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Salad Fingers is a peculiar green ‘man’ with a hunch on his back. He is single, and an extremely odd person. His long, green fingers are sensitive to rough surfaces. Salad Fingers will stimulate himself by rubbing his fingers on such objects as rusty nails, rusty tea kettles, metal jail-cell bars and nettles, which he uses for self-urtication. Salad Fingers is often heedless to the mortality of creatures / things and appears unable to tell whether something is alive or not. Salad Fingers lives alone in a small house / shack with the number 22 on the door and a working oven. He also has some ability in playing the flute and speaking French.
Salad Fingers has a strange habit of providing narration for other characters rather than engaging in actual conversation, even if the characters are living beings capable of speech. The names he attributes to different "characters" often appear to be thought up on the spot or simply applied to non-existent characters.
Quoted from : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad_Fingers



Definitions of salad fingers on the Web:
- Salad Fingers is a series of Flash cartoons created by director David Firth (who is also notable, under the name "Locust Toybox", as a composer of Intelligent Dance Music). They have been recognized as being some of the most peculiar of their type.





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2004-11-01 [Fuck the internet]: Umm, how about you shut up and die simone?

2004-11-01 [KillerQueen]: hhhehhheh...um...no

2004-11-01 [toycar]: fuck...i envy bumbs... thats it... new goal in life : become a bum - and wow, i dont even need to leave school, cause ive finished...and what a fucking waste of time that was :D

2004-11-01 [toycar]: err... im a bit delirious right now ... but very..very HAPPY... its called being so damned depressed..that ive gone on overdrive...anyone want to join me?

2004-11-01 [KillerQueen]: yes i will....woohoo...yeh...i need sleep....ahhhh crazy....echo echo....lol

2004-11-01 [toycar]: simone you are admitting it hahah... well..least you might of slept a bit. i havet for the past 4 days... eh

2004-11-02 [KillerQueen]: admitting what..the echo...im just making a joke out of it...

2004-11-02 [toycar]: ahaha ok

2004-11-02 [KillerQueen]: echo echo..

2004-11-02 [toycar]: o.o

2004-11-02 [KillerQueen]: anyway....good luck with ipt crena bean

2004-11-02 [Fuck the internet]: Crena. My house, LSD... right now. Then we shall be super happy bums with amazing adventures... without leaving the house.

2004-11-02 [toycar]: david, no to drugs.. put them down. you my child, are already in enough trouble with me... arrg

2004-11-02 [Fuck the internet]: Ah yeah... I said sorry. I gave you the chance to make me do anything and you didnt make me do anything. You're such a good friend.

2004-11-02 [toycar]: yes, yes i am : D and im nice. thats why..er..crena is the best... (laughs at self)

2004-11-02 [KillerQueen]: yey....you are extremely nice crena...*gives you a present* wish me luck for re damn you!

2004-11-03 [Sharkxpunch]: uh uh....

2004-11-03 [lohawefniwubf]:

sneezes

2004-11-03 [KillerQueen]:

BLESS YOU

2004-11-03 [lohawefniwubf]:

spank you

2004-11-03 [Fuck the internet]: Hey guys, your font's not big enough... ever think of maybe making it a bit bigger?

2004-11-03 [KillerQueen]: im trying to but i dont know how

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: please do.

2004-11-04 [esperanza]: O.o

2004-11-04 [KillerQueen]: huh

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: im. and he. and then. and the cow.and. im gunna stop.

2004-11-04 [esperanza]: THE COW! I told that jerk never to come back, thats it I'm gong to go kick the cows ass! lol

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: NO DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-04 [esperanza]: oh yes that cows going down!

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: NO PLEASE DONT!!!!!! ITS NOT REALLY A COW!!!!! ITS A EMU IN COSTUME!!!

2004-11-04 [KillerQueen]: IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: an emo love......its a bird similar to a ostrich

2004-11-04 [KillerQueen]: i know what an emu is...IM AUSTRALIAN!!! but i just dont know how the cow comes into this?

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: its not a cow. its an emu. geesh!

