The Call Girl
2009-08-11

Today I was scowering the phone book of Havelock, calling everywhere trying to find a job, when I noticed something rather amusing. They were advertising 'escorts' or 'call girls' if you will. To me their is something rather amusing about it, because thats not the sort of buisness where you HAVE to be strickly just for dating, you just can't advertise that your willing to go one step further for the right price.

So me and [Zable] got to talking about it, since well...I was looking for a job...and this is how the conversation goes....well...atleast the first one. :)

"Hey look! I could be a call girl! Strickly as a last resort though...Hmmm... are they legit? Or is it one of those look the other way sorta deals?([Miaye]) It's one of those look the other way sorta deals...are you sure that you want to go that route though?([Zable]) ...Well...That depends. Are they strickly for dating, or is the extra stuff implyed?([Miaye]) No, they're completly legit, basically it's for guys who want to go somewhere to be seen with somebody.([Zable]) Oh, so basically you just have to be arm candy to make the guy not feel like a loser by showing up alone?([Miaye]) Yeah, thats basically it.([Zable]) I COULD SO DO THAT!([Miaye]) Yeah, but what if one of the guys wanted to take 'the date' one step further, would you?([Zable]) What do you mean?([Miaye]) Like if he wanted to pay you?([Zable]) Hmmm...depends on how much.([Miaye]) Like lets say 2000 dollars?([Zable]) HELL YEAH!([Miaye]) Lol, I love how you don't even have to think about it.([Zable]) Hell, for 2000 dollars? If he's clean then why not. And if he's a one minute man, then damn, He's out 2000 dollars and I hardly had to do any work!([Miaye]) LMAO([Zable]) Damn, now you've got me all nistalgic, ahhh, feels like the good old days :P([Miaye])"

...And now for conversation two...

"Hey Drake!([Zable]) What?(Drake) Me and Miaye were looking threw the phone book and we found a number for a call girl place, and Miaye said that she'd do it as a last resort([Zable]) You mean like a phone sex operator?(Drake) Yeah([Miaye]) Sweet(Drake) Yeah, that would be funny though, if one day I was working and you called me, and all I could say was '...Hmmm...you sound familiar...DRAKE?!' hahaha([Miaye]) Nah, that wouldn't happen, I don't really like to call those numbers anyhow(Drake) Awe, why not?([Miaye]) Because I never know what to do with with them. Their all like 'what do you like?' and all that I can think to say is 'What do you like?' They should really have someone who could talk me through it the first time, that way I knew what I was doing(Drake) It's easy, don't answer with a retoricle question([Miaye]) Yeah, but I can say, 'I like getting dick sucked'-guy 'well I can describe it to you'-girl 'No, I don't want you to describe it to me, I want you to come over here and do it'-guy(Drake) Well I can refer you([Miaye]) Why can't you do it(Drake) I could for the right price([Miaye]) Damn if you did that, just think of all the money that we would be racking in! lol(Drake) You would really do that, wouldn't you([Zable]) For 2000 dollars, hell yeah, and if he's a one minute man, then thats his lose :P([Miaye]) I wouldn't do it for 100,000 dollars([Zable]) Yeah, well if I'm going to do it anyway, I might as well be getting payed for it, and it's not like I'd be one of those 100 whores([Miaye]) You see Zable, everyone has a price, some are just cheaper than other :)(Drake) Exactly([Miaye])"




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