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672966 Link to this entry
Written about Wednesday 2005-09-28
Written: (6987 days ago)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity: Inari Porkka
Special Power: Power Feet
Transportation: Nuclear Jet
Weapon: Neutron Pistol
Costume: Chain Nightgown
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of bugs
Favorite Food: Chow Mein

http://www.humorscope.com/cgi-bin/hero.cgi

671887 Link to this entry
Written about Monday 2005-09-26
Written: (6989 days ago)

My friend is back.
A person who I'll call Steve because I don't know what's his name is but he looks like a Steve brought my GIMPyness back to me.
And he told me how to do it as well.
All I need to do is remember naldesk.

670792 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-09-24
Written: (6991 days ago)

Found in [RA!]'s desc.

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

670381 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-09-23
Written: (6992 days ago)

Today I called someone arrogant behind their back (no, none of you people, someone offline whom I don't really know), and it felt good.

670352 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-09-23
Written: (6992 days ago)

I have found my new best friend. GIMP. And no, he did not feature in Pulp Fiction as 'the man in leather', he features in my university open access room computers. There is, in fact, a drawing program that is as good as PhotoShop installed in my open access room computers... And I'm learning this now?!?
*hates everybody, loves GIMP*

670310 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-09-23
Written: (6992 days ago)

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Henry Fuseli
An artist deffinately worth a look.

667406 Link to this entry
Written about Sunday 2005-09-18
Written: (6997 days ago)

And with these final words, iippo buggers off for a while. Don't wait up... ;)

667404 Link to this entry
Written about Sunday 2005-09-18
Written: (6997 days ago)

13:16:59 [Aradon Templar]: o.O Yossariana. iippo's definitely better, even though it has no real meaning whatsoever. It's kinda created it's own meaning for things that are iippo, which have no other words to describe them. It's like, "Describe iippo." "Erhm.... Well.... The best word to describe iippo is.... iippo. *nods* " :D

w00t w00t w00t!

666847 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-09-17
Written: (6998 days ago)

Re-put here because it got lost in the mindless droning.
Found in the diary of [nokaredes], who actually stalks Exapno. O_o

Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language ... until they tried to pronounce it. To help them discard an array of accents, the verses below were devised. After trying them, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months at hard labor to reading six lines aloud.

    ENGLISH IS TOUGH STUFF
    ======================

    Dearest creature in creation,
    Study English pronunciation.
    I will teach you in my verse
    Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
    I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
    Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
    Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
    So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

    Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
    Dies and diet, lord and word,
    Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
    (Mind the latter, how it's written.)
    Now I surely will not plague you
    With such words as plaque and ague.
    But be careful how you speak:
    Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
    Cloven, oven, how and low,
    Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

    Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
    Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
    Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
    Exiles, similes, and reviles;
    Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
    Solar, mica, war and far;
    One, anemone, Balmoral,
    Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
    Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
    Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

    Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
    Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
    Blood and flood are not like food,
    Nor is mould like should and would.
    Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
    Toward, to forward, to reward.
    And your pronunciation's OK
    When you correctly say croquet,
    Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
    Friend and fiend, alive and live.

    Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
    And enamour rhyme with hammer.
    River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
    Doll and roll and some and home.
    Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
    Neither does devour with clangour.
    Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
    Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
    Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
    And then singer, ginger, linger,
    Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
    Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

    Query does not rhyme with very,
    Nor does fury sound like bury.
    Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
    Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
    Though the differences seem little,
    We say actual but victual.
    Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
    Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
    Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
    Dull, bull, and George ate late.
    Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
    Science, conscience, scientific.

    Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
    Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
    We say hallowed, but allowed,
    People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
    Mark the differences, moreover,
    Between mover, cover, clover;
    Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
    Chalice, but police and lice;
    Camel, constable, unstable,
    Principle, disciple, label.

    Petal, panel, and canal,
    Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
    Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
    Senator, spectator, mayor.
    Tour, but our and succour, four.
    Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
    Sea, idea, Korea, area,
    Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
    Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
    Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

    Compare alien with Italian,
    Dandelion and battalion.
    Sally with ally, yea, ye,
    Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
    Say aver, but ever, fever,
    Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
    Heron, granary, canary.
    Crevice and device and aerie.

    Face, but preface, not efface.
    Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
    Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
    Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
    Ear, but earn and wear and tear
    Do not rhyme with here but ere.
    Seven is right, but so is even,
    Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
    Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
    Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

    Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
    Is a paling stout and spikey?
    Won't it make you lose your wits,
    Writing groats and saying grits?
    It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
    Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
    Islington and Isle of Wight,
    Housewife, verdict and indict.

    Finally, which rhymes with enough --
    Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
    Hiccough has the sound of cup.
    My advice is to give up!!!

            -- Author Unknown

666823 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-09-17
Written: (6998 days ago)

Yes, I'm bored.
Star Wars test time.
Le me:
http://www.outofservice.com/starwars/results/?o=88&c=3&e=18&a=63&n=90

666822 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-09-17
Written: (6998 days ago)

Hail! Hail! It's coming down as hail! Graa let me outta dis country, the sky is falling, aaargh!!!

