Because *luvves*
Silvie's App
:3
(And it would make my life easier :P)
From a wikipedia entry about pokemon:
In the episode "The Wacky Watcher", Ash, Misty, and Tracey help Quincy T. Quackenpoker, a Pokémon Watcher who happens to strongly resemble Groucho Marx, as he observes the migration and evolution of a group of Magikarp.
I haven't seen this episode, but reading the name Quincy T. Quackenpoker I automatically recogniced: "Ah that's so Marx Bros.!"
I really appreciate this kind of intercontextua
Stolered from Dela but still, you all have to watch it. Esp. Pixie and ally. :)
http://www.you
You know when you read the forum, and you reach the end of one thread and you press go to next posting and that thread is about something else? I love it when the new posting is a perfect reply to the previous one, while being about something completely different.
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White and Nerdy
-Mowing the front lawn (other people do mine >_>)
+First in class at M.I.T. (just first one at class everywhere)
+Play d&d (and similar without other people too)
-Do you like Escher (assuming you mean the song, no I'm not familair with it. But I like the Dutch artist >_>)
+Drink Earl Gray tea (when drinking tea, yes)
+Hubcaps don't move/spin ? (Only when driving, but not when parked)
-Do you own action figures
+Read Steven Hawkings (It's Stephen Hawking...)
-Have a myspace.com page (don't touch that one with a 10ft pole, I'm an ET-geek all the way)
-Know PI to a thousand spaces (No, but I know a wiki where I can go check it if needed >_>)
+Wear braces (used to)
-Lots of mayo on sammiches (I'm not that into mayonaise... it's nothing that ketchup or butter can't replace, although I don't mind it on sandwiches)
-Love Minesweeper (naw, never really had that as a passion)
-Good as Pascal
-Do calculus for fun
-Have a soldering gun
+Happy Days favorite theme song
+Kick ass at Ping Pong
+Are you a Trivia King/Queen
-Fluent in Java Script
-Fluent in Klingon (still learning)
-Ride a Segway
+Read comics
+Pens in Pocket
-Pocket Protector with those pens
+Have/use an Ergonomic keyboard
-Shop online
-Write for wikipedia
+Know the lines of Monty Python's Holy Grail by heart
+Do you know what ROTFL means
+Know how to use HTML
-Have a website for your dog/other pet
-Have a fanny pack
-Shop at the Gap
+Get freaky with the bubble wrap
-Ever in A/V Club
-Ever in Glee Club
-Ever on Chess Team (schools don't do teams or clubs around here)
+Do you find the following a difficult choice? Kirk or Pickard? (although not exactly, it's obviously Pickard)
-/+Do you go to the Renaissance Faire? (I'd love to)
-Is your name on your underwear? (it's a some stranger's name)
+Do you buy pirated..... Star Wars television specials? (Again, loved to)
+Do you bowl?(I bowl well! :P)
I want to learn white-jokes and/or Finn-jokes (where the butt of the joke is white/Finnish). Lutheran jokes will do too possibly, although might not work as well (since it doesn't show to the outside that I am basically Lutheran).
Oh and not like hillbilly stuff. :/
Assuming that self-harmists do that because they want to feel pain (as opposed to the attention-seek
Why knives? If you're in it for the pain, I'm sure there's a bunch of more painful ways to hurt yourself, which wouldn't even leave scars. Like, have they thoroughly considered all the possibilites of nettles? They don't leave scars... And hey, after abusing nettles a lot, you might become immune to the buggers! That'd be like the surprise in the chocolate egg! (Yes, I got burned by a nettle during the weekend and it f00king kills, and mine was just in the hand. Nettles + private parts = endless hours of pain.)
There's just so many cooler ways to hurt yourself than cutting, that won't show to surface; that is the point yes? "I cry in the rain so no one will see my tears"
o.O
Sorry for c&p but I actually found this very funny.
EBONICS
Eighteen-year-
1. rectum: I had two cars, but my ole lady *rectum both.
2. Stain: My friends axed if I were *stain for dinner
3. Seldom: I didnt need 2 tickets to the game so i seldom.
4. penis: the docter handed me and said *penis.
5. Income: I just got in bed mit a hoe and *income my wife.
6. Fortify: I asked the hoe," how much" and she said" *fortify"
7. Disappointment
8. foreclose: if I pay alimony this month, i'll hav no money *foreclose
9. Catacomb: She looked at his hair and said, " someone shud get this *Catacomb"
10. Underminde: there is a fine lookin gurl livin under the apartment undermine.
Needles to say- he got an "A"
Holy... someone drew my dog..! (The one on the left)
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96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE NOT A TEEN
:P
(No, I don't mean it. Don't repost it, it's mine!)
Found in a member's house:
[ Warning!
These next few things are
My opinions. Don't judge
me for it. ]
What? So I can't judge you for external things in you that you are not to blame for (race, looks), I can't judge you for the internal things in you that you are not to blame for (amount of retardedness), I can't judge you for external things in you that you are to blame for (way you dress), and now I can't judge you for internal things in you that you are to blame for (your opinions), either? What, exactly, am I allowed to use to make my "judgement" of people?
Sorry love, the way you behave and the opinions you have will be what I will base my judgement of you on, because those are the things that matter with social connections.
*edit*
I actually didn't read her opinions earlier, but after reading, I must comment some of them here. :3
♥: Women that say that they love the man that is hurting them physically are liars.
-Experience speaking? No, didn't think so. STFU about things you don't know about. Love - when real - is a strong enough emotion to live through physical pain.
♥: "Sticks and stones" is bull. Words will always hurt you, no matter how much you deny it.
