Ehh yeah, theres stuff about me after all this shit. but it was all sortve funny. (by the way, robbie is my brother...)

Just some funny aim conversations i thought i'd throw in..enjoy


me and robbie:
SkankinKali: hey
Avarice37: wtf
SkankinKali: Beth says, she wants to have
mad wild animal sex with you
Avarice37: Oh.
Avarice37: Sweet.


me beth and robbie (i was at beths)


bethyboo2183: Robbie sucks
bethyboo2183: :-)
Avarice37: I do.
Avarice37: =/
bethyboo2183: But not as much as Kaitlee
bethyboo2183: she sucks the most
Avarice37: Yeah, why is she even at your house?
Avarice37: I could've sworn she was grounded to her cage today.


Me and Sarah:::
pinkpitcher25552: sry my cat walked on da keybored
SkankinKali: Oooh! kitty!
pinkpitcher25552: no
pinkpitcher25552: CAT
A GROWN CAT
C....A....T
SkankinKali: ...
SkankinKali: OOH! CAT
pinkpitcher25552: shes now under my legs
SkankinKali: tell her i say hi
pinkpitcher25552: lmfao
pinkpitcher25552: i said it to her and she walked away
pinkpitcher25552: ahhahahahahahhahhahhaaa
SkankinKali: lmfao
pinkpitcher25552: i dont think she likes u
SkankinKali: I dont think so either
pinkpitcher25552: lol
SkankinKali: i mean, if she ever SEES me. she'll love me.
pinkpitcher25552: right ......
pinkpitcher25552: lol
SkankinKali: She'll be like "OOH SHE'S COOL"
pinkpitcher25552: she hates eveyone and is like a panther
SkankinKali: "PURRR"
pinkpitcher25552: lol
SkankinKali: and ill be like "HI SARAHS KITTY, LETS DANCE"
SkankinKali: And then we'll have a dance party
pinkpitcher25552: lmao
SkankinKali: All night long
SkankinKali: and all day
SkankinKali: and you;ll get all jealous
SkankinKali: and try to steal the kitty away
SkankinKali: wait wait
SkankinKali: i mean
SkankinKali: CAT
pinkpitcher25552: lol
SkankinKali: and then she'll be like...
SkankinKali: SARAH
SkankinKali: LEAVE US ALONE
SkankinKali: WERE DANCING
pinkpitcher25552: lol
pinkpitcher25552: thanks
SkankinKali: no problem
pinkpitcher25552: :-P
pinkpitcher25552: i gtg ttyl
SkankinKali: Okay
pinkpitcher25552: lata luv
SkankinKali: see you later
pinkpitcher25552: my cat says fuck off lol
pinkpitcher25552: lata


