2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: Why, son?! Why?! *death star explodes*

2008-08-16 [Imperator]: Because you're a horrible father! *goes to Rebel party to celebrate*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: Oh yeah? Well... diabetes runs in the family! Take that! *dies*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Luckily for me I used the parts from your life support suit to build a testing machine thingy that doesn't require me to prick my finger to get a measurement! Ha! *machine short-circuits and my blood sugar spikes* *dies*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: Good thing I had two sons in case on of them died... *points at your mysterious, unheard of brother in the corner*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Boba Fett crashes through a window and assassinates the mysterious brother*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: Nooo! That was Jimmy, the last Jedi!

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Shut up! You're dead! *kicks body*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *body catches on fire and burns*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: That's convenient, I didn't even have to waste expensive gasoline to get it to catch!

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *comes back as a blue ghost!*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *paints walls blue so I can't tell when you haunt me*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *makes noises that sound like traffic every time you try to sleep*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Pretends to live on a busy street so it doesn't bother me*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *explodes, sending ghostly matter all over the place*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Sleeps through it by pretending it is a car bomb explosion*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *is nothing now*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Just like the inside of your head! Ooooooo! BURN!

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *is still nothing*

2008-08-17 [moira hawthorne]: *sits back and eats popcorn*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Guffaws at "nothing"*