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Oskas (where did all the metal guys go?)
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USELESS INFORMATION
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01. I like when I wake up and the sun is still shining.
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02. I hate when I wake up and it isn't.
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03. Sometimes I smoke just because I'm to lazy to eat.
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04. Get get stoked on stupid shit.
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05. I never truly finish anything I start.
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06. I never live up to how cool people think I am.
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07. I really do talk to a stuffed penguin named Steve.
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08. My hair is only cool looking for 10 minutes after I leave my house.
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09. I have social anxiety disorder, so much so that I never go out.
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10. I wear the same 3 pairs of pants all the time.
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11. I am a very, very picky eater.
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12. I have 3 cats and I love them to death, Poe, Navi & Piglet
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13. I fall asleep only on my right side.
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14. I buy Cd's even though I don't listen to them, they are for display purposes only, no one looks at them.
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15. I am a boring guy, who looks exciting, but knows he isn't.
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16. I smell really good all the time though.
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17. I say "bless you" when animals sneeze.
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18. I mumble 90% of the time that I talk.
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19. I make up percentages that are bullshit all the time to look like I know what I'm saying.
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20. I only want to do things right after I wake up and get bummed when there is nothing to do.
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21. I had a turtle named Ray after the Lemonheads song 'it's a shame about Ray'
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22. I had 2 hamsters, Iggy and Lemmy at the age of 10, I don't like hamsters.
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23. I have to eat some chocolate everyday.
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24. All moms hate me sooner or later, all dads love me.
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25. I miss making mixed tapes... Cd's just aren't the same.
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26. I am good at saving money, until I spend the first dollar.
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27. I always thought I'd die at 27 years old, so does everyone around me.
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28. I meet new people, then they never hang out with me again.
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29. I am bad at meeting new people.
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30. I always say, "Hi, I'm Tim, I'm an idiot." Ask anyone.
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31. Most of the time I'm sick, or lie and say that to not have to do something I don't want to.
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32. My days are longer than 24 hours. 32 at least.
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33. I have a cell phone but never answer it because phones scare me.
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34. My phones message says, "Fuck you *BEEP*" everyone thinks it's about them.
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35. I want to be a muse to someone and teach them something important.
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36. When I like a song I'll listen to it a million times, then never again.
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37. I play the guitar in total 2-3-4 hours a day.
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38. When I like a song, I have to learn it or it bugs me.
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39. I got the tattoo on my right arm as a theme to go with the left, not because of HIM.
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40. I don't like HIM.
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41. I have perfect vision, but bad hearing.
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42. Hoodies are to be worn 24/7
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43. All my clothes are borrowed, or stolen from Friends.
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44. I get along better with girls than guys.
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45. I own a 9mm that I sleep with, in arms length every night.
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46. I am a good cook, to me, I have no idea what others think.
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47. Everyone personally that I know, thinks I never care about anything.
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48. I do, but am good at acting like I don't.
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49. John Frusciante is my idol, he is why I play guitar.
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50. Daniel Johns is God.
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51. I hate Paris Hilton because she is an average girl with money, hence: fame.
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52. I looked into buying a real penguin once.
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53. I am nice to most people on the Internet and an ass in real life.
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54. I am too skinny and tall to even wear girls pants.
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55. I have MSN and AIM and never get on them, I just check my mail with them.
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56. My favorite possession is a Framus Cobra guitar amp
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57. I hate drinking, but when I do, only Guinness.
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58. I get annoyed at everything when I feel ugly.
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59. I deleted my first Myspace because I had 30,000 or so friends, and hated it.
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60. I think that myspace "Stars" are fucking stupid. Most do nothing.
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61. I watch "Friends" DVD's 24/7 and never get sick of them.
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62. I say my favorite movie is: Braveheart
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63. My actual favorite movie is: Serendipity
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64. I don't care about politics at all.
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65. I never got into sports.
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66. I am a dork at heart.
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67. Red bull is my favorite drink ever.
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68. I am afraid of airplanes, badly.
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69. My first "kiss" was at a church lock-in at 12yo, it sucked.
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70. I love cars and anything to do with them, but you'd never think it.
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71. I only really eat once a day, I have no idea why.
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72. I am bad with names and remembering people.
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73. I always think last year was better every year.
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74. I was born on Christmas, so the law is, I hate it because I am named Tiny Tim...
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75. I love fixing things.
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76. I love to learn useless things & facts, everyone asks me everything all the time.
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77. When something goes wrong everyone looks to me to fix it.
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78. I stopped drawing and painting months ago after 18 years.
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80. I am an amazing skateboarder, but I quit because it became "too cool"
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81. I try things even though I know I suck at them.
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82. I am horrible at just about everything that takes patience and precision, but don't care.
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83. I have never "slept around" I have only had relationships.
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84. I am a germaphobe, hence number 83. I once wore rubber gloves everyday for a few months.
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85. I never use soap in the shower, just girl body wash. No idea why?
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86. I wear Versace Dreamer Cologne almost everyday, it's the only one I like.
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87. I have to wear eyeliner all the time now, because I feel like I look funny without it.
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88. I always wanted a beard, like Jim Morrison, I still do.
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89. My favorite number is 42.
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90. I feel like everyone lurks all over everything I do, when they don't.
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91. My brother is about the only person who can make me laugh alot.
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92. I play video games when I am depressed.
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93. I need to have "Tim alone time" or I go crazy when people are around me 24/7.
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94. The sound of music boxes is my favorite. =)
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95. I never get good sleep because I have sleep apnea/paralysis.
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96. I try to make everyone happy, even though I never seem to help, just make things worse.
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97. I use the "<3" thing too freely.
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98. I only drink milk through straws. OCD anyone?
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99. Refer to number 5
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i breathe..
and i have a face.
(no shit?!)
really......
i do...seriously
Missing: </center>| Month of birth: 12 | Day of birth: 25 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap missing.
Place of living: USA-Kansas
Town: Kansas City
Elfwood artist: Yes
Elfwood writer: Yes
Elftown crew wannabe: No
Civil status: married
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: thin
Height: 183
