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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened

THE NUTHOUSE!

<img:http://elftown.eu/img/drawing/84408_1098205729.jpg>




Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.


This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?


"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"


If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know



OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR


(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:




*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*


Username (or number or email):

Password:

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: nopers*sets a circle of fire around Lunacy*

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *sits there smiling*oooo.i like fire.*stands up in circle,touching it lightly,not burning hands*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: *sits in the dust and draws

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *tries to lick fire but it doesnt like me so i sit back down and cry*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: *blows the fire out*

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *gets up and hits you Da3*fucker!!!im leaving now.*walks outside and lights and throws m-60's at people as they walk by*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: fun.....don't call me names......

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *throws lighted m-60 through the door landing at Da3's feet*    *waits....laughs as it blows up*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: *steps out from behind lunacy* hello there

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: what the hell???*runs off*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: *runs after* DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!!!

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *hides behind a bush*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: *hides in the tree next to lunacy*

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *shoves dagger through tree trunk and runs off to NH*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: *takes the dagger and runs after*

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *gets in bf's bed*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: That's one place I'm not going

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *laughs and snuggles up to bf*

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: I miss mine [pierre-playa]

2005-01-03 [_xxxPirate cnt]: *laughs*yep.im talking to mine now.no more talking on here,maybe later.

2005-01-03 [DarkAngel3]: okies*

2005-01-04 [RaineDrop]: may Raine join this wiki? I'm pretty crazy...(or just a clinicly parinoid insoniac who rocks back and forth and wears alot of black eyeliner to hide dark circles under her eyes) is Raine crazy enough to be in this nut house?

2005-01-04 [_xxxPirate cnt]: you'll have to ask master.*smiles and laughs in her head,returns to corner and talks with the people in her head*

2005-01-04 [tyger]: i have been having way too much fun

2005-01-04 [_xxxPirate cnt]: and why is that?

2005-01-04 [tyger]: coz i dunno and wow did you know the world was spinning *grins*

2005-01-04 [lostinspace]: hello where momma elf and d?

2005-01-04 [arabellarose]: Hey LOST...Momma is very sick and won't be on for a while...go back a couple of pages and read my last post, and as for D,...he is now [dominoes revenge]

2005-01-04 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *pounces on rose* 

2005-01-04 [arabellarose]: Kit Kat...*huggles you tightly*.....I missed you

2005-01-04 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I missed you to rose. *looks up at you sadly* Is momma getting any better?

2005-01-04 [arabellarose]: yeah, she's getting better....has to be careful what she eats or she gets sick again...things are moving slowly, but taking it one day at a time. And thankfully, the one med she needs to stay mentally stable can be taken by injection. The one she takes orally, she hasn't been able to keep down, and almost lost it because of it. It's very tiring. And she's very sad, cause she had to send her son to her momma's until she gets better and she's very sad without him

2005-01-04 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I wish I could be there to help her out, rose. Thank you for helping to take care of her. Make sure she knows that we all love her and miss her. And for her not to try to rush her recovery. T_T

2005-01-04 [arabellarose]: I will. She loves you all so much. I'll *huggles* her for ya and relay the message. Going to go for a while. Love ya!!

2005-01-05 [lostinspace]: what is she sick with?

2005-01-05 [urbanbabe69]: hello ya;ll

2005-01-05 [arabellarose]: She has a very bad viral stomach infection and upper respitory infection, which is messing with her breathing (asthma), and because of the infection, she isn't able to take her regular meds and it's messing with her bi-polar

2005-01-06 [lostinspace]: damn lots o probs. I'm glad you're there to help. Tell her I miss her and hope she gets better soon

2005-01-06 [urbanbabe69]: *falls on the floor in pain* ugggghhh

2005-01-06 [arabellarose]: 01-06-05 UPDATE ON MOMMA......She wanted me to tell you all that she loves you and misses everyone of you, and thanks for the well wishing. she really appreciates it. She be back soon. It may be a couple of more days. Much love to all

2005-01-07 [urbanbabe69]: soo much pain

2005-01-07 [Distilled~Angel]: eeeeeeeee :( just been readin bout Momma...........how she doing?

2005-01-07 [arabellarose]: she's doing better with the virus, but because she was off of her meds so long, she is having some difficulty re-stabelizing.

2005-01-07 [Distilled~Angel]: but shes going to be ok right?

2005-01-09 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *huggles rose tightly* I wish I was there so I could do more to help her out.

