The Zombie Hobo
2005: More Phone Conversations with [Zable]

[Miaye] AND THE ZOMBIE HOBO

"You see, we have this tendancy to blow things out of proportion. Like the time with the zombie hobos. It started out with a hobo in the barn, which turned into zombie hobos, which turned into us throwing potatos at the zombie hobo, but he wouldnt come out of the woods so we asked the zombie hobo for a moment of his precious time so that we may pelt him with potatos, which turned into running out the backdoor and attacking him with a mop, knocking off his head and then throwing potatos at him, which somehow tuned into us getting sued by the Zombie Hobo Rights Activists group for harassment and assualt of a valued member of the zombie hobo community, which became me pleading our case and explaing to the judge that it was all because he wasnt loved and nurtured in his childhood which caused him to drop out of school and because of that he couldnt find a job so he became a hobo and that made him drink exessivly which turned him into a zombie, and since he was a hobo he had no place to stay and hotels don't rent to pennyless zombies so he had to find a place to sleep and that place ended up being in our barn and because we have ADHD we went overboard trying to protect out property and we would not be in this situation if only he would have been shown love and compassion in his childhood so that he would have stayed in school and got a diploma and found a good job and rented a nice house and not tuned into a zombie hobo, thus it should be his uncaring parents and teachers who should be the ones getting sued because if they would have shown him some love this would have never happend, and we are just innocent victims in a conspiracy by zombie hobo haters which is going on right under our noses as we speak."

Remember, this all started because we thought there was a hobo in the barn.

*Note: Later on, we found out it was just a fox XD*




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