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(Science *IPC*)
Mr. Bunge: Dang it, now this won't work! *trying to turn on the overhead*
Me: Mr... You need to plug it in.
Mr. Bunge: Oh, That might help.
People that heard: *Laughing*


Mike: Okay, now what do i do?
Me: Stick it in.
Mike: It's already in.
Me: Wow... thats sounds so wrong...
*we were talking about a flash drive on a computer*


(watching school play)
Amanda(playing Jeff): Bobby! 3 cows just walked into the shot!
Alan(playing Robert): What?
Amanda: 3 cows just walked into the shot!
Alan: Cows! Get OUT OF MY SHOT!
Mike(in audience): Kaycee! Get out of the shot!


Me: Have you ever been on ET?
Mike: I'm not like you i dont recall doing aliens on the internet.
Me: Mike! its elftown dork!
*later in the conversation*
Me: I was on ET --
Mike: I told you i dont want to hear about your sex life with the aliens!
Me: Damn it Mike!


(Another time in English doing Romeo and Juliet)
Raul (Playing Nurse): Madam! Your mother is coming!
Me (Playing Juliet): *says long lines of saying goodbye to Romeo*
Mike (Playing Romeo): *says some stuff then* Goodbye!
Script: Romeo Goes Down
Mike: I go down on her?!?! What?!?
Me: *Laughs hard*
Mr. Martinez: *laughing but trying to keep his cool* Down on the balcony.
Mike: So i go down on her in the balcony?!
Mr. Martinez and rest of class: *Lots of laughing*


Monkey (dunno his real name)- *playing with Marina's pink and black bracelet*
Marina - Monkey! Stop Playing with my balls!!!
Derrick - Look! She confessed!!!


(in church)
Me: *sticks tongue out at mom*
Mom: *smacks me in the head with her bible*
Me: You hit me with the bible! How dare you!
Mom: No, that was God that hit you.

Me: Haha you messed up!
Mom: God's gonna hit you again!
Me: Nooo


(at youth group)
Jorge: Go to the bathroom right now! we'll give you 10 mins!
Brandon: I can do it in 5!
Mellissa: Brandon!! Okay, we're changing the subject!


Mellissa: Wanna know how rediculus it sounds to cuss? Try having a conversation and instead of cussing say quarter. "Dude, that was quarter awesome! Lets quarter do that quarter again!"
Jorge: How about you say Jorge instead of quarter!
Mellissa: ... "No..."
Janet: "You son of a fat cow!"


Me: *sneezes* Thank you! I mean... Bless me...
Mom: *Laughs and giggles histarically*


James: *holding up bottle of water* AGWA!!
Me: *holding up Mountian Dew* Mountaino Dewo!!!
James: Never again Amber... Never again...



Me:*picks up paper on seat to sit down*
Kay: Amber! Put the paper back on the chair!
Me: ... Why?...
Kay: Just do it!
Me: O... K... *puts paper down*
Kay Now... Slowly bend back over and get the paper again...
Me: *laughs and very slowly and seductively grabs paper*
*Tony, Mike, And Kay stare at my cleavage...*


(more to come wen i remember)

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