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2006-01-01 [nokaredes]: No one's talked here! :O
2006-01-04 [Lethargic Panda]: Shhh! This page is meant for silence. x.x
2006-10-23 [Sedition]: -pokes the last note at the bottom-...but what if they ARE real and we just havent gone through a zombie apocalypse yet?!XD either way,the guide friggin works.though i would suggest a mall or gunshop over a house.zombies suck at invading malls until just before the aftermath.befo
2006-10-23 [lacklustre]: one serious problem. Killing survivors is definitely frowned upon especially when you think they don't deserve to live. Keep in mind everyone has skills and talents even if they seem useless. Understand that human skin and fat carries much more diseases than antibiotacally treated meats ie chiken, beef and most porks. So cannibalizatio
2006-10-23 [Sedition]: kinda hard to farm stuff when your stuck in a building for god knows how long.and it takes forever to grow shit anyway.plus your ethics need to go out the window,you would like,stop us from lootong and having sex wouldent you?!WE MUST CALL A VOTE TO THROUGH HIM INTO THE ZOMBIE PIT!!hes gonna gag us in our sleep if we kill the fat kid!
2006-10-23 [lacklustre]: yeah well take all soil from all potted plants. Or find shelter out in the country and steal from abandoned properites. It may take forever to grow crops but once it's done, it's done. Better yet take over a farm that already has crops growing. And no ethics don't got out of the window. One must uphold them cause thats how you keep sanity in a apocalyptic mess.
2006-10-23 [Sedition]: ya,fuck that.for one,farms are easy to storm by means of zombie apocalypse,two
2006-10-24 [lacklustre]: yeah but you have more range and more land to booby trap. And if your near a source of wood then you have an easier means to keep yourself warm. Also if you pick up bow and arrow you have an easier to obtain supply of ammo. In addition to that you can make pits with spikes and do it for miles and miles. It'll keep you in shape and on the ball provided you don't let rabid sex and pot smoking slow you down. The only "fucktard" is the one that kills fellow humans for no legitimate reason.
2006-10-24 [Sedition]: ...fucktards who mess up the rotation is plenty legitimate reason to execute them,its the friggin zombie apocalypse,doe
2006-10-24 [lacklustre]: no it's not. There is no reason to execute someone who is mentally and physically exhausted from having to hear the moans of the dead or the fact they haven't been able to get up and move around. Rememeber you're human, you can only maintain a certain level of monotomy for so long before you become mentally unstable. Hell that moron who fucked up rotation could've been you. Now let me ask you, would you want to be executed for simple human error? No harm no foul. Espcially when it doesn't cost lives. If you're going to lead then you need to be more professional in your dealings with your men and people that have granted the chance at surviving with them. Cause at some point we all fuck up. be sure theres enough left to pick up the slack where you can't hence why you don't hide during zombie outbreak. You hunt. For each "zombie" killed means one more you don't have to fight locally unless you get a herd in your area from one of the bigger cities.
2006-10-24 [Sedition]: its the zombie apocalypse,all errors lead to death.so the emos go in the zombie pit before they have an emotional break down and tear away teh barricades to make it to the nearest home depot for a razor.and ya,if i went the way of the fucktard,id be a little dissapointed if i didnt get shot,becuase then i would call everyone a bunch of pussies,and throw myself in the zombie pit so i would have a slightly more valid reason to gnaw on their brains later that day.Shadow doesnt play that shit.
rule 1 of Shadow's survival island:no emos.you cry you die.theres nothing more annoying then the contagiuos act of crying.you lower everyones moral with your freaking out and you go in the zombie pit so we can cheer up at watching your somewhat entertaining demise.
rule2:if you drink the last beer,your running outside to get more.if you fail we are pissing on your corpse when the apocalypse is over
rule3:frankie says relax.do it.
rule4:all lovers disputes over things like cheating will be resolved by having the two people line up across the room,then run at top speed and headbutt each other directly on their skull.the winner is the one that doesnt die of hemorhedging.
rule5:breaking any rules means death.
rule6:courtesy flush please,zombies make it stink bad enough already.
rule7:the first person to play any music but metal dies.if anyone plays rap then everyone is ordered to throw themselves in the zombie pit.
rule8:becuase of rule 7 DDR is not allowed on the island.
rule9:limit 1 masturbation per day per person.
rule10:no one talks to Shadow.ever.pe
2006-10-24 [lacklustre]: 1.There is no exception for emo. You break down I suppose you go straight into the pit too. Everyone has their limits, you do as well. Remember that and forget about it.
2.All Beer spoils, you should know how to brew it. If not forget about it cause that stuff if not good after it's expiration date.
3.There isn't relaxation if you're surrounded. You must absolutely keep moving in the zombie apocalypse. Granted there are more dangers. It'll keep you sane.
4.Depends on the circumstance. To avoid spread of disease. Whoever you wind with you're stuck with until death do ya'll part. Cheating is not acceptable nor are dumb games that result in potentially fatal injuries.
5.Rules will always get broken. So deal with it.
6.Running water is a rarity. Even a source of fresh untouched water is a rarity. Learn to distill, purify and recycle that stuff. So I suggest you either ensure a plumber and chemist survive or learn to do it yourself.
7.Music and any noise past that of acceptable levels ie speech when it's important or in a sound proof room is purely asking to be killed by the hordes of undead or the militaristic raiders that have been roaming the highways, cities and sea ways since the start of the rising.
8.Don't waste power. Only use it to power your implements of cooking, radio and lighting. Make sure to see it that the source of light is conceal and well covered. You don't want to give yourself away.
9.I'm not even going to touch that one.
10.That's an entirely ignorant rule. You're just a person. I imagine your napolean complex would be ended within a few months with an axe to the back of your head. Being an asshole in the zombie apocalypse just isn't acceptable cause it endangers the human race even further.
2006-10-24 [Sedition]: rule 11:throw the guy that takes a satire of zombie movies seriuosly into the zombie pit.
2006-10-24 [lacklustre]: hell now. He's are plucky comic relief. Mind you he'll be the first to die since he's wasting time and not keeping his wits about him.
2006-10-24 [Sedition]: atleast i wont be thrown in the zombie pit (given for the first week or so,as ill totally be getting a kick out of being able to shoot zombies and shit without getting arrested *again*)
2006-10-25 [lacklustre]: yeah well shooting them isn't always the wisest idea. Less louder weapons are ie baseball bats, machettes and the like. Think sharp but light weight.
2006-10-25 [Sedition]: guns are still cooler.unless you find a way to kill people with toasters or waffle irons in a totally badass way
2008-04-20 [The Dark Wolf]: Thats why they make silencers for guns....
2008-04-20 [The Dark Wolf]: and yea lets get close to the ones who want to EAT you.... I would chose loud over close.
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