Your Home

1. You shovel the walk (or sweep it with a broom) one or more times while the snow is still falling.

2. You believe that good fences make good neighbours.

3. You have an "interesting" or "artistic" mailbox.

4. You are among the very first every year to put up Christmas lights and decorations, and you don't take the wreath off the front door until mid-March.

5. You have a Don't Turn In This Driveway sign out by the street.

6. You have the family initial on the front screen door.

7. You have the largest woodpile for miles around.

8. You use an edger to seperate your lawn from the sidewalk.

9. You have covered one or more rocks on your property with whitewash.

10. You figure that the cost of one tomato grown in your garden is at least three times the cost of one tomato bought in a grocery store.

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