Boom.








As a side note, dang. I hate it when people message me trying to be cute by referring to me as "my lord" or "my liege". And yes, that punctuation is purposely on the outside of the quotes. I support the revolution.

Back to the topic at hand.

"Lord Asriel" is a character from a wonderful trilogy by Philip Pullman known as His Dark Materials. I will never change my "username" because I'm greedy and self-centered (as in, I don't want anyone else to have that name so I won't change it).

Now that you have some background information on my name, don't be a loser and not send in a secret on a postcard to PostSecret.


Wait. What's that? You don't know what PostSecret is? Google it up then, you lazy gillyhat.





/me
{{startprocess "Now what about you?"}}





PS. Anyone can make something that resembles coding. You just have to know the basics of it. If you can guess what coding language I was making fun of as I wrote {{startprocess "Now what about you?"}}, I'll seriously send a dollar your way. No joke, no kidding, I will honestly mail you a dollar.