I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
I HAVE SMOKED POT
I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
I AM IN LOVE
I HAVE HAD SEX
I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX

   Well wot can i say bout me... I have Brown Hair,(naturally blonde)blue eyes, i'm small and don't no really erm... i am now single as from 2-3 weeks ago :( awell wot can ya do i decided to go on a break coz i cheated :O terrible i know *slaps face* heehee.... i kinda sorta love another person called "sinky" but his real name is "Liam Sinclair" if ya know um heehee...... im gonna shut up now so go down further on my page plzz... i had really cool pics but now they're dissappeared awell...
!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah if ur gonna add me ask me first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  My best m8s are Georgi, Kitty [asdfghjkl lkjhgfdsa] Dana [666me666] Abi [abz6669]and not forgetting Louise [Louise05] she's sound as fuck and peeps like tht if i forgot u just tell me and i'll put u on ma page wen i can b bothered lol.**laughs like fuck** **LAUGHS** i LOVE lizards, snakes and other scaly animals. Nothing else to say but have fun looking at my house. Oh btw sam [Smiley Sam] is a biatch and i hate her sooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but

only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..

*ON THE FONE*

kyle: baby we need to talk

morgan: ricardo, wat do u mean?

kyle: sumthin has come up...

morgan: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

kyle: i dont want to hurt u baby

morgan: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much

kyle: baby are you there??

morgan: yea im here wut is so important??

kyle: im not sure if i should say
morgan: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.

kyle: im leaving....

morgan: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

kyle: not like that, i mean im moving far away

morgan: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

kyle: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.

[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) morgan, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]

kyle: wow ur father sounds really mad

morgan: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

kyle: would you run away with me?

morgan: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!

kyle: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..

morgan: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

kyle: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.

morgan: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

kyle: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]

kyle: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.

morgan: ****tear (begins to cry)

kyle: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go

morgan: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter her gave her]

It says.....

morgan,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- kyle

[morgan begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....

Friend: how are u feeling?

morgan: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...

morgan: ummm ok

[The finds a piece of paper in tha jacket,

It says.

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love
Never = Alwayz
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...
-kyle

morgan: omg its a letter, Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

morgan: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

......morgan turns tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was kyle, he called to leave a msg. "Its kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!!

[...he eventually finds out wut happend, and also kills himself...]

If you think this story is sad, then RE-POST!!!
...Sumtimes ppl lose tha one they love, make sure u tell that special sum1 that u love them. Or sumthing bad could

♥ Music
♥ Friends
♥ Alcohol
♥ Steven
♥ Steven
♥ oh yeah Steven lol
♥ oh forgot one more STEVEN MCKENZIE llf

I am: Me
I hurt: Inside
I want: To be me
I hate: Selfishness
I cry: At Night
I fear: People And Trust
I hope: To Become Happy
I feel alone: Always
I waste: Time
I talk: All The Time
I break: Hearts
I watch: People
I remember: Pain
I sleep with: Tears
I hide: Everyday
I burn: Myself And Bad Thoughts
I miss: Steven
I feel: Different
I dream: Sweet Fuck All
I await: For my death
I live: With no point
I die: Inside

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)*:.)·ºGoT LoSt In hisº· (.:*(
(.:*(ºº•°••°·EyEz·°••°•ºº )*:.)
)*:.) HeS NoT aLl I WaS (.:*(
(.:*( •·LoOkIn' FoR·• )*:.)
)*:.)BuT HeS AlL i WaNt (.:*(
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kissing is a habit,
fucking is a game,
guys get all the pleasure,
girls get all the pain.
The guy says i love you,
you believe its true,
but when your tummy starts to swell,
he says 'to hell with you'.....
10 minutes of pleasure..
9 months of pain...
3 days in the hospital,
a baby without a name.
the baby is a basterd,
the mother is a whore.
This never would have never happend,
if the rubber wouldn't have torn

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm...wanna hug!?

The past is a ghost the future a dream and all we ever have is now

If u Want to see the RainBow you must go through the rain...If you want true love you must go through the pain

If its love that keeps us breathin
Gives us something to believe in,
Is it fear that makes us blind?

Tell me, why is love so hard to find?

Well...basicly I'm me and if you don't like it fuck off...hehe...Like my bestfriend Georgi says "when people piss you off fuck em to hell"

*Not All Scars Show*
*Not All Wounds Heal*
*Sometimes You Can't Always See*
*The Pain Someone Feels*

I'm a bitch and i got class,
Mess with me ill kick your ass,
So all you whores think your cool,
just remember bitches rule!!!!

GREAT TRUTHS

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . ... having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . ... . not peeing in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Happy, Happy
Joy, Joy
I'm a kinky sex toy
Beat me, bite me
Make me bleed
Kinky sex is what i need!!!!

Sex drugs rock"n"role
Speed weed birthcontrol
Life a bitch and then u die
So fuck the world and lets get high!!

Anyway nuffin else ti say BYE BYE!!!!!
   luv Dannii x x x x x