2004-11-04 [KillerQueen]: o.......k.........`

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: nevermind

2004-11-04 [KillerQueen]: i wont

2004-11-04 [toycar]: i have a photo of an emu eiii... i scanned it just yesterday. i was like... 20cm next to it :D

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: EMU!

2004-11-04 [toycar]: im trying to upload it now :D it will be in my house... in like less then 5 mins

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: awesome kyle is an emu farmer and i am a llama farmer and together we are going to take over the world 1 emu and llama at a time!!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!

2004-11-04 [toycar]: haha well me emu is up in my house now. but sorry... im going to take over the world... i might as well tell you now o.O bwahahah *dies*

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: NO!

2004-11-04 [toycar]: i is dead... so you can take over the world now anyway :D

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: okee! yay for me and kyle!! kyle thinks im attractive, it makes me blush lol

2004-11-04 [toycar]: at first i thought you wrote it makes you blueish... he he..... o.o im tried

2004-11-04 [toycar]: or...tired even...

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: hehe funny

2004-11-04 [KillerQueen]: i saw the picture...now its all making sense to me...not!

2004-11-04 [toycar]: my hand....is hurting. next time...i wont draw all day on photoshop x.x

2004-11-04 [Fuck the internet]: That rollerblading image is amazing. I remember when I tried to rollerblade in my 3 year old shoes, and they were so tight, the second I got onto the street I stacked it in 2 seconds. Good times had by all...

2004-11-04 [toycar]: i loves skating... but my skates are screwed because they are 1. tooo small... and 2. missing a middle wheel, because crena tried to grind. it worked the second time... once the middle wheel was gone x.x

2004-11-04 [mechanical_angel]: aimee likes emo. thats right, emO. EMO EMO EMO

2004-11-04 [Sharkxpunch]: I LUB EMO!

2004-11-05 [KillerQueen]: yes...emo....i want my old skates back..they were the best...i would go everywhere with them!!

2004-11-05 [toycar]: AIMEEEEEE you does. i could die for it. i advice you watch the movie grind them.. he he.. course me loves it... but its a skatie movie thing... but it has GOOD emo :D

2004-11-05 [toycar]: i dont want old skates... i want a new pair...now i just gotta convince my parents to waste 200 or so dollars on me

2004-11-05 [Fuck the internet]: Will you still skate if you have new blades?

2004-11-05 [toycar]: no, ill sit and look at them. like i will do with the guitar that i dont have..and just like ill neglect the rat named 'punk' which ill be getting off kathryn x.x

2004-11-05 [Lestat de Lioncourt]: Dear God! I saw this 'Toon' for the first time today - IT'S NIGHTMARISH! Hahahahah!

2004-11-05 [toycar]: its adorable isnt it :D

2004-11-05 [Pluto]: I love this...Guy...Him and his strange contraption...

2004-11-05 [lohawefniwubf]: Which contraption?

2004-11-05 [toycar]: like his creation of salad fingers and such. yes, he is, pure brilliance :D

2004-11-05 [KillerQueen]: i like contraptions...

2004-11-05 [toycar]: or contraceptions o.o joking..... (still giggles like a piece of cabbage anyway)

2004-11-05 [KillerQueen]: contraceptions are great too...

2004-11-05 [mechanical_angel]: the vampire lestat...... queen of the damned, good or bad? EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO.. daaaaashboard confessional.. my love! my love!

2004-11-06 [KillerQueen]: i like lestat in interview with a vampire!! ooooh...

2004-11-06 [colbert;]: lestat isnt in interview with a vampire is he? i thouht it was just tom cruise and brad pitt

2004-11-06 [toycar]: haha i wouldnt know... i only know random things : (

2004-11-06 [Fuck the internet]: What's going down on the Random X wiki?

2004-11-07 [toycar]: err.....it will be...done.....soon...ish >.<

2004-11-07 [KillerQueen]: tom cruise PLAYS lestat...doesnt he

2004-11-07 [toycar]: yeah i know that much.

