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Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
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A-Z of LeXxXi:
A: alex (meeeee), and alex (the big one)
B: black, blood (pwetty), ballooooooooons!
C: chicken (rubber variety) i got one for xmas! i was like :D!
D: ducks! blantantly, death, destruction, drums
E: evilnessicitydom, ember_to_inferno, EYELINER!!!!!! elmo (grr)
F: frogs, french (la langue d'amour), forensics
G: gecko's, guys, gals
H: happiness, haribo, hearts
I: iguanas (i want one), ink
J: joey!! i luffles him! like soso much
K: krakens! kinkyness
L: lemons, lines (hehe), liff
M: memories, music, mOobs, manga
N: nigel the hairy mollusc, nightmares
O: oscar the grouch!
P: panties, parties, pretending
Q: queen victoria,
R: rain, rechazado, rawk!
S: sadness, smex, SKITTLES (hehe joey)
T: tits lmao, taxidermy
U: umbrellas, underwear
V: violin music (so purty <3)
W: w*nk, wendy houses
X: x x x l popcorn!
Y: 'YAM?! WHAT THE fuck IS A YAM? IS IT LIKE A HAM WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT?!'
Z: zebu: zeeeeee-booooo. zebra's 'it was a zebra!' 'NO IT WASN'T, IT WAS A PAINTED HORSE YOU PILLOCK...OH NO, ITS A ZEBRA.' (DONT ASK)

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hot?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

Type Your Name With Your...

Thumbs Together: alex

Nose: qalexxxxx

Elbow: aqlex

Tounge: alex

Chin: \zlewx

Foot: awljkiewxz

Eyes closed and one finger: a;4d

Back of your hand:2wlkrez

Palm: aqolesx

Mouse: alexxxxxx

Wrist: 2qloe4dcx

Big Toe: alexc v

Forehead: qw342s

~~~~~Fav.~~~~~

Colour: black / red
Food: chips n pussy
Clothing: black top n skirt
Friend: xX~joey~Xx jess, sammie, amy, joseph walter munden, tom, jo c, jo s

Gadget: hehehe...
Holiday Destination: anywhere on my boat
Male singer: mortiis/ dani from cradle of filth
Female singer: christina from lacuna coil
Band: too many...
Movie: finding nemo, vampires:los muertos, interview with a vampire, queen of the damned
Perfume: gucci rush 2
Magazine: metal hammer
Lesson: maths/biology

~~~~~ Hav You ever? ~~~~~
Been kissed: yepsi
Ate chinese food: yepsi ^__^ mmm...chicken chow mein
Broke a bone: yepsi
Been bruised: lots
got drunk: yupsum
got high: yupsums
lied to a friend: yeah n i hated myself 4 it
Lied to your parents: yeh
Been in love: yups
Stole: yuhuh
Kissed a girl: yeh lots  

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GOLD OR SILVER: silver
FAST OR SLOW: fast and slow
COLD OR HOT: middling
TRUTH OR DARE: dare
LOUD OR SILENT: silent
BRAD PITT OR ORLANDO BLOOM: orlando (only in LOTR)
JUSTIN OR NELLY: ill shoot 'em both
MORNING OR NIGHT: night
SINGLE OR RELATIONSHP: relationship
NAKED OR CLOTHED: naked
BOOKS OR MAGAZINES: books
THONGS OR GRANNY PANTS: thongs
KISS OR HUG: hug
TALKING OR ACTION: both
BIKINI OR SWIMSUIT: depends
LAUGH OR CRY: laugh
TIGHT OR BAGGY: both
SHAVED OR STUBBLE: shaved
HAPPY OR SAD: both
DREAM OR LAUGH: dream
BATH OR SHOWER: depends
MOON OR STARS: stars

Name: alex

Nickname: lexi

Country of living: uk

height: 5ft fuck all

Eye colour: hazel

Shoe size: 6

school/work: regents park girls school

You smoke: yepsums (tryin to quit :o)

