before i tell you what i think of me i just wanna say that kyle [last_stand] thinks im pure!!! lol i hope that changes it was nice talking to you!!

yes i stole it from someone

[LAYER 1-Personal]
Name:Tiffani
Nicknames: tiffi tiff
Gender: Female
Birthday: Jan 14, 1988
Age: 17
Single/Involved: INVOLVED
Height: 5'6
Weight:
Eye Color: blue
Hair Style: middle
Hair Color: brown
Skin Color: white
Tan: no
Chinese Zodiac: dragon
Zodiac Siqn: cap
Religion: non
Location: waterboro maine


[LAYER 2-Favorite Things]
Hobbys: just being with friends
PS2/XBOX: non ps1
Sports: like to play football
Windows/Mac: dont care
Favorite Authors: dont really have 1
Favorite Color: pink,blue, black
Favorite Hard Liquer: havent had the chance
Favorite Beer: havent had the chance
Favorite Wine Cooler Type drink:havent had the chance
Hard/Soft Serve: soft
Favorite Ice Cream: mint
Favorite Coffee: havent tryed them all yet so dont know
Favorite Food: pizza
Favorite Soda: mountain dew
Favorite Junk Food: dill pickel chips
Favorite Fast Food Joint: burger king
Radio Station: 97.9, 95.9...
Music: rap, country i listen to all different kinds
Favorite Band: eminem, icp
Favorte Song: How many licks..lil kim
Movies: the reen mile
Siblings: a half sister

[LAYER 3-Perfect parner]
Hair Lenght: dont matter
Hair Color: dont matter
Eyes: ones you can get lost in
Ass: would be nice
Persnality: is all that really matters to me


[LAYER 4-Misc Stuff]
thongs/granny pannies: thongs
Cotton/Silk: both
Bedwear: non or an over shirt
Favorite Outfit: out on the town wear
Pant Size: 3-5
Shoe Size:9
Shirt Size:medium
Jewlery: watch and necklace and school ring
Piercings: only four two in each ear soon belly and maybe tongue
Glasses/Contacts/None: glasses hopefully soon contacts
Mode of Transpotation: friends mom (i live with them) had to drop out of drivers ed
Smoke: not really
Drugs:every now and then not addicted
Nerd/Jock/Hick/ect: not really a type!
Spoken Languages:english
Most Used Phrase:im gonna bite you...or bite me!!
Drive:nope had to drop out of drivers ed..personal
Body Mutilation: no never thinkits a waste
Pain Tollerence: mild
Job:non..lookin tho
Occupation: student
Known Trades:non
Favorite Fantasy Creature:umm...unicorn?
Striped For Laughs:not yet
Truth or Dare OR Strip Poker:both are entertaining
    
[LAYER 5-Friends]
Best Friends: shicara, angie
Best ET Friends: non so far
***ANY FRIENDS I FORGOT LET ME KNOW AND I'LL ADD YOU ASAP***

[LAYER 6-(x)=havent done]
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO OUT OF MY COUNTRY(Canada counts right?)
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HEART BROKEN
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I HAVE NEVER DUMPED SOMEONE
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A SUB-TEACHER
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X)I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER GOT COUGHT HAVING SEX(PARENTS)
(X) I NEVER GOT COUGHT HAVING SEX
(FRIENDS)
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER PUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER EGGED A CAR
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER LIED TO COVER MY FRIENDS ASS
(X) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED

NOW THAT I READ SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS I REALLY NEED TO FIND SOME FUN IN MY LIFE!!!

Follow these rules to maintain your sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.

Roses are red,
Violets are korny
whenever I think of you I get horny.

Eat me, beat me, bite me,
blow me, suck me fuck me,
very slowly.
When you kiss me,
don't be sassy, use your tongue
and make it nasty!

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck!
hmm... wanna hug?!

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.


(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.


The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.


..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*.