My Humanforsale.com Statistics

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 15 $50,000
Ethnicity: Other $130,000
Height: 5'11 $0
Weight: 230 lbs. $0
Body Type: Athletic $25,000
Hair Color: Black $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Left $0
Body Hair: Somewhat Hairy $1,000
Shoe Size: 13 $0
Bald: No $5,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Above Average $75,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 135 $195,030
SAT Score: 1100 $29,000
HS GPA: 3 $28,500
Education: High School $0
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $0
Profession: Student $0
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $15,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Above Average $45,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Never $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,271,060

 
Some Choruses to Songs I Like
       "Neck Of The Woods"
         By: Baby
        Feat. Lil Wayne
[Baby]
Let Me Take you to neck of the woods in my hood

[Lil Wayne]
(whispers)up town.

[Baby]
Show you what we livin like

[Lil Wayne]
(mumbles)walkin like a man finger on the trigger got money in my pocket im a up town nigga. NIKKA!
     
      "New York Extended Remix"
      Feat- Joey Crack
         Jadakiss and
         The Game
Deep Voice- New Jersey Devil 

[Intro - THE GAME]
Yeah Motha Fuckas'. It's The Motha-Fuckin Game G G G G G G G G G-Unit.

[Chorus THE GAME]
Yeah I Got a hundred guns and a hundred clips nigga Im in NEw York. Wit a hundred Bloods and a hundred Crips when eva im in NEW YORK. I Got a hundred guns and a hundred clips nigga Im in NEw York. Ryde Wit a hundred Bloods and a hundred Crips when eva im in NEW YORK.

    "Im Supposed to Die Tonight"
       By 50cent
[Intro - 50 Cent]
Ahh man
You know where the niggas be at right?
Take me to 'em

[Chorus- 50 Cent]
All through the hood, I keep hearin' niggas sayin'
I'm supposed to die tonight
niggas come put a hit out and they talkin' like the shit okay
I'm down to ride tonight
We rollin, whip stolen, AK loaded
I'm down to ride tonight
We smokin', straight locin', locked and loaded
Somebody gon' die tonight





~Wierd Stuff~

1. Do u like to sing in the shower: Yes
2. Do u like to sing: Yeah make up songs
3. Sign: Gemini
4. Sex: MALE
5. righty or Lefty: Lefty BABY!!!
6. Marital status: single
7. Movie: Scarface, Eurotrip, Roadtrip lots...
8. Do you have a car? Nope
9. What kinda car do you have?: dont got one yet hehehe
10. Food: Anything you put in frint of me I'll try anything once.
11. Number: 13
12. Do you plan on having kids: Yeah
13. How old do you wanna be when you are married: late twenties early thirties
14. yes: Maybe
15. no: Maybe
16. Would you have kids before marriage? Na
17. Do you have a crush: Hells YEAH
18. Music/TV: MTV
19. Guys/Girls: Girls any race no shame in my game
20. Green/Blue: GreenBlue
21. Pink/Purple: Fushia
22. Summer/Winter: Summer
23. Night/Day: Dusk
24. Relaxin/Chillin: Chillaxin
25. Dopey/Funny: Funny
26. What school do u go to: Crooms
27. What's a major turn on for you: Eyes ,and smile, body, attitude, good self esteeme, personality. Mostly last three things

SEX IS LIKE MATH:
add a bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray to God u don't multiply

~Have you ever... I~

1. Smoked a cigarette: ONCE
2. Smoked a cigar: Yes once
3. Snorted coke: No hehe... pixie stix
4. Smoked Weed: No
5. Been high: Yea off of a Sharpie
6. Had sex: No
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: Yes
oh and "Your going to hell." usally for people making fun of mentally disabled people
8. Tried to kill someone: No but hurt them badly
9. Tried to kill yourself: Yes
10. Got in a fist fight: Yes
11. Lied to your parents: Yes
12. Given someone a bruise: Yeah
13. Ditched someone: Yeah
14. Freak danced: All the time
15. Stole something: Yea
16. Cut yourself: Yeah own on accident
17. Skipped school: Yes
18. Hung up on someone: Yeah
19. Threw up at school: Yes
20. Done someone else's make-up: No
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: No
22. Had a burping contest: Yes
23. Snuck out: Yeah
24. Been to a school dance: Yeah
25. Thought your teacher was hot: YES