2004-11-07 [colbert;]: *shrug* i havent seen that movie since i was 6

2004-11-07 [colbert;]: and i thought they were talking about the guy who PLAYED lestat in Queen Of The DAmned

2004-11-07 [KillerQueen]: thats stuart townsend...he was going to play aragorn in lotr...i dont think it would have worked

2004-11-09 [mechanical_angel]: eep, really? HIM playing aragorn? that would have been... interesting. i was pretty disappointed with Queen of the Damned actually.

2004-11-09 [KillerQueen]: yeh i never watched it coz people said it was shit

2004-11-09 [esperanza]: -twirls and dies- okies i'm not really posting much here anymore.. ARAGORN! LEGOLAS IS SEXY!!!! NO ORLANDO BLOOM IS SEXIER -holds hand over mouth- I'm done... yes i know orly plays legolas

2004-11-09 [colbert;]: mmmmm legolas is right next to me.... haha *Humps the cardboard cut out of him*

2004-11-09 [esperanza]: -drools- i.. i..... ooooooohhhh -pass's out, begins to dream and humps in sleep then suddenly wakes up - DAMN JUST A DREAM! lol

2004-11-09 [colbert;]: mwhahaa

2004-11-09 [esperanza]: -grins slightly- i'm foolish... but it's fun!

2004-11-09 [colbert;]: hah yeh

2004-11-09 [KillerQueen]: ok...is everyone done with the humping now...are the children allowed back or is it still R 18+

2004-11-09 [toycar]: the fact that these are david firth fans should mean that this is a R rated wiki......just in case

2004-11-10 [KillerQueen]: ok then

2004-11-11 [Fuck the internet]: Peadophile.

2004-11-11 [toycar]: me? yes i know. no need telling me.

2004-11-11 [esperanza]: -nods- i'm don with everything! -twirs-

2004-11-12 [lohawefniwubf]: twirs? huh?

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: oh yes twirs.... isn't it sexy -laughs and tackles-

2004-11-12 [lohawefniwubf]: umm....yeah...

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: -laughs- okies.... lol

2004-11-12 [lohawefniwubf]: Hmmm *pounces and tickles* I'm boreddddd

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: -squirms- i can tell lol

2004-11-12 [lohawefniwubf]: lol

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: ;-) lol

2004-11-12 [lohawefniwubf]: soooo

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: ssssssssssoooooooooo who?

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: KAREN!*huggles espy*

2004-11-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: *licks lips* kim has gooooood cereal.....

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: SHE'S AT MY HOUSE AND SHE WON'T LEAVE!!!!..........SAVE ME!

2004-11-12 [An Eversor and Ender]: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! shes upstairs.......

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: no I'm not

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: -is scared- AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -grins-

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: MWHAHAHA

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: -tackles the rock and breaks nose-

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: oohh...poor espy

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: -holds nose- fudge

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: poo muffin......wait!....fudge is my word!

2004-11-12 [esperanza]: hahahahahah =gobbles up the word fugde=

2004-11-12 [DarkAngel3]: MINE!......my poor word

2004-11-13 [DeadInMyOwnMind~]: i luv u alll

2004-11-13 [lohawefniwubf]: YAY

2004-11-13 [toycar]: confuckshittattle shall be my new er.. non swearing word. i shall say it everytime i dont want to swear >.< (khe he he)

2004-11-14 [Fuck the internet]: Hahaha, it's an hilarious word... with swearing.

2004-11-14 [esperanza]: -suddenly wants to die again...- lol

2004-11-14 [Fuck the internet]: When the hell does eMOTIVe or whatever it's called come out? I heard all of the songs at Scotts place, and they were like... *eargasms*

2004-11-14 [dr]: huhr?

2004-11-14 [lohawefniwubf]: ...huh?

2004-11-14 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-11-15 [lohawefniwubf]: hmmm

2004-11-15 [DarkAngel3]: hmmmm?

2004-11-15 [lohawefniwubf]: i dunnoooo

2004-11-15 [toycar]: its out already david. i know.... i must admit... the songs are WOW. even though only like 2 of them are thier own

2004-11-15 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-11-16 [lohawefniwubf]: ...*rolls eyes*

2004-11-16 [toycar]: why the eye rolling?

