2005-11-21 [nokaredes]: I don't have a penis! :O

2005-11-21 [nokaredes]: ...I do have a list of reliable ways to kill yourself...

2005-11-29 [windowframe]: How reliable are they?

2006-06-12 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...let's experiment!

2007-06-07 [Lethan]: *throws arm--bloody stumps in the air* hooray!

2007-07-20 [pelv13]: crap! (pretends it never happened to give it all one more try)

2007-07-20 [Mortified Penguin]: ...we saw that!

2011-03-31 [kingtheodin]: um...how would one commit suicide if one has no arms, legs, or penis?

2011-03-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Rolling into traffic, maybe?

2011-03-31 [kingtheodin]: oh...never thought of that....

2020-05-08 [Draugur dauðans]: another effective method is to bite your own tongue off.