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I'm a white guy black hair... blue-green eyes... tall 6'=183cm... good at skate boarding and i play football and basketball for caverna high school im in the 12 grade i like too talk


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A- Really good kisser.
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- your wild and crazy
D-You have trouble trusting people.
E-You have a nice ass ;-)
F-People totally adore you
H- ur cool
G-You never let people tell you what to do.
T-You are popular with all types of people.
I-You have a nice ass;-)
J-you are broad minded
K- You like to try new things
L-You have a nice butt;-)
M-You are really hot.
N-Everyone loves you.
O-You love Mickey Mouse
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R- you are one of the best in bed.
S-People think you are so sexy.
T-you are one of the best in bed.
U-You have very good personality and looks.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD

J-you are broad minded
O-You love Mickey Mouse
S-People think you are so sexy
E-You have a nice ass ;-)
P-You are popular with all types of people
H- ur cool


J-you are broad minded
A- Really good kisser
M-You are really hot
E-You have a nice ass ;-)
S-People think you are so sexy


E-You have a nice ass ;-)
D-You have trouble trusting people
W-You are very broad minded
A- Really good kisser
R- you are one of the best in bed
D-You have trouble trusting people


M-You are really hot
C- your wild and crazy
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people
R- you are one of the best in bed
I-You have a nice ass;-)
D-You have trouble trusting people
E-You have a nice ass ;-)






the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.


One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.





Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!





She screams.





Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!





PULL IT OUT!!!





PULL IT OUT NOW!!!





I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!








Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."


Priest: "What have you done my child?"


Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."


Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"


Girl: "Because he touched my hand."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he touched my breast."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)


Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"


Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"


Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!