2005-01-10 [arabellarose]: Yeah, she's going to be just fine...she had a good weekend, but still needs some rest. *huggles Kat*, and then *huggles Angel*...thank you

2005-01-10 [lostinspace]: hey guys any idea when she'll be back on her feet?

2005-01-10 [arabellarose]: she's over the nasty virus, and is able to do things again, but has to watch what she does cause she is back in extensive therapy with her psychiatrist, working on the crap that she went through when she was sick. She's getting better day by day and hopes to be back here soon.

2005-01-10 [DarkAngel3]: what about evan?

2005-01-11 [tyger]: Poing!!!!

2005-01-11 [Llevon]: sort of busy

2005-01-17 [dendrite.]: damn it brett lost the password!!

2005-01-17 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *huggles rose tightly* T_T

2005-01-18 [Distilled~Angel]: hows Momma?

2005-01-19 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Yeah, please give us an updated report on her health, both physical and mental.

2005-02-07 [firefaerie333]: yum yum yum... girl scouts are goood

2005-02-08 [Distilled~Angel]: hoooooooooooows Momma?

2005-02-11 [Kitten Leath Feral]: `^^ You arn't supposed to eat the girl scouts! You're supposed to eat their cookies!

2005-02-12 [dominoes revenge]: right

2005-02-13 [dendrite.]: kat.. we need to talk

2005-02-14 [woundedsoul]: yes... some people have issues, but eating the cookies and not their heads???

2005-02-14 [dendrite.]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2005-02-14 [-elv-]: Bah!

2005-02-14 [Distilled~Angel]: *bounces around* heyo

2005-02-14 [DarkAngel3]: I had a friend once...but the rope snapped and he got away....

2005-02-15 [Distilled~Angel]: loololol mine are all dead *looks at the floor and grins stupidly*

2005-02-15 [dominoes revenge]: huh?

2005-02-15 [DarkAngel3]: *sits on dominoes*just shut up

2005-02-16 [woundedsoul]: mine come out of the walls occsionally, or haunt my sleep!!

2005-02-16 [dendrite.]: dominoes pizza? o.o

2005-02-16 [DarkAngel3]: *shrugs* not very comfy dominoes

2005-02-18 [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]: hi ppl

2005-02-19 [dominoes revenge]: hey get off

2005-02-20 [DarkAngel3]: no....

2005-02-23 [Distilled~Angel]: *watches amusedly and pokes dominoes*

2005-02-23 [DarkAngel3]: *falls over*

2005-02-24 [Distilled~Angel]: aeeeeeeeeee its snewwwwinggggggg i have snewww

2005-02-24 [DarkAngel3]: *whispers* I hate snow.....*yells* GOOD FOR YOU!

2005-02-25 [dominoes revenge]: *throws u off*

2005-02-27 [DarkAngel3]: *beats dominoes with a pinyata stick*PINYATAPINYATAPINYATA!!!

2005-02-28 [woundedsoul]: *sits in the corner and knaws on own hand*

2005-02-28 [Distilled~Angel]: *goes and sits next to wounded and stares at his ears*

2005-02-28 [RaineDrop]: hey, i asked to join, like, a month ago and was never replied to...can i still join? or was i just denied by being ignored?

2005-02-28 [dendrite.]: o.o I can do it brett forgot da password so I'll do it ^_^ what did u wanna be

2005-02-28 [RaineDrop]: I’m schizophrenic with severe paranoia and homicidal tendencies towards other woman…so if you could somehow make that sound funny, go for it…(^_^)

2005-02-28 [dendrite.]: uhhh O_o make it sound funny

2005-02-28 [dendrite.]: how about schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women that are prostitues and whores

2005-02-28 [RaineDrop]: no...i hate hookers and whores,...but i mostly just hate "women" in general...i guess my initial description would work alright...i guess, if i weren't being serious, it would be funny...

2005-02-28 [dendrite.]: _> ok errr just women then

2005-02-28 [DarkAngel3]: ................RUN AWAY!!!!.....that reminds me....I can bite my elbow.....when I try....

2005-03-01 [RaineDrop]: i can bite your elbow too, when i try...

2005-03-01 [Distilled~Angel]: i can suck my big toe

2005-03-01 [RaineDrop]: as can i...doesn't mean i do it though...

2005-03-01 [woundedsoul]: I can... and do occasionally

2005-03-01 [DarkAngel3]: ......hmmmm.....oddness of us all......

2005-03-01 [RaineDrop]: lookie the badge i just made in Paint...<img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/83957_1109709129.jpg>...hurray for me! my house is a "safe-zone" but only safe from stupid people...yay..

