[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips n chains excite me; so throw me down n tie me up n show how much u love me!*

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*One day at school a teacher stands up at the front of the room and says "Stand up if you think you're stupid". None of the children move, until suddenly a young boy stands up. The teacher immediately says "Why do you consider yourself stupid?" and the boy replies "I don't ma'am, but i hate to see you standing up on your own."*

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*Is it wrong for you not to be able to fall asleep because you're afraid that you will dream of him?!?!?*

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*U suck worst than the suckiest suck that ever did suck!*

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.*

All the ones below are [loser_wannabe]'s

~don't ever give up, if you still wanna try.... don't wipe you eyes, if you still anna cry.... Don't stop asking questions, if you still wanna know ... Don't say you don't love him, if can't let him go!

~A girl walked up to a boy and asked him if he thought she was pretty. He said NO. She asked him if he wanted her. He said NO. She asked him if she left would he cry. He said NO. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and said, "You're not pretty, You're beautiful. I dont want you, I need you. And I wouldnt cry if you left. I would die."

~Some Of My Friends Are Right Brainers... U Know.. The Kind That Are Fun. Some Of My Friends Are Left Brainers... U Know... The Ones That Are Smart. But Me? I'm A No Brainer ...U Know... The Ones With No Brains!!!

~"Best Friends" Although it's quite a statement, well it happens to be true, the best friend i'v ever had, I'm glad to say is you, You're there if I should need you, and you never turn away, I know I can depend on you, at any time of day, We've had our ups and downs, as nearly everybody does, but problems never last long with special friends like us Some people have so many friends with whom they spend there time. But no one has a best friend who's as wonderful as mine. So thanks for always being there, our friendships strong, and I just want to let you know, I'm always here for you

~There are all types of sex-
good sex, safe sex, kinky sex, dirty sex, Anal sex, rough sex, and bondage sex.
But for someone that likes you there's
MASTURBATION.

~I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.

~A stranger stabs you in the front. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. A friend stabs you in the back, But best friends don't carry knives!

~God created a man before a woman , because you have to make a rough draft before you complete a masterpiece

~ Caution:May have blonde moments so please use small words and speak slowly.

~One by one the peguins steal my sanity!

~silence is golden..but screaming is fun!

~I tRiEd To sNiFf cOkE bUt tHe IcE cUbEz goT sTuK uP mA nOSe

~On ThE OtHEr hAnD.........I hAvE dIffErEnt FiNgErS!!

~I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and BIGGER... Then it hit me.

~Abc, LSD gummie bears are chasein me, up the halls and down the stairs get away you fucking bears!!!

~SEX IS LIKE MATHS: U ADD THE BED SUBSTRACT THE CLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND HOPE U DONT MULTIPLY!!!

~Kissing is a habit, sex is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. The guy says i love you, you believe its true, but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you'.....10 minutes of pleasure..9 months of pain...3 days in the hospital, a baby without a name. the baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore. This never would have never happend if the rubber woulden't have torn!

~ A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue so open up your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me very slowly; if u kiss me dont be sassy use ur tounge n make it nasty.*

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[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*everyone asks me, dont you wish, dont you hope, dont you dream?and i reply... yeah i used to, until one day i met someone who made me wake up*

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]*Vegetarians eat vegetables. I'm a humanitarian.*

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me...

The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those that know better.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

I'd say he's the laziest guy alive but I'm not sure about that last part.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

The more you cry, the less you have to pee.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your nose.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Disclaimer: I'm not as smart as I think I am.

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

Engineers never lie; they just approximate the truth.

Don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive.

There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.

Vegetarians eat vegetables. I'm a humanitarian.

The silly poster / he writes really bad haiku / readers all go mad

Notice: Your mouse has been moved. Windows will now restart so this change can take effect.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

Press any key to continue, or any other key to cancel.

Things are only impossible until they are not.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

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A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

[bitStellar] if a chicken could talk, would you listen? or would you shut them away like we do with the cute little cows that everyone ignores?