i will no longer be on elftown!! add me on myspace!!!!! www.myspace.com/insaneclown15

anyone whos my homie/juggalo/juggalette/family or whatever be sure to give this little shit [Every Kiss Begins With Kay] a peice of your mind.
She thinks that she can come up into my house and tell me all this shit she doesnt like about it, and tell me that my G/F is ugly and gross...Oh yes hun...she went there! and the funniest thing is...she has no room to talk! so yeah, im just lettin y'all know that if your lookin at this...you obviously care, so why not take a little time and ...well...teach her not to fuck with a fuckin Juggalo & Lette guarded house! suck on that shit bitch!







[Bloods suck dick// and Cypts do too//
a Juggalo will swing its hatchet//
right thru you//
we chop atchya throat// we chop atchya head//
we chop mutha fuckas up// till all h8taz are dead// you dont like us juggalos//well you can fuck off// cause you fuck with us?// and we'll chop your block OFF!!]

[REPRESENT THA HATCHET MUTHA FUCKAS!!]


[Favorite saying]
sure..come on man...mine and her relationship aint all weak and shit...you know...i mean...i mean just because shes dead we should just break up or somethin!? FUCK THAT!! So what...So shes dead! does that make you fresher than her!? i dont think so!! so she dont talk as much...and she really dont move around a lot...but shes still FRESH!! SHES STILL FUN TO BE AROUND!! your just predjudice! your predjudice against DEAD PEOPLE!! WELL FUCK OFF!!






alright, now is there anyone that you have ever had a crush on, but didnt know how to say it to them? well here is a link to a great survay thing! just fill it out and send it to them! it works on all kinds of websites, elftown, myspace, elfpack,vampirefreaks, you name it! alright well heres the link

http://www.crush007.com/v2/predict/1151336717get



Alright [juggalos and juggalettes] we got a problem!! Were dyin down fast....aint much [clown love] goin around like it used to.We need to bring it back up to pace..ima do my part, you do yours..if your a true [juggalo or lette] youll spread the love. SO if you know any los or lettes tell the [RAISE THE FUCKIN HATCHET] AND SPREAD THE WORD LIKE BUTTER OF US DYIN OUT!!! WE NEED TO REGROUP!!
ALL [JUGGALOS AND LETTES] [RAISE THE HATCHET HIGH]!! Im stickin it till the end...when we all get to SHANGRA-La!!!
SO [RAISE THE FUCKIN HATCHET] AND SPREAD THE LOVE!!!!
[MMFCL]!!!!!
alright
IM OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!


heres a little list of Juggalos and Juggalettes on Elftown
[Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]
[.Anti-Juliet.]
[TwiztidClown]
[TheSnowQueen]
[Aztyn Korlin]
[i want some one to want me]
[Hatchet Skater_420]
[*lifefox*]
[juggalo]
[pyrotic_15]
[+suck my twinkie+]
[RissaREPTAR]
[XxRENAGADExX] <- my homeboy!
[imma Beautiful Disgrace w/ Venomous Lips]
[icp_rox11]
[icp fan]
[i love dick05] <- whats with the name?
[killarydaclown]
[dragonlette]
[~BLACKIE~]
[sam sam]
[LiStEn -(close) - tO mY hEaRt*EXLPODING*]
alright juggalos/lettes you want your name on the list.....well your just gonna have to send me a message sayin you want your name on the list!SO DO IT!






If you got any questions..any at all ether they be naughty personall or just plain sick..or maybe they arnt..who knows..but ask..ill give you six questions so make em juicy

(1)______
(2)______
(3)______
(4)______
(5)______
(6)______

like i said [ANY QUESTIONS]!!

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? send me a message telling me wht yu would do.

If you eva wanna talk just send me an email its right up there.I incourage you to send E-MAILs!!!!

Fill this out and send it to me in a message please..anybody...whoever you are...even if you dont wanna get to know me just do it...i love everyone..i need to stop drinking...

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your
house and see what I say about you?

YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless

I promise to answer them 100% truthfully

All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
[Repost this to see what others ask you...]
IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK


you want 2 play games?we play games!

TO PLAY I Have.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE. ADD AN "I have" OF YOUR OWN.


I have
(x) BEEN DRUNK
(x) SMOKED POT
(x)KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_)KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) RODE IN A TAXI
(_) HAD ANAL SEX
(x) HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) SHOPLIFTED
(_) HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) HAD A THREESOME
(x) SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) PISSED ON MYSELF(i was a baby though)
(_) had SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) BEEN ARRESTED
(x) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x) LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) BEEN SKYDIVING
(x) BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x) PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(x) LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(x) I CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(x) GOT CAUGHT MAKING OUT


[WHAT IS A JUGGALO] YOU ASK!!!WELL HERES YOUR ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!

> a [$juggalo$] is:
he gets butt naked. And then he walks through the street winkin’ at freaks, Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!

a [$juggalo$] is:
Someone who just don’t care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.

a [$juggalo$] is:
someone who could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,

a [$juggalo$] is:
He drinks like a fish, And then he starts huggin’ people like a drunk bitch,

a [$juggalo$] is:
he picks fights with his best friends, Then he starts with the huggin’ again, fuck,

a [$juggalo$] is:
A fuckin’ lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, Then he jumps out a ten-story window

a [$juggalo$] is:
A dead body. Well he ain’t really dead, but he ain’t like anybody That you’ve ever met before.

a [$juggalo$] is:
Someone who eats monopoly and shits out connect four.

a [$juggalo$] is:
He ain’t a bitch boy. He’ll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.

a [$juggalo$] is:
someone who Walks right in the house where ya havin’ supper, And dip his nuts in ya soup oh bloop

a [$juggalo$] is:
he ain’t a phoney. He’ll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.

a [$juggalo$] is:
someone who watches you sit there and finish up the last bit, Cuz you’re a stupid-ass dumb fuckin’ idiot.

a [$juggalo$] is:
He’s a graduate. He graduated from......well,

a [$juggalo$] is:
he’s got a job, he’s not a dumb putz, He works for himself scratchin’ his nuts, ha!

a [$juggalo$] is:
A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks.

a [$juggalo$] is:
People like him till they find out he’s unstable. He'll slam ya mama through a coffee table.


and THAT is a mutha fuckin JUGGALO BIATCH!!!!!



[JUGGALO HOMIES]
  [ICP]

(Violent J)
Let me ask you this about this life we live
And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
To them distant ass relatives over in Ham dinner
If they miss you so much why don't they just call a (motherfucker)
If you wasn't blood, would you still have love?
Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love?
Look I probably love my family more then anybody here
But my homies are family too Third cousins get outta here
Who was you with when you got tatoos?
Who was you tripping with when you did them mushrooms?
Who the fuck threw up all over your car?
And then felt worse then you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll)

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Who loaned ya money, homie? Who owes ya cash?
Who taught you how to use a bong for the grass?
I don't know much but I gotta assume
When ya hit ya first neden, ya homies was in the other room

(Chorus)
We talkn' about HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talkn' about road dogs of mine!)
Our motherfucking HOMIES HOMIES!!! (We throwin' up Clown Love signs!)
Real juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talk about those dogs of mine!)
HOMIES HOMIES (Man that's my dogg)

(Violent J)
Have you ever had a job that you truly dispise?
Like I dunno maybe dishwashing or fucking flipping fries
Then you got this boss who thinks he's the don mega Cause he the head manager
Cheap chili fry makerAll you could vision is ya'll beating him down
Your homies standing on his back while you kicking his head around
But responsibility is there, I can't lie tho
I would a been plucked his fucking eyeball out with a chicken bone
Crazy as fuck I'll rip your peircings off
And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
When you snuck the car out who did you get?
And when you got caught, who you blame that shit?
Who you relax around and scratch yo balls?
Homies,were talking about like you and yours!

(Chorus)
We talkn' about HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talkn' about road dogs of mine!)
Our motherfucking HOMIES HOMIES!!! (We throwin' up Clown Love signs!)
Real juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talk about those dogs of mine!)
HOMIES HOMIES (Man that's my dogg) If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!

(got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)

(Jamie Madrox)
Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you betta step to the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend
That I could have some friends that's down til the very end
Well that's my home boys, excuse me, my family
And when we conquer the world
We macking on the galaxy cause the skys the limit
And we ain't finished
And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it

(Monoxide Child)
Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll
Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll
I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll
And everything is obsilete unless I hear my homies call
We worldwide, were homies across the planet
Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' jacket
They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll
Hanging till we old and grey like grandpa (Psychopathic)

(Chorus)
HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talk about those dogs of mine!)
My motherfucking HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Be throwing up Clown Love signs!)
We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talk about those dogs of mine!)
(Juggalo homies)HOMIES HOMIES (hey hey hey)
If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
Fuck Off!!! Fuck Off!!! (Anybody Killa going off)
My mothafukin HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talk about those dogs of mine!)
We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Be throwing up Clown Love signs!)
(Juggalo homies) HOMIES HOMIES!!! (Talk about those dogs of mine!)
(Eastside, Westside!)HOMIES HOMIES If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
(Got a bullet for every one)If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
Fuck Off!!! Fuck Off!!! 







[nsane Clown Posse (ICP)]
[Cotton Candy666]


"One pussy licking coming up"
"What's your name, handsome?"
"Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all
naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?"
"Do you know what's under my dress?"
"Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got
I guess."
"No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt."
My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
Cuz you can my ball sac hanging out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bitches ask what I'm trying to do
My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too
Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me, then take a look and then south
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
My name is J, the kiddies call me jitty pants
Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll
And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face
I said, "your daddy's home", she said "so fucking what?"
I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"
Oh shit, so what was I to do
Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew
I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt
Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
"Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for

Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy."
"Sure, Claude, honey."
"Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of
my thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm."
"Yes, ma'am"
"That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby."
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
"Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick the
hairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Clause. Keep licking. Huh uh
keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude."
"Go ahead and suck you bastard.
Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"