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Le confucion! XD
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in
Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting
a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns
plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start; The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa River (in Finland) gets a
little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final
barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long
sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer
celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog
stands.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones
their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie
and stay indoors.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't
store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out
on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the
farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn),
it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest
Finally! I've been looking this thing for ages! (Well, not very actively or I would have found it).
I also remember another bit about the heat in sauna (a few ten degrees up the scale... +40 Celcius: "The sauna is a bit chilly..." or something like that)
Whee for [windowframe] for finding it for me in [snow_sheep]'s house!
this is the sad depressed little fuckweed saying that I won't be too active in the near future because.
I just... want to be a bit anti-social for a moment.
Yes darlings, this is a call of attention because my life is that sad that I can't do anything in the evenings and mornings but to watch tv, cook, eat, go out, have sex and sleep peacefully.
The bottom line is (not the one between my cheeks where the underwear goes, but something else) that
uni started.
-_-
Update on <diary:674652>:
I don't hate a random person, I hate my boyfriend's friend who borrowed my quilt over the summer and now that I returned, is quiltless. I don't hate him over the quilt matter, nor the fact that he constantly calls to ask for money from my boyfriend - his bank card got sucked into a machine, and since he is living in my boyfriend's house without a contract from the landlord, he has no real permanent address since he can't prove it to the bank and hence can't get his card back - in very awkward moments too I might add, his visa is running out and generally his life is pretty messy. I don't hate him for any of those reasons.
He's using my computer in the open access room, and that's why I hate him.
See, all the computers are the same, more or less. Some have Messenger, some have Real Player, some have Firefox or something else. All the computers are the same, except to me. To me, that one is special, because i always use that one. Always. It has my background, remembers me in Messenger and signs me in automatically, it has my icons on the desktop, my favourites in IE and it opens GIMP really easily (because I use it everytime so it's a short load). And all this happens only when I sign in on that computer.
T_T
Don't hate me God!
I hate a random person who hasn't done anything wrong. Please don't be mad at me God... :(
"Fly like an eagle. Fruit fly like a banana."
-Groucho
How can someone not get that? It's the funniest sentence ever.
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:
Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity: Inari Porkka
Special Power: Power Feet
Transportation
Weapon: Neutron Pistol
Costume: Chain Nightgown
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of bugs
Favorite Food: Chow Mein
http://www.hum
My friend is back.
A person who I'll call Steve because I don't know what's his name is but he looks like a Steve brought my GIMPyness back to me.
And he told me how to do it as well.
All I need to do is remember naldesk.
Found in [RA!]'s desc.
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Today I called someone arrogant behind their back (no, none of you people, someone offline whom I don't really know), and it felt good.
I have found my new best friend. GIMP. And no, he did not feature in Pulp Fiction as 'the man in leather', he features in my university open access room computers. There is, in fact, a drawing program that is as good as PhotoShop installed in my open access room computers... And I'm learning this now?!?
*hates everybody, loves GIMP*
Henry Fuseli
An artist deffinately worth a look.
And with these final words, iippo buggers off for a while. Don't wait up... ;)
13:16:59 [Aradon Templar]: o.O Yossariana. iippo's definitely better, even though it has no real meaning whatsoever. It's kinda created it's own meaning for things that are iippo, which have no other words to describe them. It's like, "Describe iippo." "Erhm.... Well.... The best word to describe iippo is.... iippo. *nods* " :D
w00t w00t w00t!
Re-put here because it got lost in the mindless droning.
Found in the diary of [nokaredes], who actually stalks Exapno. O_o
Yes, I'm bored.
Star Wars test time.
Le me:
http://www.out
Hail! Hail! It's coming down as hail! Graa let me outta dis country, the sky is falling, aaargh!!!
More from [nokaredes]. This guy's worth stalking. O_o
Here are some interesting anagrams:
Supreme Court becomes... Corrupt? Sue me.
A Surgical Operation becomes... Pain or gore, alas, I cut.
A Psychiatrist becomes... Sit,chat,pay,s
Television becomes... TV is one lie.
Harvesting Season becomes... Save the grain, sons.
Bury the hatchet becomes... Butcher thy hate.
Dormitory becomes... Dirty Room.
Eleven plus two becomes... Twelve plus one.
Debit card becomes... Bad Credit.
The Morse Code becomes... Here Come Dots.
The Hilton becomes... Hint: Hotel
Slot Machines becomes... Cash lost in 'em.
Conversation becomes... Voices rant on.
DeathScythe Hell sanoi:
I'm currently totally uninterested in listening to your mindless droning. If you really wish to talk; then wait 'till later. Idiot.
Luv you too hun. :P
NEW FEET and legs! ^_^ w00t w00t w00t they are so le prettyful and le nice-smellyful and they are my le entry for le paper to skin -contest.
Photographerna coming, possibly in the form of a full wiki, titled something like Le Fishy Leg Project.
w00t w00t w00t.