Tales of a Fast Food Nation

"This is where we shall tell the tales of all of are fast food mishaps, which seem to be accumulating at an increasing rate latly >.<"

Burger King:
Me and Zable were planing a friends birthday party and were discussing what we should do (The conversation had drifted into drugs and sex at this point.) So as the conversation precceded, we approached the window, and Zable said right as the fast food worker opened the window "If we give him acid and rape him, it will be the worst experience of his life!". After which I procceded to laugh uncontrollably for the next 15 minutes >.<.

Checkers:
Zable and Drake were in the drive thru at checkers when Drake was on the phone with one of his male toys. His toy had been telling him the whole time just how much he missed fucking him and what not, when he said facetiously
"I don't need you anymore, I got me a big black dick now" into the intercom...The lady couldn't even face him to give him his food, she was laughing so hard.

Taco:
Me and Zable were driving thru taco bell talking about what else, penis and date rape...when we saw the big black taco. So we started making cracks at everything like "Oh I bet you want that hard taco in your mouth" with the guy inside just listening to us. So instead we ordered soft taco, to which he replied "What sauce do you want?" which are minds managed to misconstrue into "How soft do you want it?" and I said "I don't want it soft, I WANT IT HARD!"...it all went down hill after that -_-...





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