YES I'M A JUNIOR NOW!!!


   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh... I am an insane and I am happy not knowing it.

   I like cheese and stairs say the munkeys who spell thier names wrong because kick it kick it, it'll die soon!!!
   But seriously... I just moved and I hate it here. The only consolation is that I have my puppy with me. She's a lousy mutt but I love her.

hey people you know whts awesome??? i know personally the ruler of all that is random hehehe! yay for me wanna see him?...

well i guess you could go to http://snafu.mit.edu/~scorpjcl/parvuncular.html  muwahhahahahahahaha! yes it is he the one and only Parvuncular MAN!!!

   I love my Akasha. I am going to Prom with her back home so I get to have some fun. She is my black-haired second lover. I lived with her for a while before I moved in with my aunt, uncle cousin, and gran. I love her with all my heart and I would kill to keep her happy.


  This is something that remind me of what my mother said when I was born:

  "Through me the way into the suffering city,
  Through me the way to the eternal pain,
  Through me the way that runs among the lost.
  Justice urged on my high artificer;
  My maker was divine authority,
  The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
  Before me nothing but eternal things were    made,
  And I endure eternally.
  Abandon every hope, ye who enter here." 

This is my life...


I am the rock and roll because i live the rock and roll so break out the heavy artilery and pound it in the pits!!!

As you can tell i am really craving a concert now.
I am obsessed with the concert atmosphere. Being up in te front at a Slayer concert and surfing your way to the stage only to be caught by gaurds then making your way back so you can get the shit knocked out of you in a pit... Its my addiction! 
   I even have a scar from the last concert i went to. And it happened to be Slayer. Can you beleive that the last song they played was raining blood? awsomeness... 
But back to the story. I was in the pit holding my own adn doing pretty well considering my size when 3 brawny dudes fell on my and i couldn't get up! When they finally got off Igrabbed on to one of them to get myself out of the way of the feet about to crush me when I was tripped ovr by my cousins buddy Matt whom is 2 times taller than me (not really but he's tall!) and my right knee was bashed into the concrete and scraped on the gravel and I licked the blood of that ran down my leg and it was great. I am now called PitScar or WarWound by all of my cousins friends that were with us at the time. Like I said... the Rock is my liiiiffffffeeee!

People I've seen in concert::
Rock:
GODSMACK
Drowning Pool
Unearth
Evanescence
Three Days Grace
Seether
Megadeath
Killswitch Engage(x2)
Slayer
Mastadon(x2)
Velvet Revolver
Rob Zombie
As I Lay Dying (I hugged the lead singer!)
In Flames
Shadows Fall
Black Label Society
Mudvayne


Country (yes country):
Pat Green
Gary Allen
BIG &RICH <-- (oh so sexy!)

I just can't resist those tight jeans... I think thats one of the only reasons I still listen to country...

Hey I snatched these from Darius Bane whose page i liked so yeah READ THEM!


  "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."


     
 "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol."


    
  "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."



   
    "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
 
     
   "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."


      
   "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.


Well yeah this is me and if you don't like it then you can kiss my little white ass you stoopid mother f*ing piece of CHEESE!...



STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXITE ME, SO GRAB MY WRISTS, THROW ME DOWN AND SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE ME!!!


(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped(twice by the same person)
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(_) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(_) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(X) I never left someone at the altar
(X) I've never stalked someone
(X) I never tried to blind someone
(_) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
(X) I've never done a substance stronger than alchohol or weed
(X) I've never killed an animal or person on purpose.
(X) I've never had phone sex.
(X) I've never been naked hot tubbing
(X) I've Never had sex with a horse!
(X) I've never been raped with a chainsaw. even though it would be interesting.
(X) I have never masturbated while someone else watched.
(X) I have never had sex in a car.
(X) I have never played "Nervous." (Whats nervous?)
(_) I have never gotten anything pierced other than my ears.
(_) I have never danced out in freezing rain with my stereo blazing some song
(X) I have never spent more than a week playing a video game
(_) I have never had "fun" with someone who was at least ten years older than me.
(_) I have never played a game that involved removal of clothing.
(_) I have never had more than one girlfriend/boyfriend at the same time
(_) I have never had sex for more than 3 hours.
(X) I have never had sex dressed like a mascot, i mean animal, er furry, er...you know what i mean
(_) I never had a "fuck buddy"
(X) I never hit more than 1st base in a movie theater
(_) I have never kissed a best friend.
(X) I have never ridden down a slide on an ice cube.
(X) I have never had my girlfriend cheat on me with a guy with a mohawk.
(X) I have never drank 10 bottles of water in 30 minutes
(X) I never performed at least 3 sex acts with a live internet audience
(X) I have never raped a monkey with a broomstick (I know some people who actually would)

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sihT sI oS ehT ssenemosewA !!!
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okies people i just got back from prom and it was so friggin' awesome! yeah! hee hee and i got to dance i love to dance dirty like hee hee well blah... i know i was gonna put something else but i totally forgot what it was well love all the ghetto people out there hee hee and aaaaaaaah! x's and o's and don't forget to SMILE FOR ME!:)