[My theme song is]
Livin on a Prayer by: Bon Jovi

Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck...[it's tough, so tough]
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - [for love]

She says we've got to hold on to what we've got
['Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not]
We've got each other and that's a lot
[For love - we'll give it a shot]

Chorus:
Whooah, we're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
[Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear]
Livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used
To make it talk - so tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers [baby it's okay, someday]

[We've got to hold on to what we've got]
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
[We've got each other and that's a lot]
For love - we'll give it a shot

Whooah, we're half way there
[Livin' on a prayer]
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer

[We've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got]

Whooah, [we're half way there]
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and [we'll make it] - I swear
[Livin' on a prayer]

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Life is Beautiful by: Sixx:am

[You can't quit until you try]
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie

You can't breathe until you choke
[You gotta laugh when you're the joke]
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive

[Just open your eyes]
Just open your eyes
And see that [life is beautiful.]
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
[There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home]

I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
[It took a funeral to make me feel alive]

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that [life is beautiful.]
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

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[Yeah Toast]


all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

[yeah TOAST yeah TOAST]

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

[yeah TOAST yeah TOAST]

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

[yeah TOAST yeah TOAST]

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

[yeah TOAST yeah TOAST]

oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante, et vous Yvette?
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oui marie baggette bon soir.

[FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST]

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show

[YEAH TOAST]