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http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=92013

Yay, I scored Batman. :3
I'm happy now.

Heh, this has a point:
Well, we don't have that many smart people from USA on Elftown. Even though there are many people from English speaking countries here, most of them are only here to chat around, while that just isn't possible for stupid people from other countries because they don't know English.

Heh.
03:35:12 [Jeccabee]: there was something I used to say when I was little whenever I had a weggy... "My underwear is crackin me up."

Tomorrow's goals (in no particular order):
+ return CV-submission thingie.
-save pictures on a CD
+go to library and watch La Vita E Bella. ;_;
-Shower and Wash clothes?
-Watch Cirque Du Soleil DVD
+ET-faffing

*edit*
I have the completely wrong mentality to make a CV. If you want to be hired, you need to brag with what you've achieved, but I feel quite awful doing that, it just goes against the me-ness of being modest and disappearing. >_>
I hate this module so much.

[Hedda]:
Spanish sounds like craws and vultures are fighting...

Italian or maybe French sound nicer.

Latvian sounds pretty nice too, but there isn't much competition in the nice-sounding languages in that region. Finnish may have many vowels, but they pronounced in a very military way. Lithuanian sounds angry, Russian as arrogant spitting drunk-ass talking, German seems to be spoken by angry orcs and Polish sounds like German and Russian...

And Swedish... Well, I don't know, but it's a very melodic language and the tune is quite rude.

XD

I think it's safe to say that when you find Metallica singing about your life, your life sucks a little -_- (No, I don't mean Metallica sucks, but they're not.. y'know, happy-go-lucky or stuff... >_>)

Lay beside me, this won't hurt I swear
She loves me not, she loves me still, but she'll never love again
She lay beside me, But she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker still, yes she'll be there when I'm gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Dead sure she'll be there...
                 -Metallica: Unforgiven II

I wish I could put "</emo>" here, but I don't think emoness will end anytime soon... >_> Feel free to unwatch my house if you're allergic to emo. I know I am >.<;;;;

http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/freedownloads/l/bltiles001.htm

I just had a patternogasm. :O So... many... pretties...

I had planned to learn to do my own tiles... But don't think I'll bother now :P 

To WoW-friends... Be careful out there...

 - Online games targeted by cyber-crooks -
 Oxygen3 24h-365d, by Panda Software (http://www.pandasoftware.com)


Madrid, May 18 2006 - The new malware dynamic, which has seen a shift
toward financial returns as the principal drive for malware creators, is
increasingly targeting online games. Specifically, cyber-crooks are now
after the login details for installing and accessing online games.
Similarly, these criminals are trying to rob players of the 'virtual
assets' obtained in the games, such as virtual money that can be used in
the game to buy weapons, powers, etc. Given the effort required by
players to obtain these items, there are many people prepared to pay for
them as an easy way of reaching higher levels and increasing their
reputation. In this way, the virtual economy of the game translates
into real profits for the cyber-crook.


With the increasing number of games available online, there is a
corresponding increase in the options for those willing to exploit this
lucrative by-product of online games. There is now the risk that a whole
new business model could be operated by cyber-mafias, stealing virtual
assets, of apparently no real value, and selling them for real money to
the highest bidder.


The malware that most frequently affects games are Trojans. The Lineage
virus steals the login details of a player, allowing another player to
relieve him of the virtual money used to buy weapons, privileges or
abilities within the game. The different variations of the Legmir virus
target players of "Legend of Mir", stealing their passwords. Gaobot and
its variants, although more widely known for their bot characteristics,
also try to get in on the act, stealing the Cd-Keys of several games,
and spreading to new potential victims. Similarly, they open a backdoor
on infected computers making them vulnerable to future attack. Users of
"World of Warcraft" could be affected by Trj/WoW.


According to Luis Corrons, director of PandaLabs: "The new financial
motivation for malware creators and the professionalization of malware
has led us to believe that the sacking of these virtual assets offers
potential returns for cyber-crooks that cannot be ignored."