Me and Bethy:::
SkankinKali: My mom might let me quit chorus. but id have to join band
BethyBoo2183: ah...well, I'd rather be in band with mr h then in chorus with ms fern
SkankinKali: hahah
SkankinKali: yeah
SkankinKali: so i tried to play my flute again
SkankinKali: lmfao
SkankinKali: its so broken
BethyBoo2183: lmfao
SkankinKali: you cant play G
BethyBoo2183: lol
SkankinKali: its so fucked up
SkankinKali: but i hate chorus and everyone in it
BethyBoo2183: lol yeah
BethyBoo2183: you're stuck with like...Kelsey
BethyBoo2183: mmmmmmm
SkankinKali: MMMMM
SkankinKali: SHES A SEXY CHEERLEADER
SkankinKali: BREAK ME OFF SOME OF HER KITKAT
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO!!
SkankinKali: Im serious.
SkankinKali: Shes sexy.
SkankinKali: i wish i looked like her
SkankinKali: and her HAIR
SkankinKali: oh my god
SkankinKali: S-E-X-Y B-I-A-T-C-H
BethyBoo2183: Ooh i know..thats like the most attractive part of her!
BethyBoo2183: her hair!!
BethyBoo2183: I'm so jealous
SkankinKali: i mean. how do you think she gets all those guys?
BethyBoo2183: she must have like ALL the guys lining up for her
BethyBoo2183: i know RIGHT?
SkankinKali: NO NOT RIGHT
SkankinKali: ...
SkankinKali: so.
BethyBoo2183: lol
BethyBoo2183: whats new
SkankinKali: Ummm
SkankinKali: Nothing
SkankinKali: still pretty much nuts
BethyBoo2183: as always:-)
SkankinKali: :-)
SkankinKali: Ive been up all night
SkankinKali: every night
SkankinKali: playing
SkankinKali: harvest moon
SkankinKali: omfg im like obsessed
BethyBoo2183: Oooooh i remember that game!
SkankinKali: its weird
SkankinKali: yeah
BethyBoo2183: one time i came over in like 4th grade
BethyBoo2183: and we were like playing it for like 3 hours straight!
SkankinKali: haha yeah
SkankinKali: its the same thing..only like...better
SkankinKali: and noton the computer
BethyBoo2183: i seeee
SkankinKali: Yeah.
SkankinKali: bitch
BethyBoo2183: whore
SkankinKali: im telling
BethyBoo2183: GOOD
SkankinKali: okay
SkankinKali: im shaking
SkankinKali: like
SkankinKali: my leg
BethyBoo2183: kaitlee i thought i told you to get off the drugs!
SkankinKali: hahah
SkankinKali: IM NOT ON FUCKING DRUGS
BethyBoo2183: uh huh
BethyBoo2183: sureee you're not, kaitlee
BethyBoo2183: I believe you
BethyBoo2183: :-)
SkankinKali: YOU BBBBBEETER
SkankinKali: back
SkankinKali: bitch
BethyBoo2183: damnit:-(
SkankinKali: :-(
BethyBoo2183: lol
BethyBoo2183: JUST KIDDING
BethyBoo2183: GOSH
SkankinKali: GOSH
BethyBoo2183: FLIPPING IDIOT!
BethyBoo2183: okay
BethyBoo2183: enough napolean
SkankinKali: hes way over quoted
BethyBoo2183: yeah he is
BethyBoo2183: WOA
BethyBoo2183: YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?
SkankinKali: WHAT
BethyBoo2183: if you double click on the top of something, it makes it big
BethyBoo2183: like double click on the top of this IM box
SkankinKali: ....
BethyBoo2183: and it gets big!
SkankinKali: wow.
SkankinKali: youre so smart
SkankinKali: no one already knew that
BethyBoo2183: hahaha i know
BethyBoo2183: shutup
BethyBoo2183: i never knew it
SkankinKali: ...
SkankinKali: you dont know anything
BethyBoo2183: shutup
BethyBoo2183: i was deprived as a child:-)
BethyBoo2183: like
BethyBoo2183: i always thought the moniter was the computer and the computer was the moniter
BethyBoo2183: like inever knew it was the other way around until like 3 weeks ago
SkankinKali: ...
SkankinKali: wow
SkankinKali: thats
SkankinKali: pathetics
SkankinKali: pathetic
BethyBoo2183: lol i know
BethyBoo2183: im a pathetic bitch and i should go kill myself
BethyBoo2183: i know i know
SkankinKali: :-)
BethyBoo2183: :-)
BethyBoo2183: I must be like your smartest friend
SkankinKali: Yep
SkankinKali: deffinatley
BethyBoo2183: pshh of course i am
BethyBoo2183: im like the next albert einstien
BethyBoo2183: :-)
SkankinKali: actually
SkankinKali: youre not
SkankinKali: :-)
BethyBoo2183: lol i know
BethyBoo2183: i was being phesecious
BethyBoo2183: i dont think thats how you spell it
BethyBoo2183: but thatsokay
SkankinKali: lfao..
SkankinKali: lmfao
SkankinKali: i dont even know what you mean
BethyBoo2183: lmfao
SkankinKali: phesecious?
BethyBoo2183: it means sarcastic
BethyBoo2183: but its a bigger word
BethyBoo2183: you pronounce it
SkankinKali: so..why didnt you just say sacastic
BethyBoo2183: idk
SkankinKali: you pronounce it?
BethyBoo2183: fa-see-cious
SkankinKali: oh
SkankinKali: that
BethyBoo2183: yeah
BethyBoo2183: that
SkankinKali: SO HEY GUESS WHAT
BethyBoo2183: WHAT?
SkankinKali: neverminf
SkankinKali: d
BethyBoo2183: FUCK YOU
SkankinKali: hahaha
SkankinKali: im joking
SkankinKali: but
SkankinKali: sarahs cat.
BethyBoo2183: lol
SkankinKali: loves me
BethyBoo2183: OOOH YEAH SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
SkankinKali: She sent the conversation?
BethyBoo2183: yupp!
SkankinKali: I saved it
BethyBoo2183: lol
SkankinKali: cats
BethyBoo2183: kaitlee has a way with cats
BethyBoo2183: they all love her
SkankinKali: like fatty
SkankinKali: your cat
BethyBoo2183: haha yup
SkankinKali: tell him i say hi
BethyBoo2183: i think hes outside
SkankinKali: good
SkankinKali: go outside
BethyBoo2183: probably killing some poor animal
SkankinKali: and tell him i say hi
BethyBoo2183: NO
SkankinKali: pick him up and dump him in the snow
SkankinKali: hahahah
BethyBoo2183: hahahha
SkankinKali: Ya know cindy? my dog
BethyBoo2183: alex did that once because he chewed trhough one of alexs chords
BethyBoo2183: yeah?
SkankinKali: well once she wouldnt go to the bathroomm so i dumped snow on her
SkankinKali: and brb
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
BethyBoo2183: okay
BethyBoo2183: lol


