Thongs and their emotional behavior

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2004-12-10 06:27:56

Last author: GeshemYehod
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Semi-weekly rant
Ok. What the SMEG is with thongs? I mean, COME ONE its like, you go to this highly perfumed room that intoxicates you with its death raying smells, and FORCES you to buy a thin and practically EDIBLE pair of something that just rides up your crack whenever it feels like it! Its like...it has a mind of its own @_@ AHHHHH
so then, why not just buy a patch of silk, and MAKE YOUR OWN THONG!? its like, either that, or make a slingshot out of a very expensive and highly bendable and flexable piece of cloth! and then you can bounce things across the room and be like **PING!*** and then the neighbors would all be in an uproar and want to join the fun, but its "scary" you tell them, and then they jsut stare at you. like this: @_@ and then you kinda look at them like this =/ and the thongs like this ^_^ and then it goes like this
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and then the neighbors stare in amazement at the weggie you just picked, and retreat back to their houses to have a nice cup of tea and later get a thong online after they see all the rucus your thong just emitted. Then, the thong is laughing on the inside like "hahahahahaha, look at that!" and then you just stand there just staring at it like this @_@ and it gets scared.

Semi-weekly rant

2004-12-10 [Po]: Hmmm. I never realized all the damage that a thong could do. Yet another reason to do as I do: go without altogether. ^_^

2004-12-10 [Moorn]: Well, I've heard many girls who just say they're comfy... honestly, I can't figure out how. I wore a thong once, and now I suffer from a serious case of cloven beanbag syndrome.

2004-12-10 [GeshemYehod]: It scares me..imagine waking up in the middle of the night with THAT in your crack..just laughing at you...

2004-12-10 [GeshemYehod]: But...beanbag syndrome!? the HORROR, the PURE UNDILUted HORROR!

2004-12-10 [Moorn]: *laughs* One would think a guy wearing a thong would be frightening enough.

2004-12-10 [GeshemYehod]: True...O.o bad visuals, NO MORE< STOP THE VISUALS!!!! *breaths heavily* but still. Imagine it just riding on up like it owned the place..nvm, don't imagine that. Well, its probably too late because I already told you to sooooo, oopsie. then why, you may ask, don't i just take back what i said and delete it instead of just writing forever and ever like I am doing right now?!

2004-12-10 [GeshemYehod]: cuz im too CRUEL and UNUSUAL in my PUNISHMENTS

2005-01-10 [shotokan_gal]: Meh... *happens to quite like thongs* Nice rant though!

2005-01-10 [GeshemYehod]: *bows*

2005-02-22 [kalany]: Very thin thongs are, indeed, quite comfy; rather than having a ton of fabric trying to crawl into your buttcrack (and, men, the elastic on women's undies isn't as good as on your undies; my waistband elastic generally goes out after 5 washing or so, leading to the aforementioned buttcrack-crawling) you have one, slim, cord which fits neatly between your buttcheeks and stays there. Doesn't move. Doesn't go crawling around. Just sits there.

2005-02-22 [Moorn]: I am both shocked and appalled. *claps vigorously*

2005-02-28 [GeshemYehod]: lol, thanks

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