Hobbys: chattin, spendin time with mates, gigs
Brother/sister: 1 stepbro (9), 1 half sis (20)

Relationship: no

Who would you like to meet: nelson mandela, mortiis, and my nanny olive who i look like but never met

Favorite Clothes : none lol

Favorite car: dodge viper or mini or VW beetle

Favorite TV Series: friends or quads! or family guy or futurama

Favorite song ever: far too many

Favorite song at the moment: sic transit gloria by brand new

most sexy person: big alex!!! (joke) xXjoeyXx
Lucky number: 3679

What do you do at weekends: ppl

Pets: snake (mordecai), 3 cats (inca, breeze, guiness) 1 kitten (dexter) n a gecko (gerti)

Hug or kiss: both

Gig or disco: gig

You believe in aliens: yes

When you die what will your last words be: i told you i was ill (spike milligan)

Does true love exist: yes

What are you afraid of: stayin ugly and people poking me (jessage)

Are you an emotional person: sometimes

What would you like to be reincated as: cat or woodlouse

Who is your best bud: too many

Is there something you don't understand about life: all of it

[TEN Random Things About Me]
10. i looooooove penguins
9. i loooooooove nautiluses
8. i want to own a zoo
7. i WILL be a forensic scientist when im big (?!)
6. my ex-boyfriend got me into star wars (damn him...)
5. i want to be a vegetarian but i like chicken too much (oops)
4. in my past life i was a woodlouse
3. ive nearly died 3 times
2. i cant move one of my toes
1. im short

[NINE Ways To Win My Heart]
9. have dark hair n green eyes (mmmm)
8. have nice features
7. have a cute smile
6. have emo hair (lol)
5. like the same things as me
4. be called jonnage bennage or alexage
3. like me for who i am n dont try and change me
2. like my parents no matter how weird they are
1. good sense of humour

[EIGHT Things I Want To Do Before I Die]
8. go to south africa
7. meet nelson mandela
6. own a zoo
5. shoot g.w.b
4. grow to 5 ft 8
3. sell some art
2. stop smoking (^__^)
1. be a forensic scientist

[SEVEN Ways To Annoy Me]
7. sing the theme tune to BOOBAH repeatedly
6. poke me (grrrr jess and alex)
5. hit on my snuggle buddy (ill maul you)
4. pat me on the head
3. hump a table leg
2. tell me im fat/skinny depending on my mood
1. kick my ass at table football

[SIX Things I Believe In]
6. reincarnation
5. karma
4. chicken
3. butterflies
2. myself
1. *i believe in angels*

[FIVE Things I'm Afraid Of]
5. crowds (except at gigs etc)
4. small spaces
3. being naked
2. public humiliation
1. being beaten at table football

[FOUR Favorite Items In My Room]
4. my snake
3. my bed
2. my radiator
1. my cd's

[THREE Things I Do Everyday]
3. laugh
2. cry
1. sleep

[TWO Things I Want To Do Right Now]
2. laugh
1. have sex

[ONE Person I Want to See Right Now]
1. brody dalle. naked.

I need: my 'big bwudda'
I want: a rubber chicken
I have: a christmas tree
I wish: i was *alive*
I love: hate
I hate: love
I fear: the reaper
I feel: bo0bs
I hear: a dream of wolves in the snow
I smell: pwetty
I crave: nicotine
I search: on google
I wonder: why i'm here
I regret: not being myself

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in.
Greed: Medium 
Gluttony: Medium 
Wrath: Very High 
Sloth: High 
Envy: Medium 
Lust: Very High 
Pride: High

~if u think ur life's bad now, how would u like to b an egg?? u only get laid once, u only get eaten once too. it takes 4 mins to get hard, and only 2 to get soft. u share ur box w/11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick that ever sat on ur face was ur mom!! soo cheer up, ur life isn't soo bad!!

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"





The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...





Post this in your house if you are against racism.


chagrin d'amour...