i am a drunk. waaaah! love that whiskey. No really i am a 16 year old junior in michigan i have lots of friends and i m a class clown i have fun. i do what i want when i want how i want if you dont like it... oh well dont talk to me then. I have brown red hair and a temper to match, green hazel eyes that change with my mood. I love to draw and am a complete music junkie. Slipknot owns my soul. Anything you want to know ask... i wont bite lol. lalala i am me so what who are you? are you what you want to be?



Favorite bands and singers

slipknot
mudvayne
manson
system of a down
breaking benjamin
crossfade
korn
disturbed
metallica
Diecast
chevelle 
Children of Bodom      
Shadows fall
Cradle of filth
Damage plan
Darkest hour
The haunted
Hatebreed
Premonitions of war
Scars of tommorrow
Soil work
Anthrax
Lamb of god
Vae Victus
The Lodger
Bury your dead
Trigger point
Static-x
Rob Zombie
Megadeth
A perfect circle
Story of the year
Trapt
Atomship


and a ton of other bands wow so many i am hopeless...

i like to draw and all that, i write songs about what i feel so mainly i write metal type and morbid music all in a days work. I read alot and i am intelligent. I am one of the original pranksters and i dont pull any punches get me ill get you back. to me the best joke is a random joke anything goes. Me and my friends are constantly playing jokes, i like to play if you dont thats sad and your a dull person (thought id let you know) we can be asses at times but then again every one is so its all good. Dont hold back cause i wont. haaaaa! i am starting collage next year while i am still in high school and i will be working as a nurse aid at hospitals and beginning my medical training!!!!


cetanu you are the shit (in a good way of course) and yes monty python kicks lol


Sand Dragon

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
As far as magical tendancies, a Sand Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, the Sand Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

Dragon Description:
Sand Dragons are covered in tough tan skin with orange highlights. Sand Dragons are so well camouflaged in their home habitat that they are often nearly invisible while approaching, except for their brilliant green eyes with flecks of yellow and blue.

Sand Dragons tend to live in desert areas or remote islands. The Sand Dragon primarily lives in underground caves and caverns, but has been known to build it's home by burrowing into the sand and heating the inner walls until they turn to glass.

Sand Dragons are social beings, as far as evil dragons go, often working with each other to destroy a common threat or to achieve a common goal. They live in packs and choose their leaders by fierce battles that often result in the death of one combatant.The Sand Dragons primary breath weapon causes powerful sandstorms hurricanes.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Glass, Strength, and Anger


1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you


whats the matter with me?


spit it out

since you never gave a damn in the first place
mabye its time you had the tables turned
cause in the intrest of all involved
i got the problem solved
and the verdict is guilty

man nearly killed me steppin where you feared to tread
stop drop and roll you were down from the git go
big mouthfucker stupid cocksucker
are you scared of me now well your dumber than i thought
always is and never was
foundation made of piss and vinegar
step to me ill smear ya
think i fear ya bull shit
just another dumb punk chompin on this tit
anything i can say to break the noise
was it somthin i said that got ya bent
its gotta be that way if ya want it
sanity literal profanity hit me.......


c'mon finish it!!!!!!!!! maggot you know you want to....

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E,F,G & H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn
{E} - Enormous!
{F} - Fake!
{G}- Get a Reduction!
{H}- Help me I've fallen and I can't get up!

yeah i know i am a chick but i thought this was funny as hell




i fuckin rock, what the hell do you all want of me? i am what i am you cannot i will not allow you to change me so if thats what your after you all better quit now. so fuck you all