What Food Are Tasty: A Journey With Zable

"Eh, I've eaten worse" -Zable

This is where you shall hear about all of the random things that Zable's eaten, and what they tasted like. *Sigh* Please don't try this at home -_-..."

FOODIES ^-^:
Goldfish
Zable: It just kept swimming and staring at me. I was bored. So I fished it out and ate it. It wiggled a bit on the way down, but I've eaten worse, so it wasn't too hard to get down. It was slimy, cold and tasted kinda like the side of the bathtub after a cold shower right near the soap scum ring. Once in my stomach, it felt like a spot on cold water for about an hour. Overall, not the best thing I've decided to eat. Will not be trying again.
(Miaye says: Live ones, not the snack that smiles back, oh no, this fishy wasn't smiling...not at all...it's almost like he knew...some how...some where...he was going to be eating by an R-tard :P)

Cheese flavored rat treats
Zable: They didn't taste like cheese at all! I was so disapointed! Instead, they tasted like a mix between stale bread, old socks and uncooked flour. I most definately will NOT be giving these to my rats.
(Miaye says:This one didn't surprise me at all...which is kind of sad -_-)

That older than dirt pecan roll
Zable: Don't believe her, it had only been sitting on my nightstand for like... 3 months. And it only had ONE bite mark in it from when I first tasted it, at which point it was tasty. Three months later, it tasted just like a pecan roll, only less flavourful, and kinda hard. Not stale, hard. Edible none the less, especially with a glass of cold soymilk.
(Miaye says: *Sigh*)

Yellow crayon
Zable: I didn't actuly eat the crayon, this time. I got bored watching her type and coloured my toes with a yellow crayon I found on the floor. A few minutes later, my toes began to itch. Forgetting I had coloured them, I commensed to chew on my toe to relieve the itching. A moment later, I burped, and it tasted like crayon. Waxy, and yellow. yes, yellow can be a flavour.
(Miaye says: I think that this was the first time, since high school, that she managed to surprise me...but then again, whats not surprising about seeing your best friend eat a crayon thats logged between her toes o.O?)

{More to come}

...I'm afraid to ask about more...




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