2011-07-17 [Alexi Ice]: Ohh, these are pretty! You bitch!

2011-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: You're goin' DOWN.

2011-07-17 [Alexi Ice]: Where did you take these?

2011-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Various places. The South can get pretty orange at times.

2011-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Mostly though, Guntersville, AL, Blount County, AL, and Panama City Beach, FL.

2011-07-17 [Alexi Ice]: I wanna' live somewhere pretty like this

2011-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, we've got all kinds of trailers for sale 'round these parts!

2011-07-17 [Alexi Ice]: Noooo thanks

2011-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Aw, but you'll probably not even get raped that often. And I can almost certainly guarantee you that there's a slight chance you won't get kidnapped and forced into slavery.

2011-07-17 [Alexi Ice]: Oh, well then sell me a timeshare!

2011-07-30 [Stephen]: Nice pictures. :)

2011-07-30 [Mortified Penguin]: I could have had some much better ones, if it weren't for things like malfunctioning cameras, lack of batteries, not having time to stop and take pictures, because there's a hooker bleeding out in my trunk that's in desperate need of medical attention, etc...

2011-07-30 [Stephen]: Jeeze. Should have let the hooker go and taken better pictures. Your priories are messed up :3

2011-07-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, yeah, I know. My priest told me the same thing when I ended up being late for church, but I just felt bad for the ol' girl, so I had to dump her off at the hospital first. Er, vet, actually. Same difference, though.

2011-08-10 [Chimes]: Hey, Mort. Do you mind if I edit the layout of this page slightly? Some of the images go under the side bar. :)

2011-08-10 [Alexi Ice]: Congrats you cheating bastard. Lol jk! The pics were awesome!

2011-08-11 [Mortified Penguin]: NO YOU CAN'T EDIT MY LAYOUT, WHORE.

*watches as Simpet runs away crying*

But yeah, you can, [Chimes].

2011-08-11 [Stephen]: T___T

/emoslitwrist

2011-08-12 [Chimes]: Thank youuu. :)