Target Horse...On Skittles >.<
Sometime...In Elventh Grade

So, me and my friend dooDlez had just finished a movie and were just killing tim because neither one of us wanted to go home. (I don't remember which movie it was, but I got popcorn and coke!) So, after the movie me and him were just driving aound (Come to think of it I think it was bee movie. The movie attendents kept on checking up on use every five minutes or so. I guess that they thought with an empty theater we might do bad things...other than throwing things and talking for the bees >.<)

Anyway we were heading towards Blockbuster to drop off a note because appearently theirs some big underground rivalry between the Fort Pirce and Vero store, that basically just said "Store *insert random 4-digit number here* rules!!!" With three exclimation marks ^.^ Lame I know, but it's always the little things in life :P.

I was the one that had to make 'the drop' though, so I stole dooDlez's hat and jacket, because I wasn't going to do this without some sort of disguise...and I made it...all of five feet before I burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter due to the combination of coke, popcorn, and the green skittles bag.

So, yeah, they saw me :( :P, so instead of going back to the car or just acting natural, I decided to try to blend in...with the surounding air... Yeah...they thought I was stoned, so I dropped the note into their 'returns' box and then ran back to the car screaming 'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!'. Ohhh yeah, that combo sure does fuck you up XD.

But then...we were driving...not to taco bell, eventhough I remember wanting taco bell, we wound up in barns and nobles for a short period of time looking for Leonidus' penis in the 300 book...Why you ask? Well I was hyper and I wanted to see if the artist really did slip it past editing XD. I don't recall finding it though, so if you know what I'm talking about then let me know either way :).

Yeah, but appearently we were getting alot of strange looks from all of the other people, because appearently...my journey to find Leonidus' penis in this book just kept on getting louder and louder, so he said that we had to leave...and that my dear friends is when we went to Target!

Why? Because it was 11pm and everything else was closed. So we wondered the electronics isle and I kicked his ass at the naruto game on that one system eventhough I had a chewed up joystick...?

But yeah, I get brutal when I'm hyper ^_^

So then we wondered further and OMG their was this horse, and I swear it was tryting to eat me. It was fucking strange. Very creepy. And whenever I got close to look at it, the thing turned opened it's mouth and yelled at me. Like it knew that my intentions were to ride it around the store ^.^.

This...thing, was about three feet tall easily, and whenever you got close to it, it tried to eat you. I touched it once and it bit me. The fucking machanical horse bit me!

...So I hid behind dooDlez, which didn't work too well either because he didn't want to get close to it either, but did this feeling make us want to walk away? No...

Instead it somehow wound up with me attempting to like it (Yes, I went through a licking phase that I'm still in >.< and Fluffy, I can hear your bad jokes so stop :P)

But yeah, I got close...and nothing...I got closer...still nothing..and then...when I was just an inch from his fur...the fucking bitch kicked on and tried to eat me so we both ran and quick! That thing was psychotic, trying to eat me...

So we left and we never saw the crazy wo/man eating horse again...so please do remember... if you are ever going to eat coke, popcorn, and the geen bag of skittles together, make sure you stay out of the toy section at Target... Who knows what might come to life next and try to claim your soul O.o

...Maybe Barbie...




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