In addition, it is important to consider the damage that this type of
malware represents for developers of games, allowing unauthorized users
to play freely using stolen login details or CD Keys. Moreover, if
companies block access to the key to prevent the fraud, legitimate users
will also be blocked with the consequent confusion and annoyance, and
generating a negative impression of the company.


One sound piece of advice for players who don't want their details or
virtual assets stolen is to ensure that they use legal software, which
has the guarantee of being genuine and untampered with by third parties.
It is also advisable to be wary of files sent over e-mail or chat
sessions, especially those accompanied by messages promising some kind
of benefit or profit. In particular, users are well advised not to open
any attachments unless they are completely sure they have come from a
trusted source. Another key to preventing infection and the spread of
this type of malicious software is the use of an integrated security
solution with preventive technologies, such as Platinum 2006 Internet
Security. Being aware of the way these threats spread and also of safe
practices will help reduce possible incidents to a minimum.

Help and suggestions needed and wanted from one and all in
Magnum Opus. (Yes, I have a big head. It's just a working title. >_>)


*addment*
My messenger just asked "Is love a serious thing for you?"
How did it know? :O

I am t3h centre of the Which Font Are You?-wall! :P

[Viking]: Actors. They're the opposite of people.

A useless one (I hadn't seen these ones before):

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?... Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

brown rock
crack
cracked earth
granite
grass (both)
ICE
ivy
java
lightning
marble1
mud
pebbles (both)
pine (walls?)
pink marble
slate
stone

Yoinked from Kileaiya's diary, especially for Silvie. :P :P

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

iippo's Batman Wishlist

Ok you diary-whore clones, here's the next deal:
Which Font Are You?.


Courier New.

