[iippo]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2005-11-06
Written: (6948 days ago)
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Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
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Finska vanner, look at this and wonder "wtf":

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(It was an ad in my Hotmail. It says "If you are a student or otherwise young, click here and you can win 555 toilet brushes.")

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Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
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2005-11-02 [fliwi flumpkin floozleberry]: j'ai une chat qui s'appelle monsieur pamplemousse..... il a cheveux longs et tres beau..... je t'aime monsieur pamplemousse!!!

2005-11-02 [albert]: qe?

2005-11-02 [Madame Black]: I think I got like.... four words out of that o.O and that's only cause I know spanish

2005-11-02 [Daring Silence]: I loved taking French!

16:28:22 [minifer]: cassie said "i have a cat who is called mr grapefruit..he has long hair and is very beautiful...i love mr grapefruit!!"....not that we took french together and cassie loves that phrase...

21:03:44 [iippo]: Pamplemousse is the most ridiculous word in existance.



End of discussion. -_-

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Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6951 days ago)
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Written about Monday 2005-10-31
Written: (6954 days ago)

OMG I found it I found it!!
Katla!!!
http://www.hjelms.com/pdf/astrid.pdf

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Written about Sunday 2005-10-23
Written: (6962 days ago)

Found in [nokaredes]'s diary:
Ze Ultimate Computer Desk!

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Written about Thursday 2005-10-20
Written: (6965 days ago)
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Finally! A link to give to aaaaall of those really really really annoying people!
http://fake.swedma.com/

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Written about Wednesday 2005-10-12
Written: (6973 days ago)
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Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.

Reply from [Stephen]:
 
Life would be boring without love, and I'd be too tired to live without coffee!

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Written about Tuesday 2005-10-11
Written: (6974 days ago)
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Written about Sunday 2005-10-09
Written: (6976 days ago)

Love is like coffee: if it doesn't nearly kill you, it's no good.
That's original iippo for you darlings of the towns, kings of the New World.


also:
http://www.captainquack.com/catalog/190.php
I want this damn ducky!

And another thing:
2005-10-07 [beautiful _ darkness]: iippo is right
Too true darling. :P (I don't know who it is, the comment was in a contest wiki. But she knows her stuff, obviously :P)

And one cliche here:
I see dead people.
A guy walked in here that looks like a guy I used to know, but who's dead now...

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Written about Friday 2005-10-07
Written: (6978 days ago)

Am I mad or is it completely fine for me to not want to buy glass window fittings from a company called Break Well's?

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Written about Friday 2005-10-07
Written: (6978 days ago)

DESCRIBE
The story behind your screen name
A tutor in school when I went to year 7 gave it to me. Haven't shaken it since and it fits the Marx Bros. category.
Your place of living?
Well, there's this house that has this room that has this bed on which is this guy on or under or next to which is this girl who goes down the road to uni.
Your wallet
It's small and black and there's writing on it "seven seas"... Yes, how did you know I was a pirate? Yarr...
The jewellery you wear daily
A silvery crucifix. It's the only one I wear daily-daily, then there are those that I wear usually but not all the time.
the CD in your stereo right now
How incredibly awkward but at the moment I do not have a stereo or anything that plays music at all. But I'm gettign a DVD-player that will... Last thing I listened to though was Bjork's Best of.
What you are wearing now
Brown trousers that are just a wee bit too big, so if I pull they will come off and when I walk they sort of slide all the time and a greyish top and orange earrings
What is in your mouth
Nothing out of the ordinary, tongue, teeth... well, there is this metal wire-thingie that's keeping my top teeth in place, but that's behind the teeth so no one can really see it, unless they know me really really closely (and manage to persuade me to open my mouth long enough for them to see inside)
What is in your head
In it? Grey mush that is expected to come out as refined and defined and intellectual visual interpretations of the meaning of it all.
Your eating
Anything I can catch that doesn't make me gag. Liver makes me gag. Too spicy food makes me sort of gag.
Some of your favourite movies
Funny, old, black and white, witty dialogue (although some are mute). Not all obviously, but some are like that.
Something you're looking forward to
Darling coming home from work (I sound married don't I?)
The last thing you ate
It was immersed in milk, and... shortly put, it was Shreddies. Yes, I had Shreddies for dinner.
Something that you are deathly afraid of
Well... death is quite deathly isn't it? And that's a bit hard to describe...

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Written about Thursday 2005-10-06
Written: (6979 days ago)
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Written about Thursday 2005-10-06
Written: (6979 days ago)
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http://tinyurl.com/7qwrm

Le confucion! XD

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Written about Wednesday 2005-10-05
Written: (6980 days ago)

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in
Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting
a tan.


+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns
plant flowers in their gardens.


+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start; The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.


0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa River (in Finland) gets a
little thicker.


-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final
barbecue before winter.


-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long
sleeves.


-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer
celebrations. Autumn is here.


-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.


-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog
stands.


-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones
their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.


-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie
and stay indoors.


-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't
store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out
on winter survival training.


-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the
farmers' hands are cold.


-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn),
it's cold outside today."


-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest


Finally! I've been looking this thing for ages! (Well, not very actively or I would have found it).
I also remember another bit about the heat in sauna (a few ten degrees up the scale... +40 Celcius: "The sauna is a bit chilly..." or something like that)

Whee for [windowframe] for finding it for me in [snow_sheep]'s house!

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Written about Wednesday 2005-10-05
Written: (6980 days ago)
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this is the sad depressed little fuckweed saying that I won't be too active in the near future because.


I just... want to be a bit anti-social for a moment.

Yes darlings, this is a call of attention because my life is that sad that I can't do anything in the evenings and mornings but to watch tv, cook, eat, go out, have sex and sleep peacefully.





The bottom line is (not the one between my cheeks where the underwear goes, but something else) that
uni started.
-_-

674658  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-10-01
Written: (6984 days ago)

Update on <diary:674652>:

I don't hate a random person, I hate my boyfriend's friend who borrowed my quilt over the summer and now that I returned, is quiltless. I don't hate him over the quilt matter, nor the fact that he constantly calls to ask for money from my boyfriend - his bank card got sucked into a machine, and since he is living in my boyfriend's house without a contract from the landlord, he has no real permanent address since he can't prove it to the bank and hence can't get his card back - in very awkward moments too I might add, his visa is running out and generally his life is pretty messy. I don't hate him for any of those reasons.

He's using my computer in the open access room, and that's why I hate him.
See, all the computers are the same, more or less. Some have Messenger, some have Real Player, some have Firefox or something else. All the computers are the same, except to me. To me, that one is special, because i always use that one. Always. It has my background, remembers me in Messenger and signs me in automatically, it has my icons on the desktop, my favourites in IE and it opens GIMP really easily (because I use it everytime so it's a short load). And all this happens only when I sign in on that computer.

T_T
Don't hate me God!

674652  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-10-01
Written: (6984 days ago)

I hate a random person who hasn't done anything wrong. Please don't be mad at me God... :(

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Written about Friday 2005-09-30
Written: (6985 days ago)
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"Fly like an eagle. Fruit fly like a banana."
-Groucho

How can someone not get that? It's the funniest sentence ever.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-09-28
Written: (6987 days ago)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity: Inari Porkka
Special Power: Power Feet
Transportation: Nuclear Jet
Weapon: Neutron Pistol
Costume: Chain Nightgown
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of bugs
Favorite Food: Chow Mein

http://www.humorscope.com/cgi-bin/hero.cgi 

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