2005-03-01 [DarkAngel3]: WOOHOO!.....wait a second......

2005-03-01 [RaineDrop]: *waits*

2005-03-01 [DarkAngel3]: You don't like me......*cries*

2005-03-01 [RaineDrop]: i don't? um...alright...*points and laughs at you crying since i don't like you*

2005-03-01 [DarkAngel3]: ..........*hides and blares Korn from hiding place*

2005-03-01 [RaineDrop]: *finds you by following the blaring music to your location, and jams out while still laughing at you*

2005-03-01 [DarkAngel3]: *still crying*

2005-03-02 [Distilled~Angel]: *huggles darkangel and glares into the darkness*

2005-03-02 [RaineDrop]: i hate stupid people, so i made a wiki...anyone care to join? Safe-Zone From Stupidity

2005-03-03 [DarkAngel3]: ;.;

2005-03-07 [dendrite.]: lmao thats a nice badge Raine I love it

2005-03-07 [RaineDrop]: thank you...(^_^)

2005-03-07 [lostinspace]: hi pples is Momma Elf back yet?

2005-03-07 [dendrite.]: nobody knows

2005-03-07 [lostinspace]: Nobody knows if she's ok? Has she gotten any better? I'm gonna drive myself insane worrying.

2005-03-07 [DarkAngel3]: she decieded to leave for awhile

2005-03-08 [dendrite.]: ohhh

2005-03-11 [lostinspace]: ok

2005-03-14 [dendrite.]: i hated that damn banner i made o.o so i put this one up! yay ^^

2005-03-18 [PoisonedCherry]: hello people^.^ I wasn't at elftown for ages!!!so I am just visiting at the all wikies I am friend in:)

2005-03-18 [dendrite.]: misses u cherry!!!

2005-03-19 [PoisonedCherry]: missed you too hun!

2005-03-21 [woundedsoul]: hey nice new banner... I likies! *Runs after you with axe*

2005-03-21 [dendrite.]: O_______O NOOOO! *leaps into a tree* and thank yous :D

2005-03-21 [DarkAngel3]: 0o;;

2005-03-22 [dendrite.]: he's trying to lop off my head the bugger!

2005-03-22 [DarkAngel3]: *follows after Jack*

2005-03-23 [Distilled~Angel]: *bounces around* help the chickens are coming they want my head arghhhh *starts to cry and digs a hole*

2005-03-23 [dendrite.]: chickens? O_O *blinks and gives darkangel a plushie*

2005-03-24 [Distilled~Angel]: yes yes chickens argh they are pecking me

2005-03-24 [dendrite.]: *grabs a shotgun and starts pickin chickens off* wooohoooo

2005-03-24 [DarkAngel3]: EEEEE!! *.* plushieness

2005-03-27 [dendrite.]: teehee plush plush XD!

2005-03-28 [DarkAngel3]: *huggles the plushieness*

2005-03-29 [Llevon]: don't i recognize that banner image?

2005-03-29 [dendrite.]: Yes you do! :)

2005-03-29 [DarkAngel3]: *waves the plushie in Llevon's face* PLUSHIE!

2005-03-30 [dendrite.]: *laughs*

2005-03-30 [DarkAngel3]: Do you not see the happiness?

2005-04-03 [Hallow's Eve]: merry meet all i haven't been hear in a while and all i have to say is nice banner

2005-04-04 [dendrite.]: :) Hello Eve!

2005-04-05 [Hallow's Eve]: merry meet jack

2005-04-05 [dendrite.]: *is confused*!

2005-04-07 [woundedsoul]: but if the chickens keep provoking the army of elepgant walls, they will surely become chocolate! *scratches the wall*

2005-04-12 [Distilled~Angel]: *dances around and....and...and does stuff*

2005-04-12 [woundedsoul]: hmmmm... chocolate *looks for pile of eggs from Easter*

2005-04-13 [DarkAngel3]: *shoves the plushie in woundedsoul's face* SEE!!

2005-04-24 [Hallow's Eve]: me like chocolate

2005-04-24 [Distilled~Angel]: *laughs crazily and hands Hallow's Eve chocolate* here *bows dramatically*

2005-04-25 [Hallow's Eve]: mmmeeeoooowwww *runs around distilled angel* chocolate.

2005-04-28 [DarkAngel3]: *cuddles the plushie* Happy

2005-05-31 [Hallow's Eve]: can i play with plushie?

