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curtosey of www.astrology.com, revised by [Mordigen]
June 2007
aries::Honesty is a very, very, very good quality. And in fact, it may very well be your best quality (though you are good-looking, talented, intelligent and charming too). Still, the 1st, it's your bestest of best qualities (honesty) that's going to be coming up. While you want to take advantage of your natural gifts (and be honest!) you don't want to exploit them or abuse them -- say, by being brutally honest, or way, way too honest or unnecessarily honest about something like somebody's lousy new post-break-up haircut. By the 5th and 6th, if you've been a teeny bit tactless, you might have to make up for it; buy them flowers. The 9th and 10th, you can do no wrong, and the 15th and 16th, you've hit a critical point. Keep up the good work and you won't regret it. The 21st, you and a friend should make a point of having some quality 'together' time, and the 26th, you could be in for a little bit of very intense romantic attention (whoopee!). The 28th, it's time for you to take stock of just what you've got going for you and what you've got to work against, both within yourself and in your external world. The 30th, count your blessings -- and be honest about how lucky you are!
taurus:: If, as the month begins, you feel like you're in a barrel rolling down a very intense series of rapids (that is to say, you feel all topsy-turvy, like you just don't know which way is up), don't despair. All this action is just a sign that a whole lot of opportunities are on the horizon. By the 2nd and 3rd, you're already feeling calmer. Maybe those rapids have changed into a nice, babbling brook. Take advantage of this peaceful period to scan the shores for some new opportunity. Maybe you could put the barrel to better use on land? Brewing lemonade for passing river rafters, for example? The 8th and 9th, you really want to make sure you are busy doing something that makes you feel productive, whether it's teaching water safety or opening a shoreside lemonade franchise. By the 14th and 15th, anything you put your mind to is bound to go swimmingly. The 20th, spend a little quality time at home (your nearest and dearest would like to see a little more of you!). By the 25th and 26th, you want to market your message (whatever it is), and the 30th, be sure you have a little bit of fun. Actually, make that a lot of fun.
gemini:: You've been working hard lately, and the 1st, it's really time for you to loosen up, let go and enjoy the ride. Yep, you've been busy: tuning the engine, rebuilding the muffler, painting the outside of the car, maybe even installing a glassed-in roof so that, rain or shine, you can feel like you're in a convertible. Even if you've only been doing all this metaphorically (say, in your work life with your career, as opposed to in your garage with your hot rod), there's no two ways about it: You're ready to hit the coastal highway and cruise on into the sunset. Whoo-hoo! Go for it. By the 5th, it's time to stop the engine, pull over and set up a nice campsite in the woods. You're due for some serious rest and relaxation, far from the pressures of the civilized world. The 10th and 11th, you come to a big decision. Is it about love? Work? Both? By the 17th, you'll know you made the right choice. The 23rd and 24th, you have to make another big choice. Follow your gut. The 29th, you should make sure to check in with your loved ones to let them know how you are; and as the month ends, the 30th, get out on that highway of life, crank up the tunes and cruise
cancer:: The 1st, it's really important that you get connected -- and stay that way. Yep, you want to make a few calls. Send a few emails. Heck, write a letter. Whatever it is you have to say, now is the time to say it. Chances are whatever it is, is really pretty darned important. The 4th, 5th and 6th, you are incredibly busy. Don't worry, it's a good thing. But you do really want to make sure that you're taking enough time for yourself in all this. That means don't skip the gym. Don't fill up on donuts. Don't cut out too much sleep. The 11th and 12th, spend your days reconsidering what exactly it is you want from your relationships (whether it's your relationship with your friends, your family or your partner). The 13th and 14th, look inside yourself for some of the answers as to why your relationships are the way they are, good and bad. By the 20th and 21st, you're ready to implement a big change. Make those demands. Hold up those expectations. If some people get mad, let them get mad. It's high time you figured out what you need and demand that you get it. The 25th, you're ready to take even more control (maybe this time at work). End the month, the 29th and 30th, with a well-deserved couple of catnaps
leo:: Have you just been dying to enter the local amateur sand castle-buildin
g contest, but you've always been too shy? Well, this year is the year to stop hiding your talent under the sand bucket. Yep, make this summer the summer you get out there with your pail and your shovel and your little plastic tools that can make clam shapes and starfish shapes in the sand and show those sand castle builders what you've got. And what better day to sign up for the competition than the 1st? By the 2nd and 3rd, you could already be a little nervous, but don't let those jangling am-I-ready-for-the-sand-castle-big-time nerves get to you. Call a friend or two for support, then get to designing. The 8th, you are in super-self-expressive mode, and yes, it probably has something to do with the creative space you're allowing yourself to explore with this whole sand castle thing. Way to go! The 12th, write down all those good ideas you have, and then go out on a date. By the 16th, you'll nip a problem in the bud, and the 17th and 18th, everything but everything is going your way. Great! The 22nd and 23rd, everything gets a little bit easier, and the 28th you are feeling more creative and fantastic than ever. That is sure one beautiful sand castle you've got going there. And who's the cutie on your arm?
