The Roaches Last Thoughts...
2009-09-22

So today my best friend [Zable] was starting to do laundry when a roach did a full blown swan dive type flying leap into the already water filled washer which inspired this thought/chain of events...

All that I could picture was a roach in shakespearian style clothing crawling aound the top of the washer, looking in and saying...

"Juliet, my fair Juliet! How could thyn forsake me! How could thyn lover run off to conseve with another insect! I was better than fair to thee! I could have made the labor of 100,000 more than worth it my fair sweet Juliet! Yet no! You chose another to bare the suffering and glory that comes with the hatchlings that were destined to be mine! For this, I say fair thee well cruel, dark, and bitter world! I shall be tourmented by thee no longer!!!

Then he jumps...
Such a sad sad end for such a sad sad tourmented roach...
I wonder if thats what Shakespeare really had in mind when he originally wrote that story...
But had to change it to keep from getting Lynched...



*Side Note*
The labor of 100,000 comment comes from the fact that depending on the type of roach, is the amount of babies they have. Granted they can only do it once but stilll, thats alot of babies...




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