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Issue 17 Horoscopes

by [Mordigen]



Horoscopes courtesy of www.astrology.com, revised by [Mordigen]

[#August08] [#September08]

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August 2008 Horoscopes

ARIES
March 21-April 19

On the 1st, you'd be wise to put on your sunscreen, chop up some a watermelon, pick up your five favorite friends and head to the beach. Call in sick, if you must. Bring your beach ball and the badminton rackets, and you're sure to have a fantastic time -- after all, it's summertime! It's only natural for you to want to get out there and enjoy the season, so carve out some nature time now, and by the 5th and 6th you'll be back in a work-oriented mode. Your charm is legendary, and you'll be able to use it to get ahead when you employ it at the office. Around the 11th, it's crucial that you explore something new, both at home and at work. Then, on the 16th, pay attention to any flashes of brilliance that come your way. Your ideas may seem a little far-fetched, but some of the best ideas are! The 19th, don't be surprised if the smallest details are filling you with inexplicable joie de vivre; this is a day to follow your fancy! By the 22nd, you'll be focused in on a more down-to-earth project -- namely, balancing your checkbook. Yes, even in the Internet age, it's important to keep track of what's going out and what's coming in. And no, you don't have to use an actual old-fashioned checkbook; just know the details! The 27th you're going to want to dance. What to do about it on a weeknight? Put on your headphones and let loose! Wrap up the month with a great workout

TAURUS
April 20-May 20

Power struggles are just no fun -- unless you're winning, that is. On the 1st, whether you're winning or losing, make sure you're not fighting dirty. You want to be able to look yourself in the face when this whole thing is all over, so whether you're feeling up (because you're ahead), or down (because you're not), try to take it easy, as the month begins. In fact, why not bow out entirely and go for a nice swim or run, to break the tension? By the 6th, things will be looking up. Your routine may not have changed, but it will feel fresh and different somehow. The same old workout will feel entirely invigorating, and the little things that had been bothering you about your love life will suddenly seem inconsequential. Perhaps it's just the lovely summer sunshine; whatever it is, enjoy it! The 10th and 11th, get philosophical. Then, on the 16th, somebody else's bizarre behavior is not your problem. Take a deep breath and walk away. The 20th, you'll feel like you're being pulled in two different directions. Pick one and let go. Around the 26th, there may be a car repair to deal with. If you don't have a car, watch for flats on your bicycle or broken laces on your roller skates. The 30th, don't forget about romance. That's right, remember romance and romance will remember you.

GEMINI
May 21-June 21

You are like your very own high school debate team on the 1st. You'll be tackling problems with points, counterpoints, sophisticated arguments, sophisticated arguments against those sophisticated arguments and whatever else you've got in your arsenal. If you haven't nailed the issue by the end of the day, that issue is likely never going to be nailed, so make sure you don't become so single minded that you alienate those around you! Sure they're interested in your problem solving prowess, but there are other things to discuss as well. By the 3rd, communication may run a little bit dry. If you're having trouble talking to people closest to you, take a little time out for yourself. Do some breathing exercises or meditation; it could make all the difference. The 8th, it's time to go deeper. What have you always wanted to know but never had time to find out? Then, on the 15th and 16th, someone new will spice up your life. The particular flavor of the experience is up to you! The 21st, don't let your evening plans be derailed by any unnecessary limitations. The dishes will still be there when you get home. The 27th, spend the day doing what you want to do. Then, finish up the month by getting some errands accomplished.

CANCER
June 22-July 22

Sometimes, bigger is better! Sure, when it comes to the size of electronic devices and credit card bills, less is more. But on the 1st, when it comes to love, life and exposure to sunshine, more is definitely more. Keep this in mind all day long. Looking for an umbrella for the beach? Go for the biggest one you can find! Looking for a surf-and-turf dinner deal? Get the all-you-can-eat option! Go all out as the month gets started, and you'll be right in line with the stars. By the 5th and 6th it'll be time to rein it in a bit. Check in at home and make sure all of the little things around the house -- minor repairs, laundry, etc. -- are under control. After all, you need to strike a balance between the big projects and the little details in life. Around the 10th and 11th, your social life may be sucking up all of your energy, and your work life may be suffering as a result. Make sure you home life isn't taking a hit as well; if it is, it's time to rethink your priorities. By the 15th and 16th, you'll want to keep an eye on your finances whether it's a few dollars here and there or a major purchase. The 21st, go out for a nice lunch; it could be a real career boost. On the 26th, your intuition puts you ahead of the game and the 30th is the right time to connect with somebody you've always admired, but have been a little too shy to approach.

