Found in [nokaredes]'s diary:
Ze Ultimate Computer Desk!

Finally! A link to give to aaaaall of those really really really annoying people!
http://fake.swedma.com/

Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.

Reply from [Stephen]:
 
Life would be boring without love, and I'd be too tired to live without coffee!

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2056&rtn=main-topten

Could I have a Coke please?

Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.
That's original iippo for you darlings of the towns, kings of the New World.


also:
http://www.captainquack.com/catalog/190.php
I want this damn ducky!

And another thing:
2005-10-07 [beautiful _ darkness]: iippo is right
Too true darling. :P (I don't know who it is, the comment was in a contest wiki. But she knows her stuff, obviously :P)

And one cliche here:
I see dead people.
A guy walked in here that looks like a guy I used to know, but who's dead now...

Am I mad or is it completely fine for me to not want to buy glass window fittings from a company called Break Well's?

DESCRIBE
The story behind your screen name
A tutor in school when I went to year 7 gave it to me. Haven't shaken it since and it fits the Marx Bros. category.
Your place of living?
Well, there's this house that has this room that has this bed on which is this guy on or under or next to which is this girl who goes down the road to uni.
Your wallet
It's small and black and there's writing on it "seven seas"... Yes, how did you know I was a pirate? Yarr...
The jewellery you wear daily
A silvery crucifix. It's the only one I wear daily-daily, then there are those that I wear usually but not all the time.
the CD in your stereo right now
How incredibly awkward but at the moment I do not have a stereo or anything that plays music at all. But I'm gettign a DVD-player that will... Last thing I listened to though was Bjork's Best of.
What you are wearing now
Brown trousers that are just a wee bit too big, so if I pull they will come off and when I walk they sort of slide all the time and a greyish top and orange earrings
What is in your mouth
Nothing out of the ordinary, tongue, teeth... well, there is this metal wire-thingie that's keeping my top teeth in place, but that's behind the teeth so no one can really see it, unless they know me really really closely (and manage to persuade me to open my mouth long enough for them to see inside)
What is in your head
In it? Grey mush that is expected to come out as refined and defined and intellectual visual interpretations of the meaning of it all.
Your eating
Anything I can catch that doesn't make me gag. Liver makes me gag. Too spicy food makes me sort of gag.
Some of your favourite movies
Funny, old, black and white, witty dialogue (although some are mute). Not all obviously, but some are like that.
Something you're looking forward to
Darling coming home from work (I sound married don't I?)
The last thing you ate
It was immersed in milk, and... shortly put, it was Shreddies. Yes, I had Shreddies for dinner.
Something that you are deathly afraid of
Well... death is quite deathly isn't it? And that's a bit hard to describe...

http://www.anry.ru/eng/gallery/gallery.htm

I'll cry now...

http://tinyurl.com/7qwrm

Le confucion! XD

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in
Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting
a tan.


+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns
plant flowers in their gardens.


+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start; The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.


0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa River (in Finland) gets a
little thicker.


-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final
barbecue before winter.


-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long
sleeves.


-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer
celebrations. Autumn is here.


-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.


-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog
stands.


-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones
their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.


-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie
and stay indoors.


-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't
store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out
on winter survival training.


-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the
farmers' hands are cold.


-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn),
it's cold outside today."


-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest


Finally! I've been looking this thing for ages! (Well, not very actively or I would have found it).
I also remember another bit about the heat in sauna (a few ten degrees up the scale... +40 Celcius: "The sauna is a bit chilly..." or something like that)

Whee for [windowframe] for finding it for me in [snow_sheep]'s house!

this is the sad depressed little fuckweed saying that I won't be too active in the near future because.


I just... want to be a bit anti-social for a moment.

Yes darlings, this is a call of attention because my life is that sad that I can't do anything in the evenings and mornings but to watch tv, cook, eat, go out, have sex and sleep peacefully.





The bottom line is (not the one between my cheeks where the underwear goes, but something else) that
uni started.
-_-

Update on <diary:674652>:

I don't hate a random person, I hate my boyfriend's friend who borrowed my quilt over the summer and now that I returned, is quiltless. I don't hate him over the quilt matter, nor the fact that he constantly calls to ask for money from my boyfriend - his bank card got sucked into a machine, and since he is living in my boyfriend's house without a contract from the landlord, he has no real permanent address since he can't prove it to the bank and hence can't get his card back - in very awkward moments too I might add, his visa is running out and generally his life is pretty messy. I don't hate him for any of those reasons.

He's using my computer in the open access room, and that's why I hate him.
See, all the computers are the same, more or less. Some have Messenger, some have Real Player, some have Firefox or something else. All the computers are the same, except to me. To me, that one is special, because i always use that one. Always. It has my background, remembers me in Messenger and signs me in automatically, it has my icons on the desktop, my favourites in IE and it opens GIMP really easily (because I use it everytime so it's a short load). And all this happens only when I sign in on that computer.

T_T
Don't hate me God!

I hate a random person who hasn't done anything wrong. Please don't be mad at me God... :(

"Fly like an eagle. Fruit fly like a banana."
-Groucho

How can someone not get that? It's the funniest sentence ever.

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity: Inari Porkka
Special Power: Power Feet
Transportation: Nuclear Jet
Weapon: Neutron Pistol
Costume: Chain Nightgown
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of bugs
Favorite Food: Chow Mein

http://www.humorscope.com/cgi-bin/hero.cgi 

My friend is back.
A person who I'll call Steve because I don't know what's his name is but he looks like a Steve brought my GIMPyness back to me.
And he told me how to do it as well.
All I need to do is remember naldesk.

Found in [RA!]'s desc.

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.


Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Today I called someone arrogant behind their back (no, none of you people, someone offline whom I don't really know), and it felt good.

I have found my new best friend. GIMP. And no, he did not feature in Pulp Fiction as 'the man in leather', he features in my university open access room computers. There is, in fact, a drawing program that is as good as PhotoShop installed in my open access room computers... And I'm learning this now?!?
*hates everybody, loves GIMP*

Henry Fuseli
An artist deffinately worth a look.