this is the questionare, so most questions about me, the illustrious [ilven]...
thought it was time to clean up my house

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1st round:
-Name: Joeri Verheyden
-Nickname: Joske, ilven, Pumba, zoeteke, Fëanáro, michael(according to my collegues where I dit my vacationjob)...
-Country of living: Belgium (home of the Nervii)
-Birthdate: march the 18th 1988
-Height: 173 cm
-Eye color: green-grey
-Haircolour: brown (but some dare to say it is blond. It is brown, not blond!!! I'm to smart to be blond!!!)
-Shoesize: 44-45
-School/work: Groep T, educating school, studying to be a teacher english, dutch and ethics
-You smoke: hell no
-You swear alot: hell yeah, every 3 <cencored> words I <cencored> say is <cencored> followed by a <cencored> swear
-Hobby's: music, writing, drawing, biking, fighting, throwing darts at pictures of someone called jezus (hate the guy, fucking scizophrenic), making trouble with people who listen to house and techno and RnB and, annoying fakers, doing the "coin experiment"...
-Brothers/Sisters: one sister
-Relationship: yes
-Tattoo(s): a parchement on my shoulder with "4' 33"" written on it (see john cage), and below the word silence will be also written
-favourite vacationland: Ireland, Schotland, Russia, Siberia, the kilimanjaro, Japan and Scandianavia
-What do you get labelled? Celt, antichrist, vlad tepes, psycho, gothic (wich -I’m not), satanist (I a celt), wicca (I am a celt, not wicca!!!), eternal poet, pumba (lion king), wolfwarrior, heretic, pagan, and last but not least: my fav: "spawn of satanic fire"
-Favourite Cartoon: spongebob squarepants and Happy tree friends
-Favourite Disney Character: timon and pumba (lion king)
-Favourite Colour: dark green and black
-What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the -morning: why have the (censored) gods gave such a (censored) early hour for another (censored) day in that (censored) (censored) school to (censored) do (censored)
-If ET knocked on your door what would you do: he won't... he tried, but i was drunk and mistook him for Bush and shot him in the (censored)
-Nicest person you met this year: The mirror (before it broke)
-Person you rather not have met this year: the world population(with exceptions)
-Who is it that you admire: Vlad Tepez, i want to be ex-communicated to
-Favorite Movie(s): Lord Of The Rings, The Mysts of Avalon, The nightmare before christmas, Les Gendarmes de Saint-Tropez, Les fabuleus destins d'Amelie Poulain, spongebob the movie, Braveheart, corpse bride, V for vendetta...
-Favorite Music: BLIND GUARDIAN  celtic music, epic metal, folk, kleinkunst and the true classics
-Favorite City(s): Huldenberg, Leuven, Inverness and Tsjernobil (there is something in the air that makes me go wild... :p)
-Favorite sound: silence of nature or a soloinstrument clouded in a veil of weak silence played in an open spot in a forest in the middle of winter
-Favorite TV-series: The Muppets, De Backeljauws, Simpsons, de Rechtvaardige rechters...
-Favorite Writer: Marion Zimmer Bradley, E.A. Poe, Shakespeare...
-Favorite Nickname: ilven, joske, moraalridder, roze panter, knuffelbeertjen...
-Hot or cold: icecold
-Favorite color: darkgreen and black
-Favorite Song ever: Je veux l'amour of raymond van het groenewoud
-Favorite class at school: we'll see, i start again the 25th of september
-Favorite drink: Leffe Radieux
-Lucky number: 13
-What do you think that is greatest about yourself: the fact that i am very able to ignore you if i don't like you
-What is your favourite day: when there is absynthe near...
-Favorite shoes: boots
-What time do you go to bed on workdays: 10.30
-What word do you use most: "smegmatische reetveter"
-You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside
-What do you do in the weekends: biking, working, going out, festival (if there is any), gig...
-What class on school do/did you dislike most: RELIGION, french, law, economics, english, maths, accounting,...
-What do you really really dislike to eat: couscous, chinese and anything classy, i prefer the simple cooking
BUT I HATE FISH
-Pets: 1 cat, dog, ducks(r.i.p.),goats and a sister
-Laugh or dream: laugh in café, dream in school
-Serious or funny: funny, but serious when the time asks it
-Fast or slow: really slow
-You prefer being alone or have relation: have relation
-Simple or Complicated: very simple
-Cremate or Buried when dead: cremated (celtic style); Or die on the battlefield
-Sex or alcohol: Do I have to chose?
-Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late
-Light of dark?: smal light in the dark
-Speak or Silence: silence
-Hug or kiss: both at the same time
-Happy or Sad: insane *like zed from police academy*
-Life or Death: life, charish it, if you don't, you'll spent etternety regretting it
-Gig or Disco: gig (of blind guardian)
-Left or Right: right (*raising left arm*)
-Dark/ Red/ Blonde: dark
-Do you believe in reincarnation: yes, of course
-Do you believe in Aliens: ofcource, the POPE
-When you die, what will be your last words?: damnit, I left the lights on in the basement
-Does true love exist?: yes...
-How many kids would you like to have?: 3
-What is the thing you can't stand: Lies and people hiding things from me
-What are you afraid of: american, german or dutch 'beer'
-Are you an emotional person: yes
-You cry while watching a movie?: well, for those who know me, if i say "moulin rouge", that would be a good answer
-Your goal in life: to conquer Gaul again and unite them under a celtic banner (that and blow up the vatican)
-Who is your favorite artist?: blind guardian
-As what animal would you like to reincarnate: the Nidhogg
-What is the most beautiful part on the female body: I don't care, as long as she's happy
-Most original place to ask your love to marry you: in a forest, on an open place, where the sun hits the stone you are sitting one and where blossoms are falling all around you and with a small little creek besides the stone. While having a picknic (yeah, i'm a perfectionist)
-What do you think of elftown?: nothing, since the bowlingball hit my head, i have been inable to "think"
-what is that under your bed: well, it used to be my lunch (10 years ago)
-did you miss any questions?: Yeah: kitchi kitchi yaya tada

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2nd round
If I was a profession I'd be: a teacher (which i am studying for)
If I was a body of water I'd be: the isca
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: a napoleoncandy
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: mokka
If I was a feeling I'd be: curiosity
If I was a color I'd be: darkgreen
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Lenin
If I was a movie I'd be: independant
If I were a month, I'd be: march
If I were a planet, I'd be: the moon
If I were a liquid, I'd be: absynthe
If I were a bird, I'd be: exctinct
If I were a tool, I'd be: an amputationsaw
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: mornigmist
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a trumpet
If I were an animal, I'd be: a falcon
If I were a sound, I'd be: glass breakin
If I were a material, I'd be: granite
If I were a taste, I'd be: bitter
If I were a word, I'd be: supercalifragilisticexplialidocious
If I were a shape, I'd be: plasma
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
If I were a band, I'd be: blind guardian
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: cerberus
If I were an item of clothing, I'd be: boots

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