Part of Kings Of Random

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Each week, one of the Kings Of Random will pick a Word Of The Week.

Week 8: Chosen by [Carlito Caribbean Cool]

MASS TURBATION

Why? Because it is the way to describe what happens when lots and lots of earthworms dig lots of little holes and tunnels in the ground.

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Week 7: Chosen by [Jarlaxle]

FURP

Why? Because it is the noise that fat people make whe they get stuck in water slides.

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Week 6: Chosen by [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]

DELFINIUM

Why? Because the delfin bit might be Japanese for 'dolphin', and anything ending in 'ium' has to be good.

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Week 5: Chosen by [Jarlaxle]

SALMON LEXICON

Why? Because the owl said so and don't trust the flowers

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Week 4: Chosen by [11one11]

LOM

Why? You don't wish to know.

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Week 3: Chosen by [Carlito Caribbean Cool]

COOL

Why? Because I am cool.

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Week 2: Chosen by [The Once and Future King]

BOI

Why? Why not?

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Week 1: Chosen by [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]

BAJINGO

Why? Because it is taken from Scrubs, the best programme ever! It is a term for 'vagina' but sounds nicer.

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