Trucker: The Sexy Beast
2004-11-02

TRUCKER...The cat is a fully grown male, white and black tuxedo, who lives at [Kiarrahka] house. He was found at Flying J's truck stop...and now for the conversation that gave him the title of 'sexy beast'. The date is 11/2/04 at about 5:30 in [Kiarrahka] backyard on the bench...

"Dude...Trucker's hott...he gets in fights, has battle scars, and wears a white and black tuxedo. AND WHAT, YOUR CATS A SEXY BEAST!!! " ~ Miaye

"How do you know when you've been to my house too much?...when you call my cat a sexy beast" ~Kiarrahka

"It's true...ahh...so sexy" ~Miaye

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, O' Lord" ~ Kiarrahka

"Dude your cat must rule the neighborhood...you see the Mr. Pimp cat walk down the street with all the pimpett's following him..." ~ Miaye

"Dude...this is my cat your talking about!!! " ~ Kiarrahka

"Ya, I know...one question though...how come all the sexy ones aren't straight, I mean thoughs poor pimpett's...their flocking towards a gay cat" ~ Miaye

"And who dose that remind you of? " ~ Kiarrahka

"HAHAHA, *****" ~ Miaye

"Exactly" ~ Kiarrahka

"So what have we astablished today...the fact that you have a sexy beast of a gay cat with a nice ass, and possibly straight pimpett groupies..." ~ Miaye

"Dude...you never said he had a nice ass..." ~ Kiarrahka

"I thought it was implyed...oh well...guess not..." ~ Miaye

"Oi" ~ Kiarrahka

If you, yes you, wish to avoid having this, if not a similar, conversation with your closest friend than avoid drinks that are strawberry-kiwi flavored...you have been warned...




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