This is for all of us out there who are the real Scrooge's of the world....

1) If you hate listening to Christmas music in every store you go to....
2) If you get pissed off when you turn on your fav. radio station and instead of playing your fav music, which is the whole reason why you listen to the damn station to begin with, they're playing f__ken' Christmas music, like dude if i wanted to hear the shit i'd go back in the store i just left...
3)you see so old bum dressed in a Santa Claus suit at the shopping center because it's the only job he is qualified for...and you know damn good and well that the parents of the same kids who are lined up to see Santa any other month of the year wouldn't let there kids go within 20 feet of him...
4)You don't have any money to go Christmas shopping with, but you don't want to look cheap so you pull out the old plastic and starve all the way thruogh April until you get your taxes back to pay offthe credit card bill...
5)You watch your friends and family go belly up buying you and everybody else stuff that you never wanted to begin with and don't have room for...
6)You have at haul this big messy smelly tree into your house just so it can shead pine needles in the carpiting...
7)You Mom gets mad at your cats for playing with the orniments hanging from the tree, then you get mad at her for getting mad at the cats...
8)You try to find a way to sneak out of the house and go to McDonald's. and thus avoid Christmas dinner...
9)You wonder if Christ were here driving in traffic if he'd cut you off or flip you the bird like people do on the way through all the congestion around the shopping malls in order to celebrate His birthday....

If any of this sounds fimilar, then your might just be a Scrooge like yours truely, and you're in the right place...please tell me your reasons why you are a Scrooge below...