The netpaper about Elftowners, by Elftowners, for Elftowners.
English Blunders
written by [lady nytmare]
Pointless labels that appeared on actual products
- Do not iron clothes on body
- For indoor and outdoor use only
- Serving suggestion: defrost
- Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal? (on a packet of raisins)
- Sliced ham with vegetarian cheddar
- Whole chicken medium fresh
- Peel tomatoes easily by standing in hot water
- Keep out of children (on a Korean kitchen knife)
Insane headlines
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Limbless Hit Out At Rise In Living Costs
- Mine Strike Ballet To Go Ahead
- One-legged Man Competent To Stand Trial
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan
- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter
- Use Of Heroin Shooting Up
- Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
- Workers finish Boring Sewer Tunnel
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