http://thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip089.html

Now this joke even I can get! XD XD

http://thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip079.html
XD
Is this true, O my gaming friends?

http://thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip099.html

Zomg :D

From a diary of an Elftown-member:
And hey, if you're a christian reading this, tell God what horrible sins you're doing. Because, trust me, he can shit on you from such a height that you would fall down through the earth's core straight into hell. Which, ironically enough, is EXACTLY where you belong. I hope you suffer along with the rest of the fucking "non-believers", because when you come to our level, we will beat the living shit out of you, you fucking gay-hating sin-loving cowards.
See ya later, fuckin christian bastards!
And to the rest of you who actually bother to choose a good religion, bless you, you gorgeous, handsome people. I love you all.


Yeah, Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the tolerance.
Just as it's been proven a million times before: it's politically correct to hate the Christians. But hey, were used to it aren't we? We've been hated since the Romans, so sticks and stones people, sticks and stones... Couldn't care less. So go on: hate us, people! Make us look good to God. We know where and when we'll get our rewards.

Does anyone remember the time when people minded their own business, were courteous and respectful towards other people, were original and had interesting personalities?

Me neither.

Before internet... what did the depressed emo kids use to show the whole world how much they cry in secret?
O_o

This is feffing hilarious. If this was getting pasted all over eveyone's houses, I wouldn't have anything to complain! XD


If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.



*Hitler has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffe is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler: wtf
Hitler: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[aoede]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Look at the weirdness [Zab] observed:

Reason #11 why the English pwn:
(a discussion in a storm at sea between Mr. Phileas Fogg and the captain of the ship he chartered to take him to Shanghai)
-Your honour, I think it would be advisable to put in at one of the ports along the coast.
-I think so too, replied Phileas Fogg.
-Right, said the captain, but which one?
-I only know of one, Mr. Fogg answered calmly.
-And that one is...?
-Shanghai.

Pwned

Every user whose membernumber consists of only the number 3 (i.e. from 3 to 33333) has been gone over 100 days (most even more).

I apologise for vulgarity in this posting.

Fine, I'll do your damn 'needs' thing. So. What exactly does come up in google when I type in "Inari needs":

Inari needs a lot of work.
It's like that oppressing coloured people thing again... I'm not a sketch! I'm a finished piece of art! A masterpiece!

Lady Inari needs to know (1) Was she successful in leaving unnoticed (2) If noticed who noticed and will she be helped or hindered?
Ehm... Is this some kind of... premonition? Or did I sneak out of class or summat?

The Inari needs me.
Only Darling could say that (although why he calls me the Inari is beyond me)

Inari needs a badge.
Another one?! X_x You're kidding!

Inari needs to cut back on the saliva flow during her famous sloppy blowjobs, but she looks divine in glasses.
>.<;;;;;;;;;;; FFS!!!! And it continues:
Inari needs some persuasion though and gets what she wants from the “old boys club” by taking Randy Spears by storm and his love instrument into her mouth
Eww!! *disagrees!*

Teehee, "iippo needs" nothing. :)

The Reality of Things

Today I random membered more people I know/recognice than I ever have. Hell, after one pause, I pressed it and got a member I know with the first try! :O I even random membered several people twice.

1. Something is up with the random member button
OR
2. I need to stop pressing the random member button and get a life or do some work.

They've done it again! The gay attack and steal all pretty romantic things from the world!!!! Aaaaaa!!! Stop them before straight people have nothing left!!!! Hurry!!!

*stolered from diary of teh pixeh*

www.googlefight.com

SilverFire - 44,600 results
Kayne - 1,780,000 results
Deus-ex-machina - 2,240,000 results
iippo - 14,400 results
Aradon - 181, 000 results
Pegasus - 34,700,000

But "Aradon Templar" only gets 92 results and "pegasus1000" 99.

Meh, I am the sock of non :/ (or have the originalest name :P)

Is it just me, or is the Coventry City Council a bit (=really really) stupid?

They built a high and mighty city plaza ("Phoenix Initiative") -thinger on lottery money, then a bit later they built a road through it. Lottery reckoned "that's not in the blueprint we funded - give us our money back!" Instead, Cov said "how about we don't give you the money, but we spend it on something else on the plaza" and apparently Lottery said ok ¬_¬ So they're suggesting either a statue, plants or "storyboards about the phoenix initiative". Bored now? Me too. A reasonable suggestion I heard was to flatten the ground of the plaza (there is a on-the-floor clock that looks like the time zones, so the entire flat area of the plaza is not that flat) and if they'd sink the clock, people could actually hold events in that space.

Another thing: They want to demolish Cygnet Court, which is specifically adapted flats for disabled people, and build a "city college" in its place. They've promised the residents to build the flats exactly as they are on a nearby, smaller lot. Now excuse me but how can you fit them on a smaller area while keeping them exactly the same? Answer: you can't. You'll get smaller parking spaces (handy for the disabled, dontcha think?) and smaller garden, and very likely smaller apartments too. Now could be just me, but hello?!?!!?!??! Build your damn city college on that other lot and leave people's homes alone! First they'll throw money away by building these new flats, then by demolishing the old one and hen building the new thing, when they could do with just building one new thing. And that would allow these people in their homes without the hassle of moving and changing address and what not.

Ah well, my home town in Finland has no smarter planning/building things either. They went "ok, we'll build a new school for children, and a new upper secondary school for students (about 16-19). We have two spaces: one on the quieter area of town, a bit on the side you know, near the technical school, near the city pools. We have this other lot between the humongous city library and "autogrill" (a fast-food kiosk), next to a really busy road." School children are not allowed to leave school premises during the day, and they have to eat school meals at school (that's why their mommies and daddies pay taxes for). Upper secondary school students often have hours of no class in the middle of the day, sometimes classes til 4 (school meal's at 12) and homework they actually might need library facilities for. Knowing all this, which school would you place where? That is correct, the city council placed the upper secondary school next to the tech school, and the kids' school by the library. Admirable, I must admit. Admirable to see so little common sense used in city planning. *heavy sigh*

Most hateable thing about having a cold and needing to blow your nose all the time: Your nose gets sore after all the tissue-rubbing and stuff, and other people stare at your weirdly when you put chapstick/lipbalm/vaseline on your nose to make it less sore (just like you'd do with sore lips). :(

When having arguments with myself, I hate it when I'm right. :/

My ass is seriously falling off now due to excess amount of laughter. See for yourselves *moons everyone and stalks off somewhere*

*passes it on*
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Read it. DEAL WITH IT.