LEO
July 23-August 22

On the 1st, the month will be getting off to a great start for you. You'll be achieving some very exciting new things, both at home and at work. Be sure to take some time to really enjoy the sensation of getting what you've always wanted before you move on to the next thing. The 5th and 6th, romance could throw a wrench in your carefully constructed plans. Guess what? You'll love it anyway! That wrench might just create a whole new machine, with wheels that turn in some very inventive new ways. By the 11th, you'll be ready for a new adventure, so get to it! That's what summer is for, isn't it? Be sure to bring your sunscreen and your safari hat! The 15th and 16th, patience is a virtue you can't afford not to practice. This may be a very difficult time for you to let things take their course, but do your best. The 20th, somebody new will have a very interesting insight; follow up on it. Then, on the 26th, your pride could get in the way if you let it, so don't. Around the 30th, it's time to turn your attention to your finances. Is everything in order? If not, do what you must to set things right.

VIRGO
August 23-September 22

On the 1st, you'd be wise to bring together all of the collaborators on your pet project to go over details with a fine-tooth comb. For example, if you're on the high school reunion planning committee, did you remember to book the dance hall? Schedule the caterer? Invite the guests? Sometimes it's the big things that get overlooked as you go about the minutia of ordering dyed carnations in your school colors for the centerpieces. So attend to the big things (like making sure you've ordered the main course) and all of the little ones should fall effortlessly into place. A checklist will help you stay on the same page with everyone in the group. By the 6th and 7th, everything will be running like clockwork. What do you expect when you're in charge? Then on the 11th, your intellectual curiosity will lead you to all kinds of interesting new discoveries. The 15th and 16th bring romance your way; get ready to welcome it! On the 21st or 22nd, somebody will fudge a project in a particularly annoying way. Go easy on them-they're still learning. On the 25th and 26th, successful self-expression is going to be crucial to winning that important contract. The 31st, stick to your health routine.

LIBRA
September 23-October 22

Get together with your friends on the 1st. Plan a picnic or a hike. Heck, plan a party! The more time you spend generating great vibes with your pals this month, the better you're going to feel. After all, what would life be without all your favorite people? The 3rd, something may be telling you that you forgot to drop something off (or pick up something, or take something to the dry cleaners, or take something out of the oven, or put something back in the bank where it was supposed to have stayed all along). Listen to this voice. On the 8th, if you have a choice between 'selfish' and 'shellfish,' put your own needs aside and go to the family clambake. Sure, you may not feel like shucking shells with the fam, but it's important to them, which means it should be important to you, too. By the 12th, a potential bad mood you felt coming will blow over before it even gets started. Breathe deep and enjoy the clear skies! Then, on the 18th, a tiny disruption could give you a big headache -- but only if you let it. Roll with the punches and you'll be fine. The 24th, it's time for you to talk about whatever it is that's on your mind. The 29th, get creative, but come the 30th, don't forget to pick up the dry cleaning.

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Somebody is bugging you on the 1st, and there's a good chance it's your boss. Maybe you want to go surfing and they want you to surf the Internet looking for data on the latest online marketing tools. Or perhaps you want to scour the beach while they want you to scour market analyst reports. You may want to cut loose, but they want you to buckle down, so there's really no way around it -- you're going to have to compromise. This entire month, in fact, will be all about finding a happy medium -- and don't be surprised if failing to find one leaves you feeling a bit cranky from time to time. The 5th, try to stay aware of all of your options when it comes handling a tricky situation. There's more than one way to skin a cat, as they say, and the best way might not be the first one you come up with. Around the 10th and 11th, you should double and triple check the details of any risky propositions coming your way. They may turn out to be good bets, but you don't want to jump in blind. The 15th and 16th, new ideas will provide great food for thought. On the 21st, be patient, and on the 26th, try you best to let go. You can't control absolutely everything all the time! The 30th, share a very special secret with a very special someone.

SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 21

On the 1st, you'd better have your bags packed, your travel toothbrush in its case and your passport handy, because you're about to get some very good news -- think tickets or a big invitation -- in the mail. This month is all about good luck and lots of action for you. And don't be at all surprised if there's a good deal of travel on your plate to boot! By the 5th, you might be getting a little worn down, what with all that high-energy activity and plane travel. Don't be afraid to take a little time out to get some rest. The 10th and 11th, things couldn't be better. You've generated some seriously excellent energy, so do yourself a favor and really take the time to enjoy it. The 15th and 16th, if you can keep your mind as possible, you'll be so glad you did! Get ready -- a windfall of exciting new ideas will be heading your way, and you'll want to take advantage of all of them. The 20th, get in some intense exercise if you want to feel your absolute best. Then, on the 24th, boredom is not part of your outlook on life, so stay engaged! The 29th, there are some new horizons on your travel agenda, so pack up the travel toothbrush one more time, and don't forget the floss!

CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

On the 1st, there could very well be somebody in your work environment who thinks they deserve something that you've got. Or maybe they think they deserve something that you're going for. Considering how hard you've worked to get where you are (and how hard you're working to get where you want to be!) you can be pretty sure that they're wrong. But if they're spreading their ill will around the office, it reflects poorly on both of you, so what's the next step? Don't let them get away with their sour grapes, and don't fret too much about crushing them -- it's the only way to make something positive (grape juice? wine? balsamic vinegar?) out of their negative attempts. By the 5th, things at work will be going a lot better, and this should lift your spirits all around. Don't be surprised if your partner -- or would-be partner -- comments on how cheerful you are. The 10th, make a plan, and by the 12th and 13th, you'll be astounded at how quickly this plan has come into being. How exciting! The 18th, use your creative prowess to make something wonderful. The 23rd and 24th, keep all of your communications aboveboard. On the 30th, you can achieve anything you put your mind to -- so put your mind to it!

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18

On the 1st, it is imperative that you compromise when compromise is called for. Sure, you may think you're right, and of course you want to get your way, but sometimes even the most vigilant people can miss an important detail here and there, and you're no exception. The concept of right is not black and white, and the stars will not favor stubborn behavior at this time. Listen to what the other person is saying, and find the middle ground. By the 5th and 6th, you'll be pleasantly surprised by just how well that compromise is working out. The 10th and 11th, get connected. Call your friends, call your business partners and make sure your internet connection is up and running. Go ahead and sign up for a new cell phone plan. Check the email accounts you never check. You never know what you could find! The 16th, you'll have such a brilliant day that you might have to put on your shades -- indoors! Then, on the 21st and 22nd, do some intense research; you'll need that information on the 27th, a perfect time to experiment with a new restaurant or cooking style for dinner. On the 30th, stay grounded.

PISCES
February 19-March 20

Start this month by taking a long, hard look at your health routine. Have you been backsliding when it comes to working out? Have you been slipping when it comes to eating healthily? Have you been allowing stress to accumulate and express itself as headaches, body aches or stomachaches? If you've been treating your body less than kindly, this month is the time to really change that. Recommit yourself to yourself -- after all, health is one of the greatest gifts you possess and it pays to protect it. By the 5th, you should be taking a look at any unhealthy emotional patterns that may be cropping up in your intimate relationships. It's time to stand up for yourself. On the 10th, your boss thinks they know best. They may not be right, but that doesn't mean they don't have the final say. Take a long lunch and work out your feelings with a run at the park. After a few laps in the sunshine, you'll be surprised you ever got so worked up about some silly work issue! The 15th and 16th, pay attention to your daydreams. They could be telling you something valuable. Things will be going extremely well by the 17th and 18th, and on he 22nd, it looks like you may have a very ardent admirer. The 27th, spend the day enjoying some romance, and on the 30th, don't worry -- you'll figure everything out down the road.

September 2008 Horoscopes

ARIES
March 21-April 19

Relationships are a strong focus for you in September, dear Aries. Tending to a partner’s needs is important now, and it would be wise to put some of your own personal projects on the back burner in order to focus on a significant partnership. The 8-14 brings romantic excitement, important news, and money opportunities. Past efforts on the job pay off this month. Some of you may find that your career is moving towards a more service-oriented direction. Increased public recognition and professional success can be had now.

TAURUS
April 20-May 20

In September, there is a scurry of activity surrounding work and health matters, dear Taurus. Nevertheless, romantic matters are strong, and might be found on the job. Income from foreign sources could also figure this month. The 10-14 is a strong period for work, health, romance, and money. Take advantage! While your work demands a lot of attention in September, you are also more able to get away from the daily routine--more transportation options open, for example, or you have (or create) more free time to do so.