(Note: Counting both Finland-home and England-house)
[ ] own car (don't drive)
[x] cell phone (in Finland, the home-country of the Nokia? There probably, like, 5 people in the whole country who don't have... Even my technology-challenged mom has a cell)
[ ] own phone line (not even a family-owned one anymore: cells are cheaper in the long run)
[x] bf/gf (though... this may change soon :( :( :( )
[x] own bathroom (UK only)
[x] own room (own apartment :P Beat that!)
[x] 2 or more story house (5 bedrooms... that is occupied by 6 people and a dog at best times)
[ ] built-in pool (I'm not into swimming)
[ ] guest house (erm... the kids' playhouse was sold under the name of "guesthouse"... And people can sleep there in the summer... But it doesn't count for here.
[ ] game room (I don't really know what the function of that would be... all the computers/consoles/toys in one room? Bleh)
[x] tv in your room (UK only, and it doesn't have any channels :P)
[x] Double Bed (UK only, and it's actually two single-beds together so there's a gap between the mattresses :P)
[ ] more than 20 pairs of shoes (Maybe if you count all the winter/summer -shoes from the storages in my home, but they're not specifically mine, they're for anyone, really)
[ ] 10+ things from a designer store (if by accident I would, they'd be gifts or bought second-hand :P)
[x] good grades (*thinks of Professional Practice grade* Feff that shit, I do have good grades >:/)
[ ] Dior sunglasses (Round Lennon-style sunglasses - beat that! :P)
[ ] louis vuitton purse (Hmm, I have no reply.)
[ ] iPod (I'm not fan of apple-ish products :P)
[ ] XBOX (why bother, you can download the emulators and ROMs from the net and play the games on the PC for free)
[ ] PS2 (same as above)
[ ] mp3 player (I assume this means non-inside-PC-one... :P Again, pointless: you can listen with the compu)
[ ] Mercedes Benz (Way cooler: My sister's car is t3h Ford Fiasko XD )
[ ] basketball hoop (Hmm, my brother used to have one taped to his bedroom door... But not a proper one... And I have one that I got from McDonalds Happy Meal :P)
[ ] air hockey table
[ ] pool table (my granny used to have one... How awesome was my granny, huh? XP)
[ ] ping pong table (No table but pings and pongs a lot :P)
[ ] trampoline (I can bounce without one :P)
[ ] live ON a lake or pond (how can you do that? A floating house?!)
[x] own a pair of skiis (yet again: everyone. In Finland. Nothing snobby about that)
[ ] own a snowboard
[x] has a boat (:3 My daddy made it)
[ ] has a jet ski
[x] has a beach house/ cabin (Everyone in Finland)
[ ] only child
[x] stereo system in bedroom (Well... of course?)
[ ] DVD player in bedroom (part of my laptop)
[ ] 100+ dvd's (I'm stuck in the video-era until I can get a recording DVD-player)
[ ] gets $50+ for allowance each month (XD Well... In a way... I get 400 euros every month XD XD XD XD But from 'rents' money, I get when I need or they'll buy what I need/want, so no need for allowance)
[x] goes shopping every month...or every week (Grocery shopping is shopping... >_>)
[ ] shops at abercrombie (What's that again? Abercrombie and Fitch?)
[ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend (or close to) (There's not that much snow in Finland... >_>)
[ ] makeup (tend not to use, I'm pretty enough)
[x] cologne/perfume (o.O As opposed to... being stinky? And mine smells of chocolate :3)
[ ] AIM
[x] MSN (I don't see how that makes you snobby, it's free...)
[x] Yahoo (same as MSN... Plus Yahoo LAUNCH lets you listen/watch music-videos for free so uhm... Not snobby in my opinion...)
[ ] 5+ trophies (:3 One official Pro Musica medal owns all other trophies)
[x] own digital camera (necessity for work/study)
[ ] walk-in closet (Although I use my room as one >_>)
[ ] electric scooter (What is that?!)
[ ] dirt bike (Way better: A bike called Poni, which owns all other types of bikes)
[ ] 4X4 truck (no drivers licence)
[x] guitar/drums (Not exactly mine, but all family's...)
[x] hammock (used to have it in my bedroom, not it's in the balcony... And it's not as comfy or luxurious as you think... Sides, all poor sailors slept in those. No luxury there, my friends)
[x] been on a cruise (All Finns.)
[x] traveled out of the country (It's a wee bit of a country, it's easy to slip out of its borders... :3)
[ ] weight set/workout set in house (own gym) (Well my brother does... But the weights would crush me even if I looked at them)
[ ] personal fit trainer (my dog is enough of a trainer)
[x] expensive jewerly (gifts from people)
[ ] met a celeb (no one's alive and cool enough to meet me :P)
[x] straightener/ curling iron (Except I don't really use...)
[ ] gets hair done/nails/spas
[ ] on/was on a team for the school college
[ ] own batting cage
[ ] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
[x] own savings account (not sure :/ What's the difference with other sorts of accounts?)
[x] 1+ BEST friends (<3)
[ ] been to the carribean
[x] been to europe (Live there o.O)
[ ] been to USA
[ ] been on the honor roll for 2+ years (the what now?)
[ ] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday (*tries to remember so far back*)
[x] lives on a private property (means "owns land on which house is built", yes?)
[ ] license (as in driver's licence? I have other sorts of licences... Like the "licence to love" *apologises to Billy Idol* and a sewing machine licence *got at year 4 in school*)
[x] moved 3+ times (Student life is like that... no luxury there...)
[ ] sports car
[ ] hot tub
[x] pet(s)
[ ] ranch
[ ] verizon (what?)
[ ] cingular (again... what?)
[ ] virgin mobile (Is that a poshy one? o.O *is O2*
[x] don't have a job (It's not necessary so there's no need to rush: I'll work my ass off the rest of my life anyway... Uni is time to study)
[x] 100+ buddies on messenger (Meh, crappo message counts even the ones I've blocked and removed ages ago)
[x] alarm clock
[x] home-cooked meal almost everyday (If I bother to cook)
[x] lunch (what? It's spoiled to eat lunch?! FFS!)
[ ] been in a limo
[ ] own camcorder
[ ] own laptop
[ ] own desktop (shared)
[x] someone who loves you (Everybody has, even if they are a whiny little arse who selfishly thinks they don't)

*doesn't bother to count*