Some Facts of Spring

1. Crocuses come out too early every year, as do all hopes associated with them.

2. An honorary degree and thirty cents will buy you a cup of coffee.

3. Kids who go to Fort Lauderdale always manage to find beds of their own to sleep in.

4. Tornadoes strike mobile home parks far more often than mere chance would permit.

5. Wedding photographers are becoming more obtrusive with each passing year.

6. It's people such as you who are most abused by the income tax system.

7. Baby ducks and chickens are treated with fiendish cruelty by the children who get them for Easter.

8. Baseball players don't know how lucky they are.

9. You can be thrown into jail for killing (even accidentally) a praying mantis.

10. New Year's resolutions are made to be broken.

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