2004-11-16 [KillerQueen]: woah...i havent been on here for like...days! thats a record for me!!

2004-11-16 [esperanza]: O.O is still confused... realizes i'm always confused- huh? lol

2004-11-17 [toycar]: simone you have to check your email...there's birthday stuff there

2004-11-17 [dr]: OMG this is so funny. my friend is sooo freaked out over salad fingers that she covers her ears whenever I do the salad fingers voice

2004-11-17 [toycar]: hahah neat.

2004-11-17 [dr]: lol I know. naturally I do the voice a lot

2004-11-17 [An Eversor and Ender]: *spins*

2004-11-17 [KillerQueen]: did you get my message crena...i cant f***en go!!!

2004-11-18 [esperanza]: ...... -tackles kenzi- Did you get a hair cut kenzi~?

2004-11-18 [Fuck the internet]: Someone said "Salad fingers 5 is out" and I got all excited... but he was just asking me if it was, not that it is.

2004-11-18 [dr]: awww...you got my hopes up in the beginning of that message...

2004-11-18 [esperanza]: ............O.o

2004-11-18 [Evil Faerie Feline]: and me *looks heart broken*

2004-11-18 [esperanza]: -dies-

2004-11-19 [Fuck the internet]: Thought I might've done so, sorry

2004-11-19 [Fuck the internet]: Thought I might've done so, sorry!

2004-11-19 [esperanza]: -twitches once more-

2004-11-20 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-11-20 [esperanza]: ....

2004-11-20 [DarkAngel3]: o0

2004-11-20 [esperanza]: -twitches- i'm off byes

2004-11-20 [Sharkxpunch]: woo

2004-11-20 [DarkAngel3]: DON'T LEAVE ME KAREN!!!

2004-11-20 [Sharkxpunch]: oo.

2004-11-20 [DarkAngel3]: ;.;

2004-11-20 [Sharkxpunch]: rawr

2004-11-20 [DarkAngel3]: GRR!

2004-11-20 [esperanza]: I'm sorry i'm back now!!!!1

2004-11-21 [Fuck the internet]: I'm sorry you're back too.

2004-11-21 [DarkAngel3]: 0o

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: ..... jack ass

2004-11-21 [DarkAngel3]: me?

2004-11-21 [Fuck the internet]: Hey, you set yourself up for it

2004-11-21 [DarkAngel3]: DON'T !!!!!!!1

2004-11-21 [Fuck the internet]: Dont what?

2004-11-21 [DarkAngel3]: she is suicidal

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: tahts great to say outloud where she can read it.

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: .......................... -blinks and sits on the floor next to kimmi glaring at F.E- don't worry F.E isn't even worth my thought.

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: can i sit with you?

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -pats spot next to me- feel free

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: yey! *sits down pulls out candies* want some??

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -holds out hand- I would like one:D

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: *gives a bunch*

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -grins happily and rips into candy- (i'm suckin on a watermellon candy cane right now!) thanks deary

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: olala

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -grins and scampers off to turn up some music-

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: oo is it teh used? daphne loves derby? mcr? WHO ISS IT!

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: aw whoever you want

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: okay.

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: :-D

2004-11-21 [toycar]: *un...dies* the me hasnt been here for a while it seems

2004-11-21 [Fuck the internet]: Enough with all the actions.

2004-11-21 [toycar]: screw you and your non liking of referring to ones self in third person... bla

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: ummm

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: ............... -cocks head to the side-

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: hmmmmm......*picks up candy. hesitates* OMG THERES FUZZIES ON MY CANDIE!!!! *eats it anyways*

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -pokes the fuzzy- oooo

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: ewww, its all funny tasting.

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -grins- oops!

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: lol

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: i didn't do it!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: or did you*waves hand* (man the jedi mind trick rules me!*

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: -twitches

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: boya

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: BOOOYA BUABAY

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: :\

2004-11-21 [esperanza]: ooooooo i'm creapy!

2004-11-21 [Sharkxpunch]: wooo

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