-No, if you have strong enough selfesteem, the words of arses don't affect you - well, maybe by making you laugh, but not in a negative way.
♥: Having good self-esteem is only good if you want to become famous.
-No, having a good selfesteem works if you want to have a good life - low selfesteem has a funny way of making people miserable. But then again, you might be silly enough to think that only famousness is a good life.
♥: If you leave because of what I put on here, you're a NOOB.
-Laugh, you have no idea what a noob is, do you? XD
♥: Saying "I'm fine" when someone asks how you are, is a cover up of how you really feel.
-That... or you do really feel fine, have you ever experienced that, feeling fine? No? Too bad. But I have.
♥: Everyone has had a gay feeling for someone. Homophobic or not.
-You can speak for everyone now? That's funny. Maybe I'm not involved in everyone then... >_> Because I have never been turned on by a woman.
♥: People only make fun of you because they want to fit in. Because your different.
-Or they actually find you funny. I find you funny. I also make fun of my friend-people because I know they have good enough selfesteem to know the joke and appreciate it.
♥: Rap music is just talking. Not much talent needed. You can't sing, so why not rap?
-You think it'll make the music you like look better if you bash another kind? How sad... Again, playing to the "no good selfesteem" -bag, you are... Shockingly, it does take talent, you don't have to like it to realise that.
♥: People who have plsastic surgery and don't need if for a medical reason, don't need to. Accept who you are.
-Again, experience? Do you speak for everyone? No. So stfu. Are you really so naïve that you think that this world doesn't make life better for pretty people?
♥: Only you know what is good for you. No one can tell you other wise.
-Typical teenager talk. People need other people, and if only you know what's best for you... doesn't that mean that everyone who has ever made a bad desicion or has shit happen has had those bad experiences because of other people? They knew what was best, yet they did the wrong thing - why? Other people forced them? No m'dear. People do the wrong thing because they can't see the best course of action, while someone else does. It is easier to see from a distance.
♥: If you don't agree with me, here's what I have to say: Whoo Effing Hoo. Good for you.
-I agree it is good for me, I'd be horrified to be such an ignoramus as you are.
Passing on a serious matter:
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Read it, me dearies. :S
Nice pissy mood to reply to the question in everybody's houses... :3 So, what would [iippo] do if she had one of these twatbags locked up in a room for 24 hours to do whatever she wanted to with them?
-I'd shoot you in both feet and leave you in the room forever. I probably wouldn't use a firearm either, but a bow and arrow, since treehuggers tell me it's an eviler weapon.
Yes, I do enjoy this state of mind where the brain - without any outside infuences - thinks up the weirdest and sadisticest things. :3
No, I'm not really like this. Or maybe I really am and I just pretend I'm not.
Damn, they should put me in Big Brother. It'd get called Big Brother: the Slaughter.
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Damn, that's so awesome...
My sister said something disturbing.
First, the situation is: my mom had made a dry cake, and it was in the veranda, under its cakey cover-thing. I came in with the dog and went to the bathroom (I went, not the dog). But I forgot to close the door to the veranda when we came in, and the dog decided to be evil and he went and helped himself to the cake. So there were evil bitemarks on one side of the cake. That part of the cake that the dog had bitten got separated and not put on the table for people to eat. Later my mom asked what would we do with the cake that the dog bit, and I said "obviously we will eat it" and mom just said ok. Then later I offered the cake to my sister, and she said "noo, the dog bit that!" I said "so what, it's still nice, there's nothing wrong with it." She said she didn't want to eat it after the dog had bitten it, I pointed out that she kisses the dog on the nose and lips, and lets him lick her face, so eating the cake would be no different, but she didn't change her mind.
Ah well, more cake for me, I guess. But I was surprised that she was so prissy and stuff.
Would you eat a cake your dog/pet had bitten?
10 in the morning ET time. Whichever house I visit, [The Elftown Robot] has visited it too. o.O
Random observations and thoughts and ponderings.
-If I played WoW or other multiplayer online thing, I'd play a male and try to cyber with all the other male characters.
-If vulcans masturbated, would they have pon farr every seven years? Or would that be enough sex activity for them to get over it?
-I'm getting a new pair of glasses. I've nicknamed them as Dumblidorri already (when I saw them in the shop). No, they are not half-moon shaped, but they have goldy glintyrims and they're small and prettyful and will make me look like an old lady :3
[Aradon Templar] is now officially my favourite spammer :P
He informed me of both free Bryce and free Poser (legally free, too :P), both of which I was happily lucky enough to manage to get (well, Poser's still loading, but the place giving it said I have 10 trys if I manage to not get it right nowdue to a lot of people downloading it).
:)
Poser, dudes!
Hello lovely people who like to click wiki-links... ^^ Click this, thank you.
The Elfwood selections
No, no don't read on... click it... please... I love you? Pretty please, click it!
A local paper mentioned a new fashion trend amongst the rap gangstas... something called "a grill". Which is some decorative metal like gold or silver attached to the teeth. Diamonds are optional. Now, is this not, in fact, just a very expensive and completely useless set of braces? And speaking with the booming voice of experience: braces =! t3h sex.
Whoa, what was that? Oh, just my respect for these people dropping with increasing speed.
Since it seems that a lot of people whose diaries I watch have had this thing in their diaries, I have to make my own version.
Ahem.
Oh my god, what sad news! Someone I have never heard of has died! Now I'll never have the chance to find out what he was all about, what did he do or anything!
since it seems like a big deal to many people, I'll here express my condolences.
So with ignorant respect:
Rest in peace, the unknown crocodile hunter.
:'(