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Auto response from SkankinKali: trash, laundry should only be about three minutes. <333



kitties rock my sox
so i dance with them
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BethyBoo2183: and then they run away
SkankinKali: NO
SkankinKali: THEY NEVER RUN
BethyBoo2183: YES THEY ALWAYS DO
SkankinKali: NO
BethyBoo2183: Kaitlee I know you're in denial right now, but sooner or later you're going to have to accept the truth..
BethyBoo2183: THEY RUN AWAY FROMYOU BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU
SkankinKali: NO
SkankinKali: NO THEY DONT


BethyBoo2183: YES YES THEY DO
SkankinKali: *starts shaking*
BethyBoo2183: THEY REALLYY DO
BethyBoo2183: lol
SkankinKali: *uncontrolable twitches*
SkankinKali: I DONT FUCKING TAKE DRUGS
SkankinKali: IM FUCKING JESUS BETH IM JESUS
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
BethyBoo2183: Kaitlee get off the acid
BethyBoo2183: its not good for you!
SkankinKali: who the FUCK is kaitlee
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
SkankinKali: IM JESUS
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
SkankinKali: I TOLD YOU
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
BethyBoo2183: Kaitlee you're not Jesus
BethyBoo2183: Jesus doesn't swear
SkankinKali: JESUS CAN FUCKING SWEAR IF HE WANTS TO
BethyBoo2183: and I'm pretttyy sure you can't walk on water
SkankinKali: JESUS KNOWS ALL
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
SkankinKali: HEY I CAN SNAP
SkankinKali: SO CAN FUCKING JESUS
BethyBoo2183: but you can't walk on water
BethyBoo2183: AND you can't heal people from just like touching them


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Auto response from SkankinKali: SNAPPPP



Popcicles...SNAPPP
I TOLD YOUBETH IM FUCKING JESUSS
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BethyBoo2183: LMFAO!!
BethyBoo2183: KAITLEE YOU ARE NOT JESUS
SkankinKali: I AM JESUS
BethyBoo2183: NO YOU ARE NOT
SkankinKali: DIDNT YOU JUST FUCKING SEE ME WALK ON WATER?
SkankinKali: AND GUESS WHAT
SkankinKali: IM EATING A FUCKING BLUE POPCICLE
SkankinKali: ONLY JESUS
SkankinKali: CAN DO THAT
BethyBoo2183: yeah I guess you're right on that one
SkankinKali: LMAO
SkankinKali: I DROPPED IT


SkankinKali: now the floors wet
SkankinKali: IT POPPED OUT of my mouth
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
BethyBoo2183: see that proves that youre not jesus
BethyBoo2183: Jesus isnt dumb
BethyBoo2183: he wouldnt drop a fucking BLUE POPSICLE on the floor
SkankinKali: IM FUCKING JESUS
SkankinKali: WATCH ME DANCE
BethyBoo2183: YOU'RE FUCKING KAITLEE
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
SkankinKali: *does the jesus dance-
SkankinKali: *and hums gunsmoke theme song*
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
BethyBoo2183: you're gonna have to show me the "Jesus dance" sometime
SkankinKali: Sure. I'll fly over on my magic carpet.
SkankinKali: Aladian lent it to me
SkankinKali: cause you know how close aladian and jesus are
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
SkankinKali: *does the jesus dance again*
BethyBoo2183: lmfao!
SkankinKali: youre just jealous
SkankinKali: You wish you were jesus.
SkankinKali: and married to bill clinton
SkankinKali: Ooh HEY
SkankinKali: I WONDER
SkankinKali: IF I EAT ENOUGH POPCICLES...
SkankinKali: ILL GET FAT