virgo::The 1st, you're at a kind of crossroads. Whether you're making career changes or considering moving to a new city, or you're thinking about taking the next step in a relationship, you're thinking hard. Don't forget to consult your feelings and your intuitions as you consider all of this too. Often, it's the non-brain parts of us that do our best thinking and decision-making. By the 5th and 6th, you may not have come to a final decision, but you will have realized that it's good to talk to people close to you and to share your questions and concerns with them as you go about trying to make a decision. The 11th, you spend the day in busy mode, and the evening in stock-taking mode. Great. Both will help you arrive at your decision. The 15th and 16th, you see some of the problems that have been holding you back, and the 17th, you start to tackle them. The 19th and 20th, you could sense a real turnaround. Yep, you still may not know exactly what to do, but you feel more secure about the process of finding out. And that's major. The 25th and 26th, the sooner you accept things for what they are, the sooner you'll be able to progress to the next step of your decision-making process. By the 30th, you're ready; now's the time to really take control. Good job this month!
libra::The 1st, you're all about balance. Yep, you're balancing your checkbook. You're balancing your lifestyle. You're balancing your emotions. You're balancing for a count of sixty on one leg in the eagle pose -- if you made it to yoga class (here's a hint: to stay balanced, be sure to get yourself to yoga, or the gym, or the track, or the field). Spend the first day of the month getting as balanced as possible, then spend the rest of the month fine-tuning, and you'll have kicked off one heck of a summer. By the 5th and 6th, you and your oh-so-balanced self are more than ready for the romance that's coming your way. So when they call and leave a message, call them back! The 11th and 12th, enjoy two days full of beauty, but watch out for disturbances below the surface. The 17th and 18th, get active with your friends, whether that means a river-rafting trip or a private group yoga session. By the 22nd and 23rd, you are in a super 'right-on' kind of space. Could it be that all this balance is really affecting how you're feeling? The 28th, spend some time exploring a terrific idea that's been simmering in the back of your mind for a while. End the month, the 30th, by really using your newfound balance to progress past an old and no-longer-useful limitation
scorpio::You could be tempted to take a real risk on the 1st. Whether it's a business deal or asking somebody you really like out on a date, trust your instincts as you proceed. If a little voice inside your head says you should abort the mission, go ahead and listen. On the other hand, if your gut tells you you're doing to the right thing, it probably knows what it's talking about (that old gut instinct is usually pretty darned savvy). The 5th and 6th, it's important that you make an effort to achieve harmony at home. Whether you live alone, with roommates, with family members, with a partner or some combination of these, you need to check in on the domestic front. If you live alone, ask yourself if you need to clean more regularly. If you live with others, well, ditto. The key to harmony is sometimes as simple as clean dishes. By the 10th, you could encounter a teeny tiny conflict situation (have you maybe not stuck to the new dishes routine as diligently as you could? No time like the present to make a change!). The 16th is an excellent day to get what you want, and the 21st, it's really time to make sure you know what it is you want (so you can ask a friend to help you get it). The 25th and 26th, you are the apple of the universe's eye, which means that you really do get whatever you want (and you look really cute doing it). The 30th, end the month by implementing at least one of your most spectacular ideas.
sagittarious::As the month starts out on the 1st, there's only one way to describe how you feel: fantastic. Yep, you are full of good vibes and good ideas. Your friends love you and you love them. This is a great time to put something you've been considering into action, whether it's a romantic move or a career improvement. The 4th, 5th and 6th, you impress the people you come into contact with, so make sure you're networking as actively as you possibly can. After all, the more people hear your message, the more you'll get your message out there. By the 11th and 12th, it's time for you to look hard at the little picture. Yep, those details will get you if you are always thinking big picture (good thing you're so good at attending to the little things too!). The 17th and 18th, you're feeling super creative, and if you bet on yourself now, you'll be collecting the winnings for years to come. The 21st, somebody could drive you crazy; try not to let them get under your skin. By the 25th and 26th, you're in a really incredible space as far as deep thinking goes. Sometimes deep thinking is a little exhausting, so rest up before the totally fantastic days coming your way the 27th and 28th.
capricorn::Sometimes dreams can seem as far away from reality as, well, dreams. But as the month begins, the 1st, your dreams could quickly become part of your everyday life. All it takes is a little perseverance and a lot of imagination, and you'll be living the life of a dream catcher before long. So whether you've been really, really wanting to go out to sushi with your favorite ex, or all you really want deep down in your heart of hearts is to open your own hat shop, this is a great month to believe in yourself and make it happen. The 2nd and 3rd are particularly propitious, and by the 8th, don't be surprised if all your intuitive and creative and emotional talents are in high gear and pointing you just where you want to go. The 13th and 14th, you want to be careful -- your enthusiasm is catching, but you might be picking up a few hangers-on along the way. Lose the dead weight. By the 19th, 20th and 21st, you really want to devote some time to the nuts-and-bolts planning (no dream ever came true without it!). The 26th, use your judgment to resolve a problem, and the 30th, you'll end the month in a way that can only be described as dreamy.
aquarious::When you get out of bed on the1st, do your best to remember to take a nice, deep, long breath. Then slowly breathe out, then take another long, thoughtful, slow, deep breath. Bring the fresh air to the very depths of your lungs. Expel it completely. Breathe in again, down to your toes, and then breathe all the stale air out. Throughout the day, whenever you have a moment, stop and concentrate on your breath. Is it free and easy? Shallow? Labored? Do you hold your breath when you're stressed? Don't! This is the month to focus on expanding and contracting -- and that goes for both your lungs and your life. The 5th and 6th, you'll already be feeling the awesomely oxygenated effects of all this expansion. By the 12th, you'll discover something new about yourself (and possibly also about somebody else). The 17th and 18th, you could have to compromise in a power struggle. Take a deep breath and do it. The 21st, stay grounded (and keep breathing). The 26th, you could well discover a deep feeling you didn't know you had (is it about someone in particular?). By the 30th, it's time to check back in and make sure you're still breathing deep. If you aren't, it's time for a little self-discipline. You'll like the results!
pisces::The 1st, trust your instincts: If an authority thinks they know better and you know they don't, stick to your guns. Stay true to yourself and luck will be on your side. By the 4th, 5th and 6th, your winning combination of dreams and intellect will have won you a number of admirers. You are attracting some romantic admirers with your stunning good looks, as well. The 7th and 8th, everything you touch sparkles like the eyes of the person you've got your eyes on. By the 12th, you are very ready to receive a love letter, which is a good thing, because it looks like one is on its way to you. The 16th, a little mystery goes a long way, and somebody is going to want to solve yours. The 21st, you get analytical about a relationship, and the person in the relationship with you might not be so eager to hear your critique. Decide how important it is to you to share your opinion before you do. The 26th, watch out for somebody who might be a little too negative a little too often. You don't really need that, do you? The 30th, you end your month with a little help from a friend in a high place.
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