BE A SHOW OFF
Are you..
pretty: I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay and I pity any guy who isn't me today I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real See the pretty guy in that mirrorthere?
popular: Eh...sorta but not really
interesting: Sure why not
a good friend: Yes
kind: Yes
fun: of course
fashionable: Dunno
rich: ya
approachable: Yeah

LONGER QUESTIONS
have you walked into a door before?: *not ashamed* Yes
most embarassing moment: dont got one
saddest moment: dont got one
one thing that irritates you: ASSHOLEs
how do you spend weekends?: with my friends CHillaxin
are you a good student at school/college/etc?: I guess
worst thing you did to a person: SHOT THEM IN THE ASS
Not saying best thing you did for a person: Dunno
have you sung in the shower?: Yes
more than once?: ...Yes
have you eaten food off the ground?: Yeah
have you hugged a stranger?: yes
have you pretended to talk on a mobile phone only to have it ring during your fake conversation?: No
have you accidentally spilled a secret?: Yes
have you purposely spilled a secret?: No
have you learnt from any mistakes?: Yes
what is the thing you most regret in your life so far: thats my business

MOVIES, TV, BOOKS, MUSIC
what is your fave movie: Scarface
what is your fave TV show: The Mind of Mencia
what is your fave book: THe Bible
do you enjoy suspense movies more than romantic movies?: Don't really care
do you enjoy horror movies more than comedy movies?: i like all movies
if you coud star in one movie, which would it be?: Scarface
if you could star in a tv show, which one would it be?: yeah Timmy on Fiarly odd parents
who is your favourite author?:i forgot
who is your fave
actress?: any good lookin woman
actor: Richard Pryor
director: Spike Lee
movie character: Antonio Montana Scarface
tv character: Andy Milanokis
book character: *The Pirate Capitan*

INTERNET
have you spent more than 3 hours straight on the internet?: Yes
what is your fave internet site: google
what sort of things do you do on the net: games, research chat download
do you have an email account: Yes
do people send stuff to it: Duh, why else would I have one
do you run a website: na to lazy
have you ever had an internet replationship: No
have you ever given perosnal details via the net: Some
do you have an instant messenger: Yeah, AIM
are there poeple you dont know on it?: A couple
have you shopped via the internet: Yes

LIFE
what do you want to be when you grow up: doctor or surgeon
is it an achievable dream: Yes
will you get married: Hopefully
will you have children: Ye
how many: One or two
do you enjoy life: Yeah
do you enjoy school/college/work: kinda

RELATIONSHIPS:
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Na
do you have serious relationships: Na
do you believe in love: Yes
when did you have your first kiss: 5th grade
where: under a bed with this girl that i swear look exactly like erika Badu
did it mean anything: yeah cuz she came on to me
have you two timed anyone ever: No
have you broken up with someone for no reason: No
has anyone broken up with you for no reason: No

~I NEVER~

(X) I NEVER GAVE UP
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX almost
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC almost
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
if you think bout it everyone has
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED almost
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER still do
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(X) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(X) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY GIRLFRIEND

~ Have You Ever?... II~
-pictured your crush naked?- Yes. all the time
-actually seen your crush naked?- about two of them
-been in love?- yes
-said I Love You and meant it?- ya to fam and one girl
-cried when someone died?- Yep. Jesus
-lied?- Yup.
-kicked someone in the nuts?- Hell yeah! feild goal kicked their ass
-stolen anything?- like pens and jewlry from friend but ended up give it back
-smoked?- Yes
-done drugs?- no
-drank?- Yeah i drink
-cheated on someone?- No...I dont do that because my dad did it to my mom and hurt me and my sister real bad emotionally
-fallen for your best girl friend?- hell yes
-made out with just a friend?- yea
-been rejected?- Yea
-rejected someone?- Yea my sister's bestfriend like every day
-been in lust?- yea on the back of a school bus ...almost
-used someone?- yea felt bad after words
-been used by someone- hell yea hate that shit
-been cheated on?- dunno
-been kissed?- Yea

-Thing to think about-
Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

Three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Which statment is correct?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

I want you to figure this out.

~What walks on one leg in the morning?
~What walks on two legs in the afternoon?
~What walks on three legs at night?
I haven't yet

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

IF TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF HTE REST OF OUR LIVES... WHAT THE HELL WAS YESTERDAY??

The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.