2005-05-31 [DarkAngel3]: Yeah sure whatever*throws a second plushie at Hallow's eve*

2005-06-02 [Hallow's Eve]: yayayayaya i got plushie *starts biting at plushies ear*

2005-06-02 [Distilled~Angel]: *sits and screws nose up, staring at hallow's eve*

2005-06-02 [DarkAngel3]: *snuggles into a corner with her plushie* MINE!

2005-06-03 [Hallow's Eve]: meow!!! i was only playing plushie

2005-06-03 [DarkAngel3]: ...you have your own plushie...this one be mine

2005-06-05 [Distilled~Angel]: *stares* i have pwushies. lots n lots n lots n ltossss

2005-06-06 [DarkAngel3]: MINE!

2005-06-07 [Distilled~Angel]: *pouts* i have mine own :p

2005-06-07 [woundedsoul]: *yawns* SOOOOOooo I have been sleeping in the darkened corner for several days.. what has everyone else been doing??

2005-06-08 [DarkAngel3]: it's my plushie not yours....MINE DAMNIT!

2005-06-09 [Distilled~Angel]: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  *pokes* its mineeeeee

2005-06-14 [woundedsoul]: But the hole in the head of the plushie was made with my toe... MY TOE!!!!

2005-06-15 [DarkAngel3]: SO??....It had my plushie!....WITH MAI PIXIE STIXS!

2005-06-18 [woundedsoul]: Pixie stix????? arggggghhhhh *hides under dead cow*

2005-06-20 [DarkAngel3]: *pours some pixie stix sugar on the dead cow and it comes back to life* Mah life saving powers have greatly increased....MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!

2005-06-28 [Distilled~Angel]: *stands and stares and twitches*

2005-06-28 [DarkAngel3]: *does superstar stance* SHWAA!

2005-07-06 [Hallow's Eve]: MINE!!!!!

2005-07-06 [DarkAngel3]: 0o;

2006-02-18 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *pounces on Angel* Meow?

2006-02-23 [Distilled~Angel]: *stares some more* it talks the wiki....it talks *backs away slowly*

2006-02-23 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Mwahahah! Wow, I didn't realize that the comment was that old.

2006-02-24 [DarkAngel3]: MY FRIDGE MOOED AT ME!

2006-02-24 [Kitten Leath Feral]: OH? How interesting. ^_^ People call me just to sing! 

2006-02-25 [Distilled~Angel]: *stares around absently mindedly* yes.....the comment was that old....i thought everyone here had died....but no!!! the wiki has been revived! *dances*

2006-02-26 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Well, I did die...but as it says, I'm the visitor that won't leave. I just came back to haunt the place! 

2006-02-26 [DarkAngel3]: o.O

2006-02-27 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Don't worry, I will be nice. *smiles coyly*

2006-03-01 [DarkAngel3]: *dead* I'm sorry...I died...I have to eat myself now...exuse me...

2006-03-01 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *Looks at her* I thought that I was strange...and yet, we are in the nuthouse, aren't we?

2006-03-05 [DarkAngel3]: *blinks* Are we?

2006-03-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Um.....*She looks around* I do believe that we are....*Looks up at the rafters, pouncing up into them* Yes, we are. I remember these rafters....though they were a little bit less dusty if I recall correctly.

2006-03-10 [Distilled~Angel]: *pinches self* how come everyone here is dead except me?

2006-03-11 [woundedsoul]: I am still alive ... just :)

2006-03-13 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Because....you are still alive?

2006-03-15 [woundedsoul]: yup *nods* Thats exactly the reason... *Eats a chair*

2006-03-15 [Distilled~Angel]: but....but...but....i wanna be dead tooo

2006-03-16 [DarkAngel3]: *dies Distilled* Better?

2006-03-16 [Distilled~Angel]: yes thanky....but how did i died?

2006-03-19 [DarkAngel3]: .....*points at a random person* They killed you....

2006-03-19 [woundedsoul]: yup, I saw them do it...

2006-03-25 [DarkAngel3]: *nods*

2006-03-29 [woundedsoul]: *picks nose*

2006-04-02 [DarkAngel3]: Apple?

2006-04-15 [woundedsoul]: yessir!

2006-04-15 [DarkAngel3]: greedy....

2007-06-12 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I miss hanging from the rafters!

2007-08-09 [DarkAngel3]: Then go hang from some rafters...I'm gonna go over here and eat that childs nose for a few minutes...

2008-03-24 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *Raises my arms up, my hands gripping a low beam of the rafters as I pull myself up into them, crouching on a crossbeam* Ahhh, lovely.

2008-03-25 [DarkAngel3]: uh...yes...rafters....>>

2008-04-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hehe. ^_^

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