Teacher



All this started during my Dutch-class.
It was the first lesson of the year, and the very first thing he said was...
"Spelling is NOT important".
Riiiight...
That's odd.
Then he completely annihilated what he just said...
"Well, not to me. It IS very important in the business-life.
If you can't spell right, people will look down on you, and you might lose respect, and thus power. And the only way to get something is power".

Omg.

After all this lecturing, MORE came. He started to tell us how important body-language is. And that, if you fold your hand together, you show confidence. But if folded too tight, you look nervous, though when too loose, you show arrogance.
Great. Just what we needed. Another FOOL.

He told us how some guy from a discussion-show always used to talk, and how "atrem" he was. It means you're quick to react. He was having a discussion, and said something, on which the audience didn't agree, and they all started to go "Booooooooo". Then the dude arrogantely lifted his hand, and said "I'll milk you later". In the end he did win the discussion.

We were like... Wtf, dude? Why are you telling this to us?

about 45 minutes passed, and the bell rang. The class was over.
We were packing our bags when IT came.

"Oh yes, before I forget, you homework is SPELLING".






Alpha And Omega