I'm a juggalo who costantly drinks Faygo and eats.

     
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     Dark Lotus
     ABK
     Tech N9ne
     Zug Izland
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     Sublime
     Misfits
     Twiztid
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     Blaze
     Esham
     Kottonmouth Kings



DARK LOTUS LYRICS

"Juggalo Family"

[Violent J:]
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"

[Blaze Ya Dead Homie:]
I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand, squashing all deadly forces
Been to hell, could of spent eternity there
All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there
Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide
Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go

[Monoxide Child:]
So many people in the matrix die alone, hey
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they
Keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout
Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown
Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground!
I give a shout to all my homies and killas who keep me started
All my juggalos always representing when departed

[Chorus:]
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me!
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me!
I'll always have juggalo family!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
6 individuals pedals fall from 1 stem
Who try to run away and not follow any trends, with no friends
Cause we accend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime
Make your mind, juggalo minds to crush mainstream shines
Whats yours is mine it was mines is yours
Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds
Any hoes front a juggalos or the hatchet
Tell them to come suck on your dick, we psychopathic!

[Jamie Madrox:]
All my life I've been living it all alone
I'm like a king with no people or a crown or a throne
And what I'm speaking on is what I'm feeling like
Do you know what it feels like to feel the warmth of the sunlight
I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark
For so many years that I question love in my heart
And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!

[chorus]

[Anybody Killa:]
If it wasn't for the juggalos I don't know
Probly be robbing everybody in the world fo sho
So I'm thankful for the family that adopted me in
And since I live on the underground it all fit in
I can't explain all the power that the Carnival brings
Or the energy from ya'll when the hatchet swings
All I know is that I'm staying cause it's where I belong
Dark Lotus on my wrists till I'm dead and gone

[Violent J:]
If it wasn't for Shaggy my shirt would still be baggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
We used to buy our own records at the stores
So they would think it's a hot seller, and order more
But we built a team of same killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top, we'd stay B level like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to the mother hoes!

[Chorus x3]
Lotus!!!
Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!!

"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"



Juggalo Dictionary
Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie
Bigot: Racist, hater
Born Twiztid A fake documentery about Twiztid. Only 30 minutes long but funny as hell!
Chedda: Money, skrilla
Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy
Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist
Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt, cherrie pie
Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about.
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit
Echoside: A fate worse than hell
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more)
Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts.
Feminem: Eminem diss
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub.
Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a concert in their hometown of Detroit
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records logo. Created by Shaggy 2 Dope. Seen on everything Psychopathic Records.
Hell's Pit: Hell, the eternal flames
Hoe: A whore, slut, hoodrat
Hood Rat: Whore, slut, the girl that be fucking all the boys
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse's first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with
ISI: Infamous Superstars Incorporated, Gang consisting of Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze, and others
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival.
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't
Juggalo: Believer of the Dark Carnival, big fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists
Juggalette: Female Juggalo
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling: JCW, Psychopathic Records own wrestling organization that was #2 behind the WWE.
Killa: Used in the same context as Juggalo and Ninja
Majik Recordz: A Sub-Label of Psychopathic Records started and run by Psychopathic's Twiztid. This project has been canned, or at least put on hold for the time being
MCL: Much Clown Love
MFL: Much Family Love
Moonshine: Homemade booze
Necromancy: Style of magic using the dead
Necrophilia: Sexual activities with the deceased
Neden: See Cotton Candy
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, down ass Juggalos
Ninjette: Female Ninja
Nizzos: Testicles, balls, nuts
Nugbone: Your neck
Nugget: Your head
Pink Eye: Condition you get for eating too much pussy
Psychopathic Records: Underground record label that was founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss
Red Neck: Hillbilly's from Southern United States, usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja
Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise
Shank: Knife
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker's Card.
Skrilla: Chedda, cash, bones, money, dollars
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem
Trees: Weed, green, dank
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP's homies
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black magic
Wang: Penis, dick, popsicle
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half
Zuggalo: A big fan of Zug Izland. Like a Juggalo, but for Zug



F . O . R . D .
For Only Retarded Drivers
Found On Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge