Username: [silent_voice]

Name: Usually fatass... but my names Jake

Age: 19

Alibi: I was in the cheesecake shop when I first saw a zombie, it walked in and groaned then ate someone's brain, i screamed and hid in the pie cuboard... been there ever since... *drools* god those pies are good...

Appearance: Really really fat... I like, weigh 180 kilo's (More than 350 lb) but im strong under my blubber, im kinda like that jelly man from ghostbusters, you know the one im talking about right? that marshmellow guy *Drools*

Skills(if any): Im good in short bursts, but get worn out quickly. I...*thinks* I can play music on my gut... and i am a really friendly guy.. if people would talk to me...

Personality: Im ALLWAYS thinking about food... unless someone has a problem, then i try and help them, I think that im invincible sometimes because i can take a bit of a beating... training in school... but i try hard at everything i do, even if i am uncoordinated

History: I was born into a family that didnt really know how to cook, i was hooked on junk food and sweets for longer than i can remember and i always carried some, i went through school and was teased beacause of my fat, so i went depressed and ate... probably not the best thing to do i know... but it doesnt matter, i eventually accepted who i was and i ate because I wanted to, not because i was feeling down.

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is anyone still alive?