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welcome


hello everyone and welcome to my contest!

please take your entry coupon and join the
queue to the left, where you will be recieve your free beer,

(note: this offer applies only to contest participants and is limited to 1 beer per person)

this contest is free for anyone to enter, we have no silly rules about self promotion or image hosting! feel free to promote your entry as much as you like and your image may be hosted from any website!


the theme for this first contest is going to be JUDAISM
this means that you can submit any art (including photography and poetry) under the theme of the jews. all hail moses!


i will make a badge or something for the winner(s) to put on their profile






1) [Clarity.]
<img:http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7725/brodyvt7.jpg>
this is a piece that i have submitted to get the ball rolling.
it features me on a date with the world's hottest jew, seth cohen.


2) stu the jew a poem by [Evolution X]
jew jew jew
lost his shoe
didn't know what to do
his name was stu

3) an untitled poem by [frayed~sanity]
aunty semetic is a nasty lady
she once fed me onion gravy
i much prefer my uncle jew
'cause he cooks food that's easy to chew

4) the emo jew, edited by[TRiCKY DiSCO]
I’ll Be The jew That No One Ever Hears,
Though My Silent Screams Would Deafen Most Ears.
I’ll Be The jew Plastered With A Smile,
Though Silently Wondering If Life’s Worth While.
I’ll Be The jew To Brighten Your Day,
Though Quietly Wanting The Favor Repaid.
I’ll Be The jew Who Never Sheds A Tear,
Though At Night Wishes Them To Appear.
I’ll Be The jew First To Laugh,
Though I Feel My Insides Tearing In Half.
I’ll Be The jew With The Best Of Friends,
Though They Don’t Know My Internal Problems.
I’ll Be The jew Who Keeps On Living,
Though All I Want Is To Give In.

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2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: i'll sew it up for you
but only if you'll be my bride?

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: yeah sure. whatever happened to my ragdoll? :(

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: its still in production
the sewing machine at home is naff
i have discovered the sewing machines at college are much better
so i have the outline of a brand new one
ready to take to college to sew when i finish my work
plus i found a better way to fill it
so this one will reign supreme

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: oh wow, i'm gonna nap some cotton from college and make you one too! XD

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: lush one! can't wait!

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: woo hoo it can have my new and improved ginger hair which you are yet to see

2008-03-04 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: rupert grint ginger?

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: not quite. think jonathan ross' wife

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: aye i am
can't wait to see it though
i will on saturday!

2008-03-04 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: jonathon ross's friday night show was on on saturday night :S haha

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: i blame the leap day

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: im gonna re dye it on satureday daytime caus ei dont liek ti at the moment oh deary me my spelling i cant be bothered to fix it all

2008-03-04 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: i want to proper dye my hair, i hate dying it natural colours :(:(:(:(

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: aww thast why i dont ever want a job i just want to spend the rest of my life with good hair hahahaha

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: work at gamestation

2008-03-04 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: i would but it's all pervy men that work there

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: yep
i fit right in :P

2008-03-04 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: hahahaha. i was buying a game today and this weird, fat man with yellow teeth was staring at me for ages and his excuse was "i was trying to decide if you were 18 or not, but i think you are" eew

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: WAS IT DEAN?!?!?!

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: more than likely :|
what a horrid man

2008-03-05 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: he was talking to 2 young teenage girls and one of them shared their muffin with him eew. i proper muffin i'm talking about of course :P

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