-DUN DUN DUN-
Kribbie war's

<(^\o)> - general kribbie-
<(o~o)> -coward kribbie-
<(!o!)> -kribbie in conflict-
<(&.&)> - runaway soldier -
<(o\^)> - enemy general -
<(>o<)> -Kribbie doing a battle cry-
<(X.X)> -Dead Kribbie-
<(x.X)> -Deadish Kribbie-
((O(>0<)O)) -A cussing Kribbie-
-you create the rest-


<(^\o)> -set up the camp and make fortifications against the invading armies-

<(#.#)^ -yes sir-

[flurry of activity]

-five hours later-
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<(-_-;)> -camp created and fortified sir-

<(^\o)> - good now we need an advisary-

<(^.-)> *stumbles in* -sir...they are coming! And arrow...got me in the eye...-

<(^/o)> -battle stations, ready the panzer devisions, set the catapults close that door private-

v(---)v *falls over face first*

<(^/o)> -send for a medic.... fire upon the enemy. did you set up the mortars and the clamore mines around the camp?.-

<(!.!)> -sir yes sir-

<(^/o)> - good fire at will... send out the panzer devisions and blow them to kindom come.... or timbuktu which ever is closer.-
~.~.~.~

Meanwhile....

<(o\^)> - Blast it! That blasted soldier got back to camp! They have gotten warning of our attack!- *looks around* -Men, fire at will!!!-

<(o~o)> - uh sir they have sent out there panzer division-

<(o\^)> - coward! Men, dig tiger pits! Hup two hup two!-

~.~.~.~.
meanwhile

<(^.^)^ -sir we have reports that the enemy is digging tiger pits-

<(^/o)> - bomb them stop them do what ever you have to do-

v(+.+)v -Sir, we cannot do anything more for this man. He will always be blind in one eye. He is fine. He just fainted from blood loss and pain. We have stopped the blood. Anything more we can do for you, sir?-

<(^/o)> -get him a patch and get to the front lines and see what you can so there-

<(+.+)^ - Yes sir!-

<(^/o)> - bomb them NOW, Get there spirits on an all time low there is now escape for them. Stop the digging , Speed the advance CRUSH THEM NOW!-

<(^.^)^ -SIR YES SIR-
~.~.~.~
Meanwhile...
<(o\^)> - Good job, men. You finished the digging! Now get in the pits....move move move!!

10 minutes later

<(o~O)> - u sir the tanks just delibratly pushed the dirt in on top of hte men in the pits and the pits with no dirt around it the tanks drove into and crushed them-

<(o\^)> - *curses and slaps coward* We have lost the battle, but not the war!! *blows up tanks with dynomite* Men! Follow me to our camp! -

~.`>~>~>~>~>>~
menwhile

<(^.^)^ -sir he has just blown up our tanks with dynomite.-



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