GEMINI
May 21-June 21

Romantic and creative energy runs very high this month, dear Gemini. Financial gains may come through a partnership or there may be an increase in a partner's income in September. A partnership benefits from more expansive, warm, and intimate energy. A friend comes to you in the first week of the month, whether this is a new friend or one from your past. The 12-14 represents an opportunity period for you, particularly in the areas of romance, children, and friendship. Important decision making and presentations should be scheduled before the 24th.

CANCER
June 22-July 22

A busy home life figures strongly this month, dear Cancer. Entertaining in your home is especially successful now. Relationships and partnerships benefit from expansive, warm energy, or successful new ones are entered in September. The lines of communication open up between you and a special someone. Sharing daily events and goings-on with one another gives you much pleasure. Income from work activities is strong and could increase. Pleasant and surprising news arrives around the Full Moon on the 15th, and has to do with travel, legal, or educational matters.

LEO
July 23-August 22

Practical matters and communications are a big focus for you in September, dear Leo. More security in your job is likely to boost your confidence. Your natural talents are more likely to be appreciated by others, particularly on the job. You have a stronger desire than usual to communicate your ideas, and siblings, relatives, and neighbors tend to play a stronger role in your life this month. The 4-5 brings romantic and creative opportunities; while the 12-13 can be tricky when it comes to relating with a significant other.

VIRGO
August 23-September 22

Finances are in focus and strong in September, dear Virgo. You might find that expressing yourself creatively really helps to define yourself and to understand yourself better, and it could lead to some profits as well! You have a stronger ability to hold the attention of an audience in September. Children and romance thrive this month. Love, love affairs, and other social activities help to enhance a healthy self image. You are feeling less private and more open about your opinions and experiences now. The 15th brings surprises from a partner.

LIBRA
September 23-October 22

A very busy month is in store for you, dear Libra. Opportunities seem to fall into your lap this month, particularly involving education, travel, and relationships. Material profits come from communications projects. Home improvements, such as real estate or renovation purchases, are favored, as is moving to a new dwelling if applicable. The 10-14 presents stellar opportunities for partnerships, negotiations, and positive reinforcement in general. The 15-16 brings surprises surrounding work and health matters. The 22-23 is strong for personal finances, gifts, and acquiring new possessions.

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Although you may find yourself in demand socially from time to time in September, dear Scorpio, most of your activities are behind the scenes. Relationships with a partner and with friends are low-key and private. A scurry of activity surrounding romance or children occurs around the 15th. Chances are excellent that you will find a lovely confidante this month--someone to share your daily activities and thoughts with. Gifts or opportunities may come through visits, short trips, messages, emails, or they could come through contacts with siblings, classmates, and neighbors.


SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 21

Stimulating friendships and group activities, as well as increased energy, figure strongly for you in September, dear Sagittarius. Personal projects bear fruit, and practical matters are especially favorable. It’s an excellent period in which to ask for a raise, before the 24th. You may have more resources to invest into your career or business. Being in a position of responsibility or authority is something you place a high value on this month. Partnerships are friendly, and singles are more likely to find romance in group settings or through friends.


CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

Others are likely to turn to you for advice this month, dear Capricorn, as all eyes turn to you. If you feel that others are judging you for what you have and haven’t done this month, you’re probably correct! Trips could be especially rewarding for you right now--they can provide a pleasant breather from pressures in your life. You are feeling especially proud and even buoyant in September, and this confidence enhances all areas of life. Romance may be found through your career and business activities. A private project can pay off now.


AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18

A spirit for adventure and intrigue takes hold in September, dear Aquarius, when the humdrum simply doesn’t satisfy! Friendships move forward, and you may be repaid if you’re waiting on a friend. A partner is craving more intimacy this month. Singles will find romance when they are out and about, away from home and typical activities. Help seems to be magically there when you need it, and your own awesome strength and faith is always there to draw upon. An epiphany regarding money or possessions occurs around the 15th.



PISCES
February 19-March 20

Dear Pisces, career matters moves forward this month, and the focus is on increasing business income. Success is indicated. Money from other sources than personal income, such as through a partner or bank loan, is also strong. A partnership is especially intimate in September. An awakening of emotional consciousness occurs around the Full Moon in your sign on the 15th. Stellar days on the 17-22 offer opportunities in the areas of relationships, negotiations, personal income, and family. Partnering with a friend in some tangible way can be part of the picture this month.







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