SkankinKali: i mean. no one thinks that jesus
SkankinKali: would be fat
SkankinKali: he'd just sink when he tried to walk on water
BethyBoo2183: LMFAO
BethyBoo2183: well actually he wouldnt
SkankinKali: I mean
SkankinKali: ID just sink
BethyBoo2183: cause fat people float
BethyBoo2183: their fat makes them floatable
BethyBoo2183: or something like that
SkankinKali: Well
SkankinKali: jesus must be fat then
BethyBoo2183: STILL
SkankinKali: I mean
SkankinKali: IM FAT
SkankinKali: CAUSE IM FUCKING JESUS
BethyBoo2183: lmfao

All these are alejo and me
YaNkEeSfAn1282: YO FOO' BE CAREFUL WHO U MESS WIT OR IMA POP A CAP IN UR ASS!
YaNkEeSfAn1282: ...
YaNkEeSfAn1282: no...
SkankinKali: ...
SkankinKali: not at all
YaNkEeSfAn1282: ya...
YaNkEeSfAn1282: lets pretend that never happened
SkankinKali: good idea


SoCcErRuLEs 1282: put it
SkankinKali: ...
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: in a ziploc bag and bring it to me..



SoCcErRuLEs 1282: McDonald's breackfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the bypas surgery.


SkankinKali: whats el up o
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: um...
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: no
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: its written
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: que pasa?


YaNkEeSfAn1282: OMG THERES ONE ON UR HEAD!
YaNkEeSfAn1282: AHHH!
SkankinKali: AHHH
W
YaNkEeSfAn1282: o wait a min
SkankinKali: WATCH OUT
YaNkEeSfAn1282: its ur hair


SoCcErRuLEs 1282: shizzle ma nizzle
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: or not
SkankinKali: whats that even mean?
SkankinKali: shit my nipple?
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: suttin bout my nipple
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: not mine but
SoCcErRuLEs 1282: just in general


the sexy andrew, we had more but i never saved them:


OBAB2158: everything and everyone loves THE GREAT AND POWERFUL KAITDREW






Poem by me.
And if anyone wants to cheer me up i dont mind, cause right now im majorly depressed


You said you'd always love me
so why did you never call
you always say youre sorry
so why do i always bawl?
why do you always promise
the things you'll never do
daddy you make me cry, daddy you make me blue


I wanted to be your baby girl
and in your arms id twirl
around and round and round
but your love was never found


Id wait and wait and wait for you
but of course youd never show
then you say you want to know me
and wish you had watch me grow


well daddy you missed out out on my life
and for that you'll pay the price








Im Fourteen, bands i like


Hawthorne heights
Taking back sunday
The Early november
Alkaline Trio
Catch 22
Beat Soup
Aquabats
Nofx
old rancid
Streetlight M.
Motion City Soundtrack
Operation Ivy
Sex pistols
Clash
Ramones
Matchbook Romance
Yellowcard (BUT JUSTIN BROKE MY CD!!!)
Starting Line
Dashboard
The Used
My chemical romance
Less than Jake (show with andrew april8th)
Reel Big Fish
LagWagon
JustinSane
Bombshell Rocks
Pennywise
None More Black
Anti-Flag
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Against Me


much more..maybe..


Might be moving to North Carolina


I love it when I get random messages from people I dont know. I love making friends..so go ahead. make my day

I <3 tap dancing


And Acting PVPA here i fucking come


im inlove with swing dancing too


'Well, I looked at my watch, it was nine fifty-four,
I said, "Dance ballerina girl, go, go, go!'



favorite Movies:
SLC PUNK
Donnie Darko
Anything Eighties


Favorite TV which i never watch anymore:
Fooly Cooly
Gilmore Girls
Joan Of Arcadia
The experiments of Lain
BoogiePop Phantom
(anime too ^)


Favorite Games:
-Kingdom hearts..which i got for christmas like...years ago, and i still havnt finished it yet! cause I suck and i have no patience
-Harvest Moon, which ive finished a million times
-Star Ocean hardly even started but i like it
-Okage, this game is fucking HILARIOUS


BEST FRIENDS:


Andrew, Who I absolutley love. we have the funniest conversations. I need to start saving them, I feel bad for him though, his girlfriend just broke up with him


Beth, Who I love too, best friends since fourth grade


timmy: FUCK YES HES A SEXY SLUT...:D
He lives a street off mine, he's awesome, in a band, has a record deal, going on tour. This Years Most Hated. Fuck yes, theyre gonna be famous, you can check em out on myspace.



Contact me:
Aim: Skankinkali
Yahoo: Kjsm37
Email: Kjsm37@yahoo.com