666820 Link to this entry
Written about Saturday 2005-09-17
Written: (6998 days ago)

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More from [nokaredes]. This guy's worth stalking. O_o

Here are some interesting anagrams:
Supreme Court becomes... Corrupt? Sue me.
A Surgical Operation becomes... Pain or gore, alas, I cut.
A Psychiatrist becomes... Sit,chat,pay,sir.
Television becomes... TV is one lie.
Harvesting Season becomes... Save the grain, sons.
Bury the hatchet becomes... Butcher thy hate.
Dormitory becomes... Dirty Room.
Eleven plus two becomes... Twelve plus one.
Debit card becomes... Bad Credit.
The Morse Code becomes... Here Come Dots.
The Hilton becomes... Hint: Hotel
Slot Machines becomes... Cash lost in 'em.
Conversation becomes... Voices rant on.

666445 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-09-16
Written: (6999 days ago)

DeathScythe Hell sanoi:
I'm currently totally uninterested in listening to your mindless droning. If you really wish to talk; then wait 'till later. Idiot.

Luv you too hun. :P

665851 Link to this entry
Written about Thursday 2005-09-15
Written: (7000 days ago)

NEW FEET and legs! ^_^ w00t w00t w00t they are so le prettyful and le nice-smellyful and they are my le entry for le paper to skin -contest.
Photographerna coming, possibly in the form of a full wiki, titled something like Le Fishy Leg Project.

w00t w00t w00t.

665259 Link to this entry
Written about Wednesday 2005-09-14
Written: (7001 days ago)

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Perhana tää pitää muistaa
http://www.taidekeskussalmela.fi/index.htm

Älyttömän hienoa.

664854 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-09-13
Written: (7002 days ago)

I really like the word ladki (girl)... I want to use it more. *hereforwards calls everybody, no matter of their sex, as ladki* =D

664815 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-09-13
Written: (7002 days ago)

Have you ever heard that little voice - yes, the very same one that is discussed in The Road to ElDorado ("When you look at Chel, what does that little voice say?" "Errr... MmmmRawrYum... *wiggle eyebrows*" "No! Wrong answer!") - you know, the little voice that gets to you when you have just slammed your body hand-first into the bathroom door because it looked like it was further away than it really was?
The voice that says: "iippo hun - get new glasses."
-_-

664256 Link to this entry
Written about Monday 2005-09-12
Written: (7003 days ago)

I did le snail-amusement sillyness! And it caught on! No more sails! Bring out the snails! No more sails! Spread out the snails! No more sails, kill all the snails! Erm, no, I mean... cough... (Sorry I was carried away).

(Are you clueless? You must have dropped your clue, but pheer not, I found it for you in Raudfjell Story, the rp where this snailness took place. Read newest comments).

663546 Link to this entry
Written about Sunday 2005-09-11
Written: (7004 days ago)

[THE GOOD UNICORN]
What a cute wet dog it has! Awww......... ^_^

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Written about Sunday 2005-09-11
Written: (7004 days ago)

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Ally ally ally ally looky!

From: [nothing21] (Is it for the children? three more days!)
To: [iippo] ( Life was created for people like me only)
Sent mail 2005-09-11 14:21:19
Comment in 47089666

created for you only? are you actually being serious?

From: [iippo] ( Life was created for people like me only)
To: [nothing21] (Is it for the children? three more days!)
Sent mail 2005-09-11 15:49:55
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Comment to: 47086823

(for people like me only)
Well... I kind of serious. See, my fiancé said to me after I had done or said something amazing or humane or something (can't remember what it was): "Darling, life was created for people like you only." And it is the uberest compliment ever, so I want to keep it in my mood so I'll always be reminded of him.
It's not against anybody (in the sense that "life wasn't created for you!" Not at all) since I am like all people and all people are alike, more or less, so there's no reason for anyone to get offended. It's just there to remind me that someone loves me so much that he thinks that about me.

Also see allymoods to see the whole conspiracy of this all. ^_^ There my frind [ally] has taken this phrase into whole new levels.
XD

From: [nothing21] (Is it for the children? three more days!)
To: [iippo] ( Life was created for people like me only)
Sent mail 2005-09-11 15:53:46
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Comment to: 47089666

alright, I understand now. Thanks for taking the time to explain to me, its much appreciated.

From: [iippo] ( Life was created for people like me only)
To: [nothing21] (Is it for the children? three more days!)
Sent mail 2005-09-11 15:57:02
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Comment to: 47089794

No problem at all. To be honest, a lot of people ask about it. It sounds selfish I know, but it's just the wording. And that's how he expressed it (neither of us have English as the first language, but it's the only language we both understand well, so sometimes our phrases are really surreal... all words are correct, but somehow in the wrong order or other wise just crooked... XD)

And then!
16:16:38 [Aradon Templar]: I saw, tis where I got the link here :D *thinks that iippo is uber because of her all-loving type personality of human equality-type thing*

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