96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE NOT A TEEN

:P
(No, I don't mean it. Don't repost it, it's mine!)

Found in a member's house:
[ Warning!
These next few things are
My opinions. Don't judge
me for it. ]

What? So I can't judge you for external things in you that you are not to blame for (race, looks), I can't judge you for the internal things in you that you are not to blame for (amount of retardedness), I can't judge you for external things in you that you are to blame for (way you dress), and now I can't judge you for internal things in you that you are to blame for (your opinions), either? What, exactly, am I allowed to use to make my "judgement" of people?
Sorry love, the way you behave and the opinions you have will be what I will base my judgement of you on, because those are the things that matter with social connections.

*edit*
I actually didn't read her opinions earlier, but after reading, I must comment some of them here. :3

 

♥: Women that say that they love the man that is hurting them physically are liars.
-Experience speaking? No, didn't think so. STFU about things you don't know about. Love - when real - is a strong enough emotion to live through physical pain.

♥: "Sticks and stones" is bull. Words will always hurt you, no matter how much you deny it.
-No, if you have strong enough selfesteem, the words of arses don't affect you - well, maybe by making you laugh, but not in a negative way.

♥: Having good self-esteem is only good if you want to become famous.
-No, having a good selfesteem works if you want to have a good life - low selfesteem has a funny way of making people miserable. But then again, you might be silly enough to think that only famousness is a good life.

♥: If you leave because of what I put on here, you're a NOOB.
-Laugh, you have no idea what a noob is, do you? XD
 
♥: Saying "I'm fine" when someone asks how you are, is a cover up of how you really feel.
-That... or you do really feel fine, have you ever experienced that, feeling fine? No? Too bad. But I have.

♥: Everyone has had a gay feeling for someone. Homophobic or not.
-You can speak for everyone now? That's funny. Maybe I'm not involved in everyone then... >_> Because I have never been turned on by a woman.

♥: People only make fun of you because they want to fit in. Because your different.
-Or they actually find you funny. I find you funny. I also make fun of my friend-people because I know they have good enough selfesteem to know the joke and appreciate it.

♥: Rap music is just talking. Not much talent needed. You can't sing, so why not rap?
-You think it'll make the music you like look better if you bash another kind? How sad... Again, playing to the "no good selfesteem" -bag, you are... Shockingly, it does take talent, you don't have to like it to realise that.

♥: People who have plsastic surgery and don't need if for a medical reason, don't need to. Accept who you are.
-Again, experience? Do you speak for everyone? No. So stfu. Are you really so naïve that you think that this world doesn't make life better for pretty people?

♥: Only you know what is good for you. No one can tell you other wise.
-Typical teenager talk. People need other people, and if only you know what's best for you... doesn't that mean that everyone who has ever made a bad desicion or has shit happen has had those bad experiences because of other people? They knew what was best, yet they did the wrong thing - why? Other people forced them? No m'dear. People do the wrong thing because they can't see the best course of action, while someone else does. It is easier to see from a distance.

♥: If you don't agree with me, here's what I have to say: Whoo Effing Hoo. Good for you.
-I agree it is good for me, I'd be horrified to be such an ignoramus as you are.

Passing on a serious matter:

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Read it, me dearies. :S

Nice pissy mood to reply to the question in everybody's houses... :3 So, what would [iippo] do if she had one of these twatbags locked up in a room for 24 hours to do whatever she wanted to with them?

-I'd shoot you in both feet and leave you in the room forever. I probably wouldn't use a firearm either, but a bow and arrow, since treehuggers tell me it's an eviler weapon.

Yes, I do enjoy this state of mind where the brain - without any outside infuences - thinks up the weirdest and sadisticest things. :3

No, I'm not really like this. Or maybe I really am and I just pretend I'm not.

Damn, they should put me in Big Brother. It'd get called Big Brother: the Slaughter.

...

Damn, that's so awesome...

My sister said something disturbing.
First, the situation is: my mom had made a dry cake, and it was in the veranda, under its cakey cover-thing. I came in with the dog and went to the bathroom (I went, not the dog). But I forgot to close the door to the veranda when we came in, and the dog decided to be evil and he went and helped himself to the cake. So there were evil bitemarks on one side of the cake. That part of the cake that the dog had bitten got separated and not put on the table for people to eat. Later my mom asked what would we do with the cake that the dog bit, and I said "obviously we will eat it" and mom just said ok. Then later I offered the cake to my sister, and she said "noo, the dog bit that!" I said "so what, it's still nice, there's nothing wrong with it." She said she didn't want to eat it after the dog had bitten it, I pointed out that she kisses the dog on the nose and lips, and lets him lick her face, so eating the cake would be no different, but she didn't change her mind.
Ah well, more cake for me, I guess. But I was surprised that she was so prissy and stuff.

Would you eat a cake your dog/pet had bitten?

10 in the morning ET time. Whichever house I visit, [The Elftown Robot] has visited it too. o.O

Random observations and thoughts and ponderings.

-If I played WoW or other multiplayer online thing, I'd play a male and try to cyber with all the other male characters.

-If vulcans masturbated, would they have pon farr every seven years? Or would that be enough sex activity for them to get over it?

-I'm getting a new pair of glasses. I've nicknamed them as Dumblidorri already (when I saw them in the shop). No, they are not half-moon shaped, but they have goldy glintyrims and they're small and prettyful and will make me look like an old lady :3

[Aradon Templar] is now officially my favourite spammer :P
He informed me of both free Bryce and free Poser (legally free, too :P), both of which I was happily lucky enough to manage to get (well, Poser's still loading, but the place giving it said I have 10 trys if I manage to not get it right nowdue to a lot of people downloading it).
:)

Poser, dudes! 

Hello lovely people who like to click wiki-links... ^^ Click this, thank you.

The Elfwood selections

No, no don't read on... click it... please... I love you? Pretty please, click it!

A local paper mentioned a new fashion trend amongst the rap gangstas... something called "a grill". Which is some decorative metal like gold or silver attached to the teeth. Diamonds are optional. Now, is this not, in fact, just a very expensive and completely useless set of braces? And speaking with the booming voice of experience: braces =! t3h sex.

Whoa, what was that? Oh, just my respect for these people dropping with increasing speed.

Since it seems that a lot of people whose diaries I watch have had this thing in their diaries, I have to make my own version.

Ahem.

Oh my god, what sad news! Someone I have never heard of has died! Now I'll never have the chance to find out what he was all about, what did he do or anything!

since it seems like a big deal to many people, I'll here express my condolences.

So with ignorant respect:
Rest in peace, the unknown crocodile hunter.
:'(

Hello all, how are you? Having a brilliant day like moi? Well you should be :P *tooting own horn a little here*

I'm so surprised and happy and giggly and proud and shaky and a little scared but most of feeling just brilliant in all. :D :D
My mom made apple pie, Ice Age is about to start on tv, ET contests are going my way (and I'll make it go my way, you kids know what I'm talking about xD), things starting to get going smoothly again in planny-wikis and it's just peachy smily happy shiny and sorry I'll stop being a bubble now. :P

I went to see Cars the other day too. I loved it, although before, when seeing the trailers I thought "oh poop Pixar, what have you done, a little boy -film!" but it's brill, go see it.

Random things I want to reply in the forum I was invited to, but can't reply since the postings are over a year old and that would be naughty posting necromancy to reply. So here goes:

"If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, will it still make a sound."
-If there's no one there to hear it, it wouldn't be a forest. Someone =! humans. Animals hear too, and a tree that doesn't have bugs and birds and squirrels living in it or near it, ain't a living tree. And a dead tree ain't a tree, just like a dead human isn't a human, it's a corpse.

"Which one came first, egg or chicken."
-Chicken evolved from dinosaurs, which laid eggs. Thus the dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens existed. Problem solved, discussion over.

"*something about ewoks*"
-Am I the only one who notices that they are e-woks? And wok = yummy. They are meant to be eaten! Just like all other fuzzy animals.


Also, it's a forum for pleasant people... I wonder what I'm doing there :P :P :P :P :P :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_physics

Everything falls faster than an anvil.
:D

Sorry councilly people, but more people need to see this :P

Isilando has gone through this, but do the rest of you too? :P

http://www.pauldickman.com/misc/helsinki.php

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Scary bit is, I do some of that stuff. o.O Like drinking huge loads of water, welcoming the feeling of hunger (there's more like a moral reason behind that, not a weight-losing reason), avoiding eating (when *cough* too lazy to cook >_>), rather have a coffee than food...
Cue paranoia. ._.

Oh laaaaaawd how funny it is to listen to kid talk. xD
Ok, this one only works in Finnish, but just smile and nod.
My first drawing for the A to Z art contest is Z - zebra-anthros. The kids were watching as I was drawing it on PS, and asked when will I colour it. I said zebras don't have colours ("seeproilla ei ole värejä") and the children repeated it in their own limited language. They don't know how to say 'R' and they replace it with 'L' - like chinese do. So they said "seeploilla ei oo välii" which basically translates as "zebras don't matter".
I had to take a break from the drawing because I was giggling.
Another favourite thing they've said:
Something fell from a tree, hitting the girl on the head (nothing bad, a drop or a pinecone or something). She came and exclaimed to my mom "it fell straight on my head" - "putosi suoraan päähään" but due to the aforementioned R-trouble, she ended up saying "putosi suolaa päähään" - "salt fell on my head".

Sidenote, children do learn to say R eventually, it just takes a longer time than some letters. I took ages to learn it, so much so that I had to attend a speech therapist (my younger sister learned to say 'R' before I did). Maybe I was actually born English, and had to be forced to learn the Finnish R :P