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Whatever...

...floats your boat.

And all things similar. Certain expressions are used when one wishes to express the fact that someone can do whatever they want for whatever reason. I have decided to make a list and thusly almost a game of it. Here we come up with strange ways of expressing this. Feel free to make it dirty or insinuating. I, personly, have allways thought 'floats your boat' refered to... arousal. The trick is not to make it overtly sexual, but rather insinuating.

Below are where you should post your additions at the end of the list. Feel free to add as many as you want, just don't take all the good ones.

Whatever...

... Floats your boat.
... Peels your bannana.
... Blows your skirt up.
... Grinds your meat.
... Licks your lollie.
... Pickles your pepper.
... Pays your piper.
... Rocks your cock.
... Blows your whistle.
... Tans your tummy.
... Tutes your flute.
... Wrenches your pipe.
... Puffs your pillows.
... Lights your match.
... Loosens your belt.
... Cooks your taco.
... Twists your tail.
... motions your lotion.
... Raises your flag.
... lights your wick.
... steams your clam.
... plumps your sausage.
... catches your butterfly
... sails your ship.
... loads your game.
... bakes your beans.
... fries your bacon.
... salts your pork.
... digs your well.
... wars your stars.
... powers your lightsaber.
... draws your knife.
... sparks your wand.
... inks your quill.
... pulls your lever.
... pulls your cord.
... rings your bell.
... undresses your stripper.
... yanks your chain.
... pops your cork.
... runs your marathon.
... finds your Nemo.
... tacks your board.
... milks your cow.
... launches your rocket.
... preheats your oven.
... writes your will& testament.
... files your divorce.
... screws your wife.
... sparks your imagination.
... kickstarts your perversity.
... gets you what you want.
... makes you feel funny...
... makes you happy.
... makes you give the full-on salute.
... candies your cherries.
... peanuts your butter.
... keeps you alive.
... wraps your whacker.
... kills those infomercials.
... marches your band.
... preaches to your choir.
... hires the Rockettes.
... beans your kidneys.
... gets you hosed.
... coils your snake.
... toasts your bagle.
... roasts your nuts.
... bakes your biscuits.
... filets your fish.
... Tickles your Pickle.
... Turns your crank.
... Kills the hell out of Barney.
... shucks your corn.
... Creams your Twinky
... Frosts your Cake
... Fills your doughnut
... lights your cigaret
... makes you horny.
... twists your nipples
... creames your coffee.
... creams your bagle.
... licks your dick
... fills your glass
... flogs your log.
...turns you on
... rocks your SOCKS !!
... greases your griddle.

2004-06-09 [ShiftySkillet]: mwahahaha...

2004-06-09 [HiddenFire]: fun stuff indeed! *maniacle laughter*

2004-06-09 [The Imp]: *starts watching this page*

2004-06-09 [Jewl]: lol

2004-06-10 [ShiftySkillet]: hehe hiddenfire cooks my taco...

2004-06-15 [HiddenFire]: you know it!

2004-06-15 [Char.]: Ok... this wiki is so random!

2004-06-15 [ShiftySkillet]: you betcha

2004-06-21 [HiddenFire]: ...

2004-06-21 [Jewl]: lol

2004-06-21 [ShiftySkillet]: loads your game?

2004-06-22 [HiddenFire]: i'm going to pretend it a role play, that makes everything better. *grin*

2004-06-22 [Jewl]: lol no comment

2004-06-26 [ShiftySkillet]: oh....my...o0

2004-07-17 [ShiftySkillet]: IM BACK!

2004-07-25 [HiddenFire]: I could make a comment about you being on yours but I think that it might be going a little too far... thusly, I will refrain. I know where the line is, I wont cross it. I am a gentleman. ^_^

2004-07-25 [Jewl]: lol

2004-07-26 [ShiftySkillet]: oh common...which one?

2004-07-26 [HiddenFire]: was it not enough that I use the irony of my mentioning what I would not say? I assumed that was enough. 0.o

2004-07-26 [ShiftySkillet]: tsk tsk tsk..well anywho *jumps on your back* PIGGYBACKRIDE!

2004-07-26 [HiddenFire]: oink

2004-07-26 [ShiftySkillet]: *slaps your butt* go!

2004-07-26 [HiddenFire]: somehow I doubt pigs acutually do this. 0.o

2004-07-26 [ShiftySkillet]: well they should.

2004-07-26 [Jewl]: lol

2004-07-26 [Jewl]: I love this thing... I've added about 1/3 of the whole thing... lol

2004-07-26 [ShiftySkillet]: lol the three of us really compiled it...cept a few ones from theimp

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: pretty much... I've done quite a few myself. it seems as if only a few of us are actually doing anything with it. *shrugs* well... don't stop there! We need to come up with one for every possible situation. ^_^

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: Sill fill forcing far, I invite you all to Berry Wine Bar! ^_^

2004-07-27 [elfboy]: i have done one!

2004-07-27 [Jewl]: lol

2004-07-27 [ShiftySkillet]: lol we're proud?

2004-07-27 [elfboy]: no, i'm just saying i did one. you guys took the rest.

2004-07-27 [elfboy]: and there's 16 more i put up there. Hah!

2004-07-27 [ShiftySkillet]: ok...

2004-07-28 [elfboy]: what? like advertising my work. *sits in corner with arms crossed*

2004-07-28 [Jewl]: *cuddle*

2004-07-29 [ShiftySkillet]: aww...

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: let me check.

2004-07-29 [elfboy]: *cuddles back, along with a kiss*

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: hang bang bouncing broom, that kind of behavior belongs in the Red Light Room!

2004-07-29 [ShiftySkillet]: lmao you got told!

2004-07-29 [Jewl]: *rofl*

2004-07-29 [elfboy]: *roflmao* ^__~

2004-09-07 [HiddenFire]: How is that last one even remotely suggestive? @.@

2004-09-07 [elfboy]: It is suggestive of killing barney. It never said it had to be sexually suggestive.

2004-09-07 [HiddenFire]: I'll suggest something to you! LOL, ^_^ :P

2004-09-08 [ShiftySkillet]: tsk tsk this is just getting dirty!

2004-09-10 [elfboy]: Was that comment aimed at me, HiddenFire?

2004-09-10 [Jewl]: LOL!! XD

2004-09-10 [HiddenFire]: I was being silly. :P

2004-09-10 [elfboy]: I know, I was just wondering. ^__^

2004-10-22 [MagpieWisdom]: lol, v.v.v.funny ^_^

2004-10-22 [ShiftySkillet]: wow...this hasnt been commented on in ages...

2004-10-26 [jaerelim]: these are creative

2004-10-27 [ShiftySkillet]: haha cream...

2004-12-02 [strangerSue]: umm i know one... whatever butters your toast

2004-12-03 [HiddenFire]: Add it then. ^_^

2004-12-03 [elfboy]: Its already up there, I think.

2004-12-04 [HiddenFire]: nope.

2004-12-04 [elfboy]: Okay.

2005-04-18 [Jewl]: lol elfboy creams my twinkie...

2005-04-19 [elfboy]: ^__^ yay!

2005-05-02 [EmoGirl]: This is the coolest wikiw ever.

2005-05-06 [elfboy]: It is pretty fun.

2005-06-04 [chrissy8]: I LOVE THIS WIKI!!!

2005-07-11 [elfboy]: ^__^

2006-03-19 [